this is probably the only time i will ever use my journal to actually discuss things happening in my life. i am at my internet girlfriend's apartment in the middle of glorious fucking nowhere for two weeks and contrary to popular belief, she is not 500 pounds nor does she have a penis. tshe was actually way cuter in person than her mountain of pictures let on. the only disappointing thing so far is that i cannot get qw to work on her laptop, it runs but it flickers like crazy and is basically not playable - i don't think i'll ping well to anything out here, though. next time i show up i will have to check my comp as a carry on, or something :(