I never went to any school-dances. When everyone else was going to their junior-prom, I was shooting heroin. The way I figured, if you're going to do that kind of illegal shit, you should it before you turn 17, that way, if you get caught, there is less penalty. I recommend everyone practices the same philosophy. Stupid oppressive, conservative fucks, they think their persecution will have the opposite affect, but every intelligent person knows otherwise.

What conservatives do here is, to get elected they promise 'low-taxes', then provide their low-taxes by outlawing drugs and operating within the illegal drug-trade. The government can take in a lot of money through such an illegal, highly-profitable industry. Someone like Bush, a daddy's-boy pussy of immense proportions, used a slightly different-method. He used money on credit from China. During his administration, he never had to raise taxes, providing the illusion of low-taxes. Of course, in the long-term, borrowing money is more expensive than raising taxes. Credit comes with interest. After a life-time of borrowing money from his father, and never earning anything but everyone's hatred, Little Dickhead knew exactly how to get the money he needed. If only he would kill himself, or allow the world to murder him through a kangaroo-court like he did to Saddam Hussein.

Everything conservatives do is a lie. If it wasn't for their butchered education system, which keeps most of the Union below the necessary education level, people wouldn't be deceived by their pathetic illusions. Without superficiality, conservative deceptions would fail at every level. And no, i've never actually shot heroin.