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Posted by gnarf @ 12:31 CDT, 16 May 2004 - iMsg

Edited by manwithnoname at 14:17 CDT, 20 July 2006 - 9577 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 12:53 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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DvO

Thanks, but no thanks.

<< Comment #6 @ 17:03 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #1

I knew you would love it.

<< Comment #2 @ 13:42 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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Dolt

One time, at the airport when I returned home from my vacation, I saw a huge TURD laying in a urinal :( I never got the image out of my head...

<< Comment #3 @ 14:24 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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Grave - Reply to #2

hahah you have bee turd3d :)

<< Comment #4 @ 15:49 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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umayr - Reply to #2

LOLLLL

<< Comment #9 @ 08:29 CDT, 17 May 2004 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #2

www.urinalpoop.com

<< Comment #5 @ 16:00 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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sampo

woot, was this new freaky user pic of yours? A new commercial of Ikeas Rock themes? "How do you afford your Rock'n Roll lifestyle? ;)

<< Comment #7 @ 17:11 CDT, 16 May 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #5

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:18 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #8 @ 04:59 CDT, 17 May 2004 >>

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Sh1eldeR

Haha, Urinal was the name of the best clan in Poland (they were the only clan to have won 2 ECTs [Polish biggest TDM leagues] in a row). I used to be a member of the clan :) Unfortunately, it doesn't exist anymore.

Check our website out, it should still be online.

Urinal TDM

nostalgia...

<< Comment #10 @ 15:30 CDT, 17 May 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #8

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:19 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #18 @ 06:13 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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Sh1eldeR - Reply to #10

Well we didn't have any good connections so we played only in polish leagues. So no wonder that you haven't heard of us :)

And the trick is, that in polish Urinal means *exactly* the same.

<< Comment #11 @ 05:44 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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Larvi

http://www.urinal.net/dome/
?!?!?!??!!?!

<< Comment #12 @ 09:17 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #11

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:20 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #17 @ 03:07 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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Larvi - Reply to #12

what if something examines my rather small penis while taking a piss !?

<< Comment #13 @ 13:52 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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Nazg0l

when i was about 11, i went on a school camping trip. One night i needed a shit and so got permission to use the nearby hostel toilets. For some reason that i still dont know, i went to the urinals and squatted at them ready to shit. After about 20seconds or so i realised that i should be using the cubicle toilet, so ran as fast as i could with my trousers around my ankles. Unfortunately the turd came out midway to the toilet, and made a big mess on the floor. I just ran back to my tent and hoped no one will figure out it was me.

Well the next morning my teacher had arranged everyone into a circle and told us that they had to wake up the janitor to clean up a mess in the toilets. For some reason my mates started laughing at me, and i went really bright red. I dont know if anyone knew it was me, but ive only just been able to summon the courage to share my story.

<< Comment #16 @ 15:09 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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D i M a - Reply to #13

I should have stopped reading at "when i was about 11".

<< Comment #14 @ 14:00 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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gnusmas

lol
- some of the asian are quite ehhmm...interesting?

Tim

<< Comment #15 @ 15:05 CDT, 18 May 2004 >>

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noober

No urinal thread can be complete without http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/

<< Comment #19 @ 12:34 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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zxcvbasdfg

i got to casinos and put a thick paper towel in a urinal. i then place a dollar or two on the paper towel. i then wait t see if anyone picks it up. i then laugh.

<< Comment #20 @ 14:42 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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xoji - Reply to #19

how about having a turd on the floor, placing the dollars under the turd !!

<< Comment #22 @ 22:52 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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zxcvbasdfg - Reply to #20

lol, give it a shot.

<< Comment #21 @ 18:01 CDT, 19 May 2004 >>

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gnusmas

good idea!

<< Comment #23 @ 13:37 CDT, 20 May 2004 >>

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Gorge

crap all over all the seats in a loo in a restaurant...then mix laxatives in all the food...then just sit back relax and watch the turds flow............

<< Comment #24 @ 14:47 CDT, 20 May 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #23

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:22 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #25 @ 12:55 CDT, 21 May 2004 >>

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Gorge - Reply to #24

i second that :>

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