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Posted by gnarf @ 16:25 CST, 20 March 2004 - iMsg

Attached Place Image: 21839-pusseh.jpg (20 Mar 2004, 49KB, 43 downloads)

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:23 CDT, 20 July 2006 - 29853 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 16:31 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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Starknosan

This is daily shit for me having 3 cats & 2 dogs, the cats basicly think this :

dont make me go kungfu on yo ass

<< Comment #2 @ 16:33 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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tom

"dont even think about doggie"

<< Comment #3 @ 17:05 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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Tr0|Chillin

"I can smell your cunt"

<< Comment #57 @ 22:01 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #3

Time to get your coat.

<< Comment #4 @ 18:21 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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steg

"..."

<< Comment #5 @ 18:41 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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Esque

"I hear horses...I'd say, 50...60..."

<< Comment #6 @ 18:41 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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minuano

"fatality putted me in the top of his monitor again :["

<< Comment #27 @ 08:12 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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sonic - Reply to #6

Good English my friend.

<< Comment #7 @ 18:42 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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primax

"Sleep"

<< Comment #8 @ 19:02 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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Grave

inside the pussy of a mind(y)
insides of a pussy mind
:)

<< Comment #9 @ 19:12 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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sampo

"Hey... HEY dude. I might be small but if you go near my blanket again I will have to mup your ass, Charlie"

<< Comment #28 @ 09:02 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #9

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:24 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #36 @ 15:19 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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sampo - Reply to #28

haha shit happens ;)

<< Comment #10 @ 19:57 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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h3i

"OMG 1 of frodos dogs has the ring on!"

"elementry my dear watson, the reason why there are only 2 paw prints is because the canine perpetrator of this devilish crime has but 2 paws!"

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/h3ih3i-pusseh1.JPG>

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/h3ih3i-pusseh2.JPG>

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<< Comment #12 @ 20:30 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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wocK_ - Reply to #10

your crazy h3i :)))

The cat is thinking " i wonder is someone will spend the time to photoshop a bikini onto me"

heh :/

<< Comment #15 @ 21:18 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #12

:DD

<< Comment #13 @ 20:33 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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tom - Reply to #10

Edited by tom at 02:34 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

<< Comment #14 @ 21:15 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #13

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/h3ih3i-catdog.JPG>

Edited by h3i at 03:15 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

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<< Comment #16 @ 22:03 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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TiP-X - Reply to #14

ROFL !!!

<< Comment #17 @ 00:24 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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THERAILMCCOY - Reply to #14

What shocking realism. That post should really be rated 18.

<< Comment #19 @ 02:06 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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primax - Reply to #14

What's the red thing?

<< Comment #20 @ 04:48 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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jarlb - Reply to #14

<< Comment #21 @ 05:27 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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tom - Reply to #14

Edited by tom at 11:27 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

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<< Comment #31 @ 10:05 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #21

hahaha, n1 tom, it seems to me that you've taken paintshop pro sk1llz to a whole new level. i accept your challange >:D

<< Comment #32 @ 10:07 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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tom - Reply to #31

thanks, i was very very proud of that piece :p

<< Comment #58 @ 14:31 CDT, 20 April 2004 >>

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I-Cat - Reply to #21

Playing "Kill Bill"? ;)

<< Comment #61 @ 04:57 CDT, 21 April 2004 >>

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G-r0 - Reply to #14

ROFL

<< Comment #68 @ 15:23 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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acci - Reply to #14

ahahah :DDDDDDD

<< Comment #63 @ 21:00 CDT, 27 May 2004 >>

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primax - Reply to #13

Nice one :P

<< Comment #11 @ 20:03 CST, 20 March 2004 >>

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daryl

that dog is hot.

<< Comment #18 @ 02:06 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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primax - Reply to #11

A hot dog then.

<< Comment #25 @ 07:25 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #18

haha :D

<< Comment #50 @ 08:14 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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Ghostrunner - Reply to #18

rofl

<< Comment #67 @ 15:22 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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ashr - Reply to #18

ahahahaa

<< Comment #22 @ 05:58 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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Starck

!!!You Shall Not Pass!!!

<< Comment #23 @ 06:20 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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keph`

nice :D

<< Comment #24 @ 06:52 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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nbb

'everybody wanna be GOD'

<< Comment #26 @ 07:26 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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netrex

Did you see the size of that mouse?

Edited by netrex at 13:33 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

<< Comment #30 @ 09:39 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #26

Attached Place Image: 21867-pissed.jpg (35KB)

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:24 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #37 @ 16:13 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #30

hehe very nice ;) I've got this one

I hate them as well!

Edited by netrex at 22:15 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

<< Comment #40 @ 17:54 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #37

heh, I remember spidering their site for a friend.. langocha, had alot of videos.

