im going to reply to all your internets, rab!

thanks tom, it means alot.

What's a foot long and makes women cry?

My dick

'women'

my fist?

'women'

are you trying to say something?

Succeeding!

Are you saying that I may be of the 'gay' persuasion? Well! I assure you the only time I ever play punch the starfish I have been in an emotionally fragile state!

Such a wonderfully constructed euphemism you've got there.

my ex-gf's in leicester right now so watch out.

The seed of Rab lay near my domain.

I wonder if she carries my seed with her in a vial... probably not.

What a beautiful sign of amorousness. I can think of no finer tribute!

kinda like billy bob and angelina, except way better

Hah. Reminds me of a Family Guy episode where Peter and Lois decide to date other people. Peter contacts the girl he went to prom with and he finds pictures of himself splattered all over her walls when he goes to her house to hook up. She even kept some of his feces in the toilet to remind her of him, which she feeds with fish food.

Gross ;[

WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!!! I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF TYPE IN HERE

HAHA WE WEREN'T REALLY TYPING AT ALL!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!111

it was just to make her jealous because she had a lunch or whatever with one of her ex's :p

haha "i new you'd come back!!!1"

drop riffing is the best

man its too bad ur surrounded by american metal, european metal is so much better, try shredding some dragonforce :)
me -> cybergrind, metalcore, goregrind hater
european melodic death, black and power metal ftw.

I agree.

American Metal sucks major ass, Europe is where it's at!

Black Metal is the sh1t, both new and old (excluding Dimmu and CoF, they may as well be pop).

I love black metal too, dont have many songs tho
Borknagar (1)
Burzum (1: Dunkelheit)
Mayhem (2: Freezing Moon, Cursed In Eternity)
Dark Funeral <3 (3)
Just coz Dimmu Borgir (IM SEEING THEM THIS SUMMER AAAA :D) develop beautiful melodies with orchestras doesnt make them pop. Heh, they're pretty serious Traditional Satanists as well, they've gutted a goat, or so I heard from a friend :/ You don't see that much in pop stars hm ? :)
Cradle of Filth - is Cradle of Filth, hard to describe it, melodic black metal with strong gothic inspiration... I'm not too into them.

Black metal isn't my main genre though... My favs are MELODIC DEATH METAL from Scandinavia and POWER METAL (the REALLY cheesy kind some call 'flower metal' e.g. DRAGONFORCE).
In Flames! DragonForce! RAAAR

Who the fuck cares, they can eat babies or be dressed as ballerinas for all i care, as long as they make good music. Borknagar ftw.

Instead just flaming about american metal you should first know that there is also a big metalcore scene in europe and that some of these metalcore bands are VERY good.

I used to listen only to blackmetal, all these true underground bands, but from time to time i become more open minded and i stopped just to blame stuff because it's untrue... :D

I AM open minded, I don't like metalcore. If european metal is water, then american metalcore is like watered down horse piss of that water. Seriously.
European metalcore? what a parody...

just downloaded some songs from dragonforce like it pretty muchtnxD

YOU ROCK :D
I have Sonic Firestorm and Inhuman Rampage albums, I need to get Valley Of The Damned :)
Fav song of all time is 'Heart of a Dragon' absolutely insane fucking guitar solos, and from Inhuman Rampage everythings good :D

on filemp3.org is much metal too. dunno if its good

I shall take a look sir.
Just listening to an album I bought yesterday at the NO MERCY metal festival here in Prague... Ensiferum. Viking metal, but very melodic and fast, not unlike DragonForce.

Pain of Salvation owns all of you

PFFFT

Ulver owns Pain of Salvation

i doubt it, but I´m going to check it out anyway...

Metal is pure shit

YOU ARE PURE SHIT

I always thought metal was some kinda alloy

--teacher mode on--
no, they are chemical elements that form gray and shiny materials (with exception of gold and copper, which are yellow and red), that conduct eletricity very well, and are solid in ambient temperature and pressure (with the excepcion of mercury, which is liquid) and are somewhat easily manipulated (can be used to make needles, microconductors and small things like that).
Alloys are a combination of two or more materials, usually metals, with each other... Like bronze, which is made originally of Cu (copper) and Sn (dont know the name in english)...
--teacher mode off--

There is nothing like showing the light to a North-American...

yea us na's don't know how to use google :<

I didnt, I learned that stuff in school...

instead of learning about metals, maybe you should google the word "sarcasm" then.

edit:referring to the first post of mine you replied to,which was a sarcastic comment towards the troll :) but you basically did what I expected him to do.

GJ RUINED

I understood your first post, and the meaning behind it´s existence. You wanted to bother the creator of this journal entry by saying that the music he enjoys is insignificant to you, so you don´t even recognize it, or you were simply playing dumb. It is beyond me why would you commit a second "mistake" by calling metals alloys, since a simple "a metal is a kind of material" would do. Being that so, I concluded that you really didn´t knew what metals were, and made a comment in order to enlighten you in the magical world of chemestry, and of course, made a "comic" note about your origin, which is rather common in these forums...
If by chance you tried to be ironic, you would have affirmed that in #37, but you did not, what creates the possibility of your irony to be an excuse to a mistake...
AND, what the "troll" could have answered, if he wanted to, to your post is that metal (as a form of music) is relevant, and that many people know and are fond of it and it´s derivations, and then, your post "mission" would be fulfilled... So, i did not do what you wanted him to do...
You have three options here: or you you are unable to express yourself/use sarcasm correcly, or you didn´t really knew what a metal is, or you made sarcasm an excuse for your previous mistake...

lol! all this shit is rather good to practice my english writing...

C)

wasn't bothering the creator of the journal, it was a response to the user embah who said " Metal is pure shit " and just humoursly (spelling?) responded as if what he said was litteral and also left an incorrect statement because I think it's funny when people can't tell that you're joking and try to correct it :)

I don't know what kind of idiot would think that you weren't joking. The average IQ of this site... sigh.

hehe ;p

except showing the light to anyone else from any other continent, planet, moon, meteor, asteroid, comet, star, star system, galaxy, or universe.

your mom

your uncle

punk > *

misfits > *

Are you mentally retarded? Retard? Retardface? Do you have down's syndrome? Retard? Retard retard retard retard? Can I kick your ass? Oh I hink I shall shank you with a ground down toothbrush!

cute :))))

I'm not a big fan of metalcore at all, but as i lay dying is one of the 2 I think are ok, the other one is Despised Icon, but seems more death metal'ish imo.

I READ THIS AS MOLTEN CORE

OK WHADDYA WANT A COOKIE?

NO FUCK OFF

DID U READ THAT AS MOLTEN CORE TOO?

no

FUCK OFF

As soon as I'm done with your mother! <3

might be a while

shes a goer.

left you too huh? poor boy

:'(

sry :,( here have a cookie ;)