A man and his wife were driving home one very cold
night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,
and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly
frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm,
and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?" she asked.

"Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm
there," he suggested.

"But what about the smell?" she asked

"Just hold its nose."

...the man is expected to recover, as well as the skunk once it is dislodged from his warm rear end...