Below is a copy of what my biggest fan (you know, the stalker kind) attempted to post on the 4sg forums as "diabzau".

These boys (the ones he mentions in the first paragraph) have been jealous of me and trying to emulate me for some time now. It's a lacklustre impersonation but that's what I've come to expect from them after seeing their performances pretending to be me in game.

They're still writing fiction to make themselves feel important and that's cute. Ana put a lot of effort into this which fills me with pride :)

.---------------------------------------------------- -- -
| anabraysivjurk ([email protected]) [Australia]
| (ircname) fgt
| (channels) #nesreca #Exileisland #noxious #vngrd #4sg #ausquake [you:#nesreca]
| (server)
| (idle) 14secs
'---------------------------------------------------- -- -

.---------------------------------------------------- -- -
| d_abz ([email protected]) [Australia]
| (ircname) http://www.mibbit.com
| (channels) #4sg [you:none]
| (server)
| (idle) 12mins 1sec
'---------------------------------------------------- -- -

He's also responsible for other blinding examples of wit like

[07:45:33] <anabrasivejerk06> make manager of a pizza hut
[07:45:38] <anabrasivejerk06> rob pizza hut
[07:45:39] <anabrasivejerk06> ???
[07:45:42] <anabrasivejerk06> profit
[07:45:43] <anabrasivejerk06> lmao!!!!

The constant references to Pizza Hut are explained with a quick Google search of my name (but who thinks I'm important enough to Google, right? I mean lol?) and I wouldn't be surprised if he spent a few hours on there attempting to manipulate the suggestive searches (of which thinking about just made me literally lol).

I'll give him a little bit of the spotlight for a moment, since he's obviously so upset about constantly being in my shadow :)

Removed so his wasted effort makes him mad. BL ana :)