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QL players and boxers (3 comments)
Posted by nined @ 11:25 CDT, 4 July 2025 - iMsg
Cypher - Roy Jonson
Agent - Tyson Fury "Gypsy King"
Evil - Mike Tyson
Cooler - ?
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250 FPS QL League - Season 3 (1 comment)
Posted by Danmer @ 07:38 CDT, 28 June 2025 - iMsg
250 FPS Season 3 has started! It will be really hot. 4 qualified players, 4 invitees and 8 top players from the previous season are going to fight for $10,000 over 3 months.

The league starts today June 28 and ends October 5. It is going to be four qualifying tournaments. First places will advance to the main stage where they will play with 4 invited players and 8 best players from the previous season in a round-robin system. The top four players will compete in the super final for an additional prize.

Stream in English
Coming soon

Stream in Russian
https://www.twitch.tv/250fps_ru

Follow and subscribe
https://discord.gg/H92GkUpu4z
https://x.com/Quake250fps
https://www.reddit.com/r/QuakeLive250FPS/
https://t.me/Quake250FPS

Website
https://250fps.com/

Enjoy!

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Edited by Danmer at 09:37 CDT, 28 June 2025 - 218 Hits
"Cooller Day" live on ql_quake_tv (11 comments)
Posted by gSTRUCTOR @ 10:14 CDT, 23 June 2025 - iMsg
23 jun 2025
https://www.twitch.tv/ql_quake_tv

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So far watched a crazy av3k house of decay match (house of decay masterace plasma king), Jibo on ztn and Dahang on aero.
Edited by gSTRUCTOR at 10:17 CDT, 23 June 2025 - 1198 Hits
Before and After (No comments)
Posted by The_Sh33p @ 08:04 CDT, 21 June 2025 - iMsg
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QL City LAN series - Stuttgart edition (15 comments)
Posted by artemis4 @ 07:07 CDT, 16 June 2025 - iMsg
This is the official announcement for the LAN, happening later this week.

QL City LAN series - Stuttgart edition

Date: 20.06.2025 - 22.06.2025
Location: 1337 Gaming House
Game modes: CTF, DUEL
Sponsors:Japan Artisan


PRIZEPOOL
CTF Tournament
1st place – €500, 3 Artisan pads of for each of the 5 players
2nd place – €250, 2 Artisan pads of for each of the 5 players
3rd place – €100, 1 Artisan pad of for each of the 5 players

Duel Tournament
1st place – €120, 2 Artisan pads of choice
2nd place – €60, 1 Artisan pad of choice
3rd place – €30, 1 Artisan pad of choice


Play of the LAN: €50, 1 Artisan pad of choice



BRACKETS

DUEL

CTF


STREAM
twitch QLLANCitySeries

DONATIONS

https://ko-fi.com/lanst2025
(all the donations will go towards the prizepool)
Edited by Lam at 03:25 CDT, 22 June 2025 - 817 Hits
GREAT NEWS FOR QUAKE !!! (8 comments)
Posted by gSTRUCTOR @ 17:14 CDT, 15 June 2025 - iMsg
Latest Doom isnt selling shit!

That means maybe the franchise is exhausted and...

Quake 6 is NEXT!!!

WOOOHOOOO

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2025 and feeling nostalgic (No comments)
Posted by hitsu @ 06:07 CDT, 15 June 2025 - iMsg
So i woke up pretty nostalgic today...

Kinda suprised how fast times passes by, yesterday i was playing ET & QL, and now my kids play stumble guys...

Anyway, do people still play quake? And which version? ANd fuck cpma
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<< Comment #1 @ 08:06 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Sweden azmo 
The betting was more fun ;)
<< Comment #16 @ 13:29 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By ic-REPTILE owns ic-FOX rep  - Reply to #1
but betting isn't a true representation because it's all about playing the odds..
<< Comment #58 @ 15:11 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #16
And this is an even worse representation, because people often vote who they want to.