<< Comment #43 @ 03:20 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #37

Attached Place Image: 21885-cat_hate_us.jpg (20KB)

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:25 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #44 @ 03:36 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #43

hahaha that looks more like a gremlin than a cat tbh ;)

<< Comment #29 @ 09:17 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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Aaron

anyone got the link to the video where someone walks in the room, scares the cat shitless and it runs right off the bed and into a wall?

<< Comment #33 @ 10:08 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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nbb - Reply to #29

No, but I've got this one.

20%

<< Comment #45 @ 04:04 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #33

this one is even better :)

<< Comment #72 @ 12:50 CDT, 29 May 2004 >>

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sampo - Reply to #33

aye I posted a journal about those cats last summer, I literally laghued until my stomach couldn't handle it anymore, had to turn the video off ;)

<< Comment #35 @ 13:38 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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Anonymous (h195202144242.fix.cm.kabsi.at) - Reply to #29

yes, i have it on my HDD

<< Comment #53 @ 11:16 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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maelstrom - Reply to #29

got it!!

http://www.funvids.net/funny-video-clips/play...o-wall.htm

but u blew the punch dude!

<< Comment #34 @ 10:53 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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Dolt

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

<< Comment #38 @ 16:38 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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ulrich

http://www.leech.dk/cute-cat.mpg

http://www.leech.dk/bubblegum.php/ninja-cat.jpg

Edited by ulrich at 22:39 GMT, 21st Mar 2004

<< Comment #42 @ 19:38 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #38

hahaha that picture was hilarious ;)

<< Comment #47 @ 06:18 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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ulrich - Reply to #42

btw.. What tag should I use for images?

<img src=""> doesnt work, nor does [img] .. :o

<< Comment #48 @ 07:15 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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DA_MELKMAN - Reply to #47

Edit the post - upload an inline image - voilà ( (c) Raccoon)

<< Comment #49 @ 08:02 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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ulrich - Reply to #48

ah, thx :-)

Never noticed that.

<< Comment #51 @ 09:49 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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ulrich - Reply to #49

Gonna try it then..

Looked through my movie clips dir and found a few with cats..

cat clips

Edited by ulrich at 15:59 GMT, 22nd Mar 2004

<< Comment #39 @ 16:56 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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nEmo

"DENIED".

<< Comment #41 @ 19:37 CST, 21 March 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #39

Obviously :)

<< Comment #46 @ 05:31 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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killroy

"I'm gonna tell you one more time, dawg. Get the fuck off my crib!"

Edited by killroy at 11:34 GMT, 22nd Mar 2004

<< Comment #52 @ 10:11 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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tom

shaved pussy.

<< Comment #54 @ 12:55 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #52

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:25 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #66 @ 14:23 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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gb - Reply to #54

"but tbh people treating their animals this way simply suck."

totally agree.

<< Comment #55 @ 14:21 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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pisk

i plus your journal just because of the sheer number of hilarious answers it allows for, gj.

EDIT: that's my words, not the cat's!

Edited by pisk at 20:21 GMT, 22nd Mar 2004

<< Comment #56 @ 14:33 CST, 22 March 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #55

Edited by manwithnoname at 12:25 CDT, 20 July 2006

<< Comment #59 @ 14:40 CDT, 20 April 2004 >>

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I-Cat

Me, as a woman, has to say:

"Ey little dog, what did you do with my blue carpet? Why the hell have you white footsteps?"

The man inside me saies:

"Fuck me, never try fucking a dog... and please if you know some other dogs, invite them to our party *rrh*..." .

<< Comment #60 @ 16:43 CDT, 20 April 2004 >>

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Jaaakob!

"I shat on it first, therefore it is mine. Now go away, you carnivorous rodent."

<< Comment #62 @ 18:02 CDT, 27 May 2004 >>

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Spelljammer

I'm quite astonished nobody has posted this yet:

"All your (blue) bases are belong to us!"

Edit: Damn it, I nearly wrote this grammatically correct. What has gotten into me?

Edited by Spelljammer at 23:32 GMT, 27th May 2004

<< Comment #64 @ 21:58 CDT, 27 May 2004 >>

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YaoiSama

"ROFL MJAO"

<< Comment #65 @ 08:25 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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madmk

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY TURF"

<< Comment #69 @ 15:25 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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ashr

"checkmate bitch!"

<< Comment #70 @ 15:30 CDT, 28 May 2004 >>

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acci

"wanna suck?"

<< Comment #71 @ 11:51 CDT, 29 May 2004 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

"Let's get into the blue plush penis and get it on doggie style"

<< Comment #73 @ 11:51 CST, 6 December 2006 >>

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tom

bumpat

<< Comment #74 @ 12:06 CST, 6 December 2006 >>

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h3i - Reply to #73

lameat

<< Comment #75 @ 15:26 CST, 6 December 2006 >>

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Nafets

I plussed you because there was nothing in your journal...

I'd like to think it was unedited and that these weird dog/cat posts occured for no apparent reason.

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