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Revenge of the Poles/ Raged Like A... (57 comments)

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Posted by ShadyVoltaire @ 11:40 CDT, 19 May 2010 - iMsg

Take �250 Daniel Hechter Paris Collection suit, 2 months old
Take one concrete Pole/Column/Pylon on London train station
Lean against Pole wile waiting for training , win hole in jacket Hechter suit.

:@

Also im supposed to be getting a shiny �50 bonus at end of this month. Not too fucking shabby for a company which thanks to you and another person's efforts went from invoiving �4k per month to �28k per month and growing. BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE, ASDA SAVER RANGE!!!!!!1

p.s. And i don't even have a bafta
p.p.s. But i live paycheck2 advance 1 week before paycheck (the more gypsy way of paycheck2paycheck)
p.p.p.s. I fucked your mom.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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<< Comment #1 @ 11:45 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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dcy

Well, what the fucking ever, only one thing to do.. 1st post!

<< Comment #5 @ 14:48 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #1

Oh hey Decoy...
YOU GONNA GET RAPED
#Y2GR 4 LIFE

<< Comment #2 @ 11:52 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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funnyb

my mom isnt exactly hot, so your loss

<< Comment #8 @ 15:30 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #2

y insult my mom

<< Comment #10 @ 15:33 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #8

by these logics i've had ur moms tits in my mouth

lets set up some groundrules for this e-twin dilemma

<< Comment #13 @ 16:01 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #10

1) if we are clones instead of twins then the mom problem (momlem lol) is eliminated

2) i didnt bang your gal

<< Comment #31 @ 12:19 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #13

she ugly?

<< Comment #33 @ 13:16 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #31

yyyyyyyyyy insult

<< Comment #34 @ 13:30 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #33

Cleaning windows makes agressive.

<< Comment #35 @ 13:48 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #34

aggressive*

<< Comment #36 @ 13:53 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #35

tyvm.

haldern pop is sold-out btw.

<< Comment #37 @ 14:31 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #36

probably going hong kong or japan instead anyway ;((

pewpew

<< Comment #3 @ 14:37 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio :

get another jacket, not much diff between 50 and 250 when it comes to suits. They're both notably cheap to anyone with a clue.

<< Comment #4 @ 14:47 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #3

It wasnt the only suit i had c: so rage is at messing up something nice, not at "OMG, VALUBLE!!!1"

Thanks for hint though. I imagine "with a clue" includes the Upper Class welsh gentlemen who choose to dine at Swansea's Answer to */** Michelin-Grade Restaurants: McDonald's

<< Comment #6 @ 15:11 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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becks - Reply to #4

don't you know game testers and all the other successful people in the computer games industry, wear expensive suits every day?

<< Comment #7 @ 15:19 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #6

90% wool.

<< Comment #9 @ 15:30 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #6

I guess 50 or 250 suit is about the same.. Really 'fine' suits go in four figures. If you try to brag wtih the price of your clothes you might as well put some effort in it.

<< Comment #11 @ 15:48 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #9

since when do commies care about suits

<< Comment #12 @ 15:55 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #11

Please point to the most stylish man in the picture

Edited by ShadyAK at 15:56 CDT, 19 May 2010

<< Comment #15 @ 16:33 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #12

that is an uniform, not a suit. Truman is wearing a suit and it gives him the 'i am a banker, punch me in the face' look.

<< Comment #18 @ 17:09 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #15

Yea but look at how Stalin struts his stuff... When both what they are wearing AND their stance is considered, both Stalin and Churchill look like big boys who give off authority, while Truman (despite a nice (double breasted c:) suit looks like a guy whose ody language says "i am a banker, please don't punch me, Uncles" look

<< Comment #21 @ 01:07 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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becks - Reply to #12

I don't see a communist in that picture, only capitalists and a tyrant in uniform.

<< Comment #25 @ 10:43 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #12

Edited by Zer1toN at 10:43 CDT, 20 May 2010

<< Comment #29 @ 11:12 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #25

looks shopped, the pixels dont fit.

<< Comment #30 @ 11:33 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #29

Edited by Zer1toN at 11:33 CDT, 20 May 2010

<< Comment #40 @ 17:20 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #9

"not much diff between 50 and 250 when it comes to suits"

Totally blinded by your own rage.

<< Comment #43 @ 04:04 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #40

I'm not sure why you're replying to me when I'm certainly not raging and especially not at you.

<< Comment #14 @ 16:09 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #4

Actually I quite often eat at some of the best places in london, but such topics are off topic to someone like you.