I doubt many people would have put 5000 on spammah, regardless of the odds. No offense to him.
<< Comment #2 @ 08:18 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By psychoxou xou 
spammah cpm #1
<< Comment #3 @ 08:22 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By SC_Zerg [mash] 
spammah \o/
<< Comment #4 @ 08:23 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Italy exp! 
spammah ofc.
<< Comment #5 @ 08:24 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Slovenia ambro 
god, i forgot for a moment where am i and didnt vote for the weirdest option.
Edited by ambro at 08:25 CDT, 14 October 2009
<< Comment #6 @ 09:27 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Uruguay gSTRUCTOR 
noctis Who will win in Dubai (poll)? vtl`noctis

Fanboy! ^^
<< Comment #7 @ 09:31 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Sweden Paladia  - Reply to #6
To his defense he actually betted on himself as well, so he does believe he'll win.
<< Comment #8 @ 09:41 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Austria noctis  - Reply to #7
i heard being confident is supposed to help ;p
<< Comment #9 @ 09:46 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #8
Yes, you emo fuck.
<< Comment #11 @ 10:19 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Unset amOKchen  - Reply to #8
Eventhough I idolize you, I ended up voting for rapha. slackprac!
Someone set up us the bomb.
<< Comment #17 @ 13:31 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #8
you're the main favourite, you're supposed to win every single match on all maps. if you manage to lose a map, it would be a disaster!


there i made it easier for you.
<< Comment #26 @ 01:51 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Sweden blaze  - Reply to #8
you can always come back and cpm if you fail! :D
also gl!
<< Comment #63 @ 03:14 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By cooller skint  - Reply to #26
and play in more of svr's newbie duel cups??
Edited by skint at 03:14 CDT, 17 October 2009
<< Comment #65 @ 03:23 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Sweden blaze  - Reply to #63
I wish.
svr has gone missing :(
<< Comment #10 @ 10:01 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Poland mefajpE^ 
lol @ Cooller.
<< Comment #12 @ 10:23 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Swedish Shaft Torzelan 
sheft chempion m8, allin!
<< Comment #13 @ 11:09 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Bhutan frozen` 
dudes have no chances against spammah
<< Comment #14 @ 11:20 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By djogedj h8m3 
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<< Comment #15 @ 13:18 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By USSR Lamur  - Reply to #14
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Edited by Lamur at 13:32 CDT, 14 October 2009
<< Comment #20 @ 15:07 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #15
I can't believe people are doing this, lol.
<< Comment #21 @ 15:07 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #20
ESR is a really joyful place to be, I mean.
<< Comment #22 @ 15:55 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By USSR Lamur  - Reply to #21
:)
it's good
<< Comment #24 @ 23:52 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By ql loveless  - Reply to #20
i can't believe it's not butter
<< Comment #36 @ 07:03 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Sweden calleking  - Reply to #15
win
<< Comment #18 @ 14:13 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By United Kingdom Disrepute 
nvc
<< Comment #19 @ 14:17 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic 
yuka
<< Comment #23 @ 16:55 CDT, 14 October 2009 >>
By \0/ fragerr 
noctis ftw
<< Comment #25 @ 01:50 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Sweden blaze 
SPAMMAH \o/

edit: Gonna be fun to watch cooller disappoint everyone!
Edited by blaze at 01:52 CDT, 15 October 2009
<< Comment #27 @ 02:07 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
http://www.quakelive.com/#profile/matches/Cooller

His stats aren't that great.

Sorry for being stupid but who is spammah? demos?
Edited by confusion at 02:26 CDT, 15 October 2009
<< Comment #37 @ 07:09 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Sweden calleking  - Reply to #27
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<< Comment #43 @ 15:06 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By qwcz Kwibus  - Reply to #27
Dude are you stupid? Cooller is playing mindgames with everyone... It's so obvious. You'll notice this weekend when he dominates and rapes everyone.
<< Comment #28 @ 03:33 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By WATCHMEN squishy 
Group A is nice :)
<< Comment #29 @ 04:44 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Belgium Gladius 
As always, I have my hopes put on cooller. If he survives the group stage I reckon he can win the whole thing. If not, go noctis!
<< Comment #31 @ 06:29 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By \0/ fragerr  - Reply to #29
traitor
<< Comment #30 @ 04:59 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
Go noctis, go noctis! *cheer*
<< Comment #32 @ 06:31 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By SpawnRaped ignus 
What is it with people who think grandpa Cooller actually has a chance? No, seriously, why is everyone sucking Cooller's cock? Please link me to a demo that shows that he is remarkably better than today's top players. THX BRO

edit typo goddamn I hate it that it shows that I edited even though I did it 2 seconds after posting
Edited by ignus at 06:33 CDT, 15 October 2009
<< Comment #33 @ 06:42 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #32
fool.

