so, cypher, you seem to be pretty good at this game. now, tell me, do you have sex?

that's what she said

The guy probably has a small penis, so he just tries to compensate with attention whoring.

But lest you think the situation was just a case of "stream monsters gonna stream monster", it wasn’t just them. Fast-forward to 39:08 in the video to hear the host of DreamHack say the following about the grand finalists: "It’s real impressive seeing those button mashing heroes."

Button. Mashing. Heroes.

It’s nice to know that the host of one of the biggest gaming tournaments in the world can get the job without any prior knowledge about the games that are in said tournament. But who is this individual hosting such a major event, and what exactly does he know about games? His mistake might be somewhat understandable if he’s just a comedian or an actor brought in by DreamHack to provide some professionalism.

But no. According to DreamHack’s website, Tejbz is a “YouTube phenomenon in the gaming world” and a hardcore Call of Duty player specializing in quick scoping. So he is a gamer, just one whose knowledge is mostly restricted to the mad world of Modern Warfare. It certainly would help him cover the Call of Duty tournament, except that DreamHack Winter 2011 didn’t hold one. And I don’t know if Tejbz has attended any CoD tournaments in the past, but if he has, I’m sure nobody congratulated the winners on being amazing “spray n’ pray heroes”.

Heading home to a subscriber to play some Assault Horizon. Had a blasty blast. Might do this more if you guys like it!

the sound of driving meant a lot to me

we got the sad part... ice cream.. i see girls eating this at shows all the time, when they're sad, when they got dumped. Even though i never got dumped, you learn stuff when you watch tv.

TOLD YOU MOM, .... i learned stuff (insert smily face here)

Your ice cream is melting by the way

Plenty of G for Guns... Guns....Guns

Now replay 4:33 10 times in a row

We're gonna have some players pretty much.... So how have you guys prepared. HOw much have you played pretty much