Some of you already had a mid life crisis when I reset your basis of comparison regarding videogames :)

Edited by Jamerio at 16:13 CDT, 19 May 2010

<< Comment #16 @ 16:49 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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fuzz - Reply to #14

This asks for mcdonalds joke :(

<< Comment #19 @ 17:53 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #16

Of course, but if I referenced corn fed chicken on pall mall, or the Beef Tenderloin at Nobu, its not really going to be something you know about is it?

<< Comment #22 @ 04:19 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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brz - Reply to #19

WOW NOBU U MUST BE SUPER AWESOME

<< Comment #23 @ 05:34 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #19

You and Heston must be best mates and shit.

<< Comment #17 @ 17:05 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #14

Judging by the above post, you liked the Burger King at Charring Cross ?

Edited by ShadyAK at 17:06 CDT, 19 May 2010

<< Comment #20 @ 17:55 CDT, 19 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #17

BK have gone really weird over the last few years, they seem to be microwaving their stuff, I think they cook it, leave it cool then just heat it up for quicker turn around. Its not as good as it used to be, plus all their food sucks apart from the Whoppers and Angus Burgers.

<< Comment #24 @ 10:14 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #20

you do realize that post disqualifies you for any further discussion about food. ever.

<< Comment #27 @ 10:53 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #24

"There's something very sexy about the way they flame grill a Whopper"

Gordon Ramsey aka one of the most famous chef's in the world.
/Whistles the keyboard cat tune.

Edited by Jamerio at 10:54 CDT, 20 May 2010

<< Comment #28 @ 11:11 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #27

"I got paid for saying that. Oh, and a BAFTA!"

the same guy

<< Comment #38 @ 17:05 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #28

Sorry for resetting your basis of comparison :)

<< Comment #42 @ 02:00 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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mkeiy - Reply to #27

lmao, you're so fucking stupid :S

<< Comment #26 @ 10:44 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #20

wat?

<< Comment #32 @ 12:29 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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dansen - Reply to #3

lol you're bringing this all on yourself

<< Comment #39 @ 17:18 CDT, 20 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #32

Bringing on what?

Raged replies by the same dozen socially dysfunctional nerds teaming up to try and buy the perception of something online and bound by mutual contempt.

Haha.

<< Comment #41 @ 01:26 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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becks - Reply to #39

no, that is just how you perceive the situation.
To everyone else you are like the town slut. Everyone can have a go until he's satisfied, without looking back. While she thinks she is all that.

Alternatively, a punching bag comes to mind. You can punch it whenever you want and it will try to swing back. But it can't do anything on its own.

<< Comment #44 @ 04:10 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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shady8701 - Reply to #41

u're so deluded it hurts, sorry for resetting shit in yo'mind, sorry for making you feel insignificant and what not.
There, now he don't have to reply :P

<< Comment #45 @ 04:13 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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becks - Reply to #44

bad fake, you set the apostrophe correctly.

see "chef's" and "its" above for information on how to do it the jamerio way.

<< Comment #46 @ 05:01 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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shady8701 - Reply to #45

:D

/e - also someone plz explain "bound by mutual contempt" rofl.

Edited by shady8701 at 05:03 CDT, 21 May 2010

<< Comment #48 @ 04:55 CDT, 22 May 2010 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #46

It's english.

<< Comment #49 @ 12:54 CDT, 22 May 2010 >>

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shady8701 - Reply to #48

Lol, okay.
Pray tell me what it means

<< Comment #51 @ 14:11 CDT, 22 May 2010 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #49

Probably means a group of people who together share a contempt for jamerio.

<< Comment #52 @ 17:46 CDT, 22 May 2010 >>

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shady8701 - Reply to #51

mutual contempt cannot mean that.
I donno what you're trying to do here ???
/ fixed

Edited by shady8701 at 19:17 CDT, 24 May 2010

<< Comment #53 @ 02:41 CDT, 23 May 2010 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #52

Enlighten me then on the true meaning of that mr.

<< Comment #56 @ 17:38 CDT, 24 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #52

calling random people bros makes you look like an idiot

<< Comment #47 @ 06:43 CDT, 21 May 2010 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #39

I think the saddest thing is that you want us to adore you. Shame it didn't work out that way for you.

<< Comment #54 @ 07:26 CDT, 24 May 2010 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #47

If I was adored by someone like you I would be deeply worried.

<< Comment #55 @ 15:13 CDT, 24 May 2010 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #54

Aww you really want it mate.

<< Comment #50 @ 13:08 CDT, 22 May 2010 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #3

I really don't like those people who look at someones clothes and judge them by the price. I see those women with bags probably worth more than my life, but vulgar logos (like LV) all over it and I just think it's tacky.

You don't need to have expensive things for them to be nice and or stylish.

<< Comment #57 @ 17:58 CDT, 24 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #50

insecure people do that. smartest person in the room complex.

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