Cooller was the greatest, is the greatest and will remain the greatest...

FOREVER
<< Comment #34 @ 06:56 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By SpawnRaped ignus  - Reply to #33
People give you +'s for this kind of blind admiration?

Let me repeat: how about linking me to Cooller's greatest match of all time. Because I've only seen him lose to Cypher recently.
<< Comment #35 @ 07:00 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By 2k2_2 Nukm  - Reply to #34
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nuf said
<< Comment #41 @ 12:11 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By \0/ fragerr  - Reply to #34
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<< Comment #45 @ 15:07 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By qwcz Kwibus  - Reply to #34
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<< Comment #46 @ 16:32 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By potat p4r4  - Reply to #34
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<< Comment #55 @ 13:03 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #34
The first of many
you need brain to play ztn
Better luck next time
Oh well
im not in form yet
egd

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Edited by iniiiiiiii at 13:08 CDT, 16 October 2009
<< Comment #57 @ 14:40 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By SpawnRaped ignus  - Reply to #55
Thats what I was looking for, thanks
<< Comment #59 @ 15:50 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #57
Those were just the most obvious ones of the top of my head mind you, there's some great demos of him vs other players too.
<< Comment #76 @ 15:00 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By 004 bsk  - Reply to #57
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<< Comment #64 @ 03:16 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By cooller skint  - Reply to #55
cooller > usa much?
<< Comment #61 @ 18:33 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #34
here's a couple
first
a thriller set
<< Comment #66 @ 04:15 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #61
To be honest those two games are boring.

The cooller vs czm game from QLAN is way better.
<< Comment #68 @ 07:23 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #66
2nd one is the cpl set?
<< Comment #69 @ 08:06 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #68
Yes :o
<< Comment #70 @ 08:11 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #69
that one was much better than the eswc one tbh
<< Comment #71 @ 08:43 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #70
Perhaps, but he was asking for games where cooller played really well (not czm!), obviously you pick the wins and not the loses!

Still:
hub game at CPL > ESWC
DM6 game at ESWC > CPL
DM13 game at ESWC > CPLothermap(ztn?)
<< Comment #72 @ 08:52 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #71
DM6 game at ESWC > CPL

no way :D
<< Comment #73 @ 09:05 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #72
The ESWC game was far more controlled play from both players at the top of their games. Cooller made one mistake and czm took control, started his comeback, then he made one mistake and it was all over.

The CPL game was reckless from both at times.
<< Comment #74 @ 09:14 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #73
both games had the same flow, but different outcome. in eswc cooller managed to stop the comeback with that lg @ rocketjump. in cpl he didnt. 99% the same matches.

but ok.
<< Comment #75 @ 09:59 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #74
Disagree entirely. The only similarity was that czm made a comeback in both games and both were dm6.
<< Comment #38 @ 08:55 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By United States of America StywoO  - Reply to #32
I'm sure a lot of people are voting for him because they want to see him win.

I think rapha/spart1e/cypher/noctis all have a better chance though.
<< Comment #44 @ 15:07 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By qwcz Kwibus  - Reply to #32
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<< Comment #39 @ 09:00 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Italy DuX 
i just see that we're many players hoping or at least thinking that cooller's gonna win this tournament. let's hope so guys ;)
<< Comment #40 @ 09:10 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Finland duumed 
go FOX
<< Comment #42 @ 14:20 CDT, 15 October 2009 >>
By Slovenia ambro 
someone tatoos COOLLER on his chest. he will be the ultimate fanboy. or her.
<< Comment #47 @ 02:32 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By ^__^ 3ulu4 
coler - wont even pass the group stage - 100%. So your cock sucking wouldnt yield colers fruit.
<< Comment #48 @ 03:49 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Iceland Reyn1r  - Reply to #47
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It will yield plenty of colers fruit.
Edited by Reyn1r at 03:51 CDT, 16 October 2009
<< Comment #56 @ 13:36 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Sweden azmo  - Reply to #48
HAhaha, this made the whole dubai thing worth it.

