Move to England and become a CCTV operator, lobster will sort you out with a job.

I would love your offer but I think with my penis-size being average I might be overqualified for Law Enforcement. Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvijdxnHxI

Green Street Hooligans. An awesome movie!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385002/

Okay everything else in this movie was so embarrassingly banal and corny I spent half of the time /facepalming and even bursted out laughing to the supposedly sentimental scenes but the action scenes were exactly what I sought after. Cheers.

You'd probably like Adulthood/Kidulthood then, I'd imagine they're pretty violent and I'm sure they're absolutely fucking retarded (there's no such thing as 'the hood' in England, literally anybody who can be arsed can get a job)

Yeah but I still pitied da "hood"-kids awright. They had to like endure the cold harsh conditions of designer clothes, own cars and cell phones. In youth my single-parent household couldn't afford fucking heat. Having my own room or computer were wild dreams.

Scary that was on TV last night was pretty decent.

Gomorra, La Haine, Scum (especially as your an oz fan), Man Bites Dog, This is England

all gritty/realistic/violent/quality

all great movies!

la haine $$$

word.

this is england was shot on the shit side of this area \o/

this is england was shot on the shit side of this area \o/

I watched Scum today. It was even worse than Oz, if that's even possible. Freaking classic. Absolutely loved it.

where's your tool?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/ football factory

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328420/ shooters

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113375/ i.d.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118996/ dobermann

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419677/ dead mans shoes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765432/ der baader meinhof komplex

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132474/ chiko

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105275/ romper stomper

titanic

mass death. win.

Only the Strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jbt0wBkMI snatch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZ3gI3j9OE&feature=related revolver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZh33gGK3Y8 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-D3c25_3l8 rocknrolla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp-4APoqTIA trainspotting $

basically anythin british related

Those are just crap :/

Lock Stock's awesome.

dont get silly!

Yeah nice list bro. I've kinda seen everything, love Lock Stock :P

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110729/

fun but overrated :(

Scum is probably the best, the british one's tend to be quite grippy. Scum is the darkest film by far.

That billiardballs in the sock thing should be up there with the best movie scenes of all times with Gone with the wind, casablanca etc.

I wonder why do you prefer some staged, redone 100's of times fights over real ones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-1KB1GgJE

I didn't really explicitly say I prefer simulated violence over real one, I was merely looking for something to watch with pizza in other hand, coke in another. If documentaries or bigger videos with live action montage exist (narrating would be nice also), I'd surely watch that aswell. The thing with youtube is that the quality isn't very satisfying and you have to constantly swap videos cus they only last like one minute and you have no idea what's going on. You can post real fights though, they're awesome too.

Just watched that Rise Of The Footsoldier - didn't expect to be that good, constant violence throughout the movie make it highly watchable, especially shooting scenes at the end. Will watch it again someday.

la haine / pusher (!) / gomorra

Pusher's kinda tongue-in-cheek imo.

pusher is that danish movie?

yes. i was referring to the first one from 1996. haven't seen the other two yet.

great movie! franke franke :P

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262246/ Attack the gas station


I mean, its named attack the gas station, that alone should be evidence enough for great fun!

yeah funny movie