Well, it's that time of year again... where people put tree's in their houses and condition their children to find the virtue in deception. During this special time of year, like many people, I have traditions. What I do every year, is strive bring to as many children as possible, the gift of truth.

Basically, I go around to as many preschools and kindergartens as possible, and tell all the kids that Santa is fake and their parents are liars. This year, i've managed to convert 43 children to a life of cynicism and distrust.

One person can only do much though. That's why i'm here - to give everyone the opportunity of charity. Tell the truth to as many children as you can. Together, we can change the world. Thank you.