Sure it would have been ok anyway, but now it will be great.
<< Comment #49 @ 05:10 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By rtfm Larvi 
Dat nigga Rapha or Cypher
Edited by Larvi at 05:10 CDT, 16 October 2009
<< Comment #50 @ 05:36 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Morocco Pushpabon 
cooller wins 666-0
<< Comment #51 @ 05:47 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By blank koekie 
I hope Cooller but I think rapha.
<< Comment #52 @ 06:06 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By football reyu 
even though I think Cooller has no chance I voted for him, he's just too good.
<< Comment #53 @ 07:38 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
go go noctis \0/
<< Comment #54 @ 11:05 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
cooller fanboys. The guy hasn't been seen a long time and you declare him the victor rotfl
<< Comment #60 @ 18:20 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Sweden Bluder  - Reply to #54
english?
<< Comment #62 @ 20:11 CDT, 16 October 2009 >>
By Half-Life anyk3y  - Reply to #54
anton, not victor
<< Comment #79 @ 20:26 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Uruguay gSTRUCTOR  - Reply to #54
Cooller could win this tourney without even touching arab soil.
<< Comment #67 @ 06:13 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Niue Grumx 
1cooller
2strenx
3madix

or
real:

1 rapha
2 noctis
3 spartie
Edited by Grumx at 06:13 CDT, 17 October 2009
<< Comment #77 @ 15:03 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By 004 bsk 
God I love ESR.
<< Comment #78 @ 18:41 CDT, 17 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe 
mouz.Cooller if the visa doesn't control him: 31% (62)
<< Comment #82 @ 04:03 CDT, 21 October 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #78
he got controlled, but it wasn't the visa \:D/
<< Comment #83 @ 04:15 CDT, 21 October 2009 >>
By Earth Lethe  - Reply to #82
fucking hell
<< Comment #84 @ 05:11 CDT, 21 October 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #83
controlled
<< Comment #80 @ 20:52 CDT, 18 October 2009 >>
By Germany butchji 
cypher
<< Comment #81 @ 03:57 CDT, 21 October 2009 >>
By hearpts rockz 
80% failed
<< Comment #85 @ 05:57 CDT, 21 October 2009 >>
I'll have to go with Rapha here. He's too much of a Ninja Turtle. When the frog called me Lord Jonesy, I knew it was the right name. Cooller studies too much law. He has no time for Quake.

Let's be prodigious and say Cypher or Rapha.
<< Comment #86 @ 14:52 CDT, 22 October 2009 >>
By United Kingdom Six16 
d3c4y voted: SK|rapha

My brain voted Rapha, but my heart will always vote Cooller!
Edited by d3c4y at 14:53 CDT, 22 October 2009
<< Comment #87 @ 04:56 CDT, 17 September 2011 >>
By United States of America z4t01 
i think rapha because hes proven himself at duel, but i want to see noctis win because it'd be great to see someone whose clearly a TDM focused player lately prove that the skills are transferable and applicable... unfortunately history has shown that you are pretty much only good at one game type at a time... "world-class good" i mean.
<< Comment #88 @ 06:19 CDT, 17 September 2011 >>
By bloody eyeball by hatelull melechesh  - Reply to #87
Yes, I also think Rapha will win the IEM Dubai 2009.
<< Comment #89 @ 10:33 CDT, 27 March 2013 >>
By MLP_FlutterShy Teen Queen 
Noctis is going to take this easily.

He just needs to practice and remain calm during the game.
<< Comment #90 @ 11:27 CDT, 27 March 2013 >>
By scooter sharpe  - Reply to #89
cooller is going to take this easily.

He just needs to practice and be humble towards his opponents.
<< Comment #91 @ 12:21 CDT, 27 March 2013 >>
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