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somebodyshootme

somebodyshootme
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Registered: 21 Nov 2001

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Full Name: Jonas Doe

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GETTING LASERED (41 comments)

( Journal: ESR)

Posted by somebodyshootme @ 08:17 UTC, 2 June 2009 - iMsg

I'm getting lasered now.
BbbbzzzzZZZzzzzZZZzzz

I'm scared somebody hold me :(

9510 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 09:28 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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blaze

pew pew lazers!

<< Comment #2 @ 12:14 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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Terifire

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/517181/99e18b4d/baby_otters.html

proper lasers

16%

<< Comment #5 @ 15:22 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #2

:D:D:D

<< Comment #17 @ 16:29 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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Falzzi - Reply to #2

Awwww...too cute ^___^

<< Comment #3 @ 12:54 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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.syL

Finally getting your asshole sorted out?

<< Comment #4 @ 14:30 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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doYdY

i see lazers, oh shiiiiiiiiiiii

<< Comment #6 @ 15:22 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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[mash]

i heard it's less expensive in turkey.

<< Comment #7 @ 15:38 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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Nukm

pew pew lazers!

<< Comment #8 @ 17:03 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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voodoochopstiks

I hope you go blind, and have to read this by text-to-voice. See if it can read this:

LOL

Edited by voodoochopstiks at 17:03 UTC, 2 June 2009

<< Comment #10 @ 17:19 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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nekon - Reply to #8

he's getting his ass lasered tho, not his eyes (i'm not kidding)

<< Comment #11 @ 22:25 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #10

LASSER'D

<< Comment #12 @ 13:39 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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.syL - Reply to #10

wtf, so I wasn't kidding either?

<< Comment #13 @ 14:27 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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nekon - Reply to #12

indeed xD

<< Comment #9 @ 17:19 UTC, 2 June 2009 >>

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nekon

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

<< Comment #14 @ 14:42 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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spyteman - Reply to #9

I recommend a mirror as toilet seat.

<< Comment #15 @ 15:02 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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f0cus

Why are you getting your asshole lasered?

<< Comment #16 @ 15:13 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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micke - Reply to #15

because he's a man, men like asses and lasers

<< Comment #18 @ 22:20 UTC, 3 June 2009 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #16

This is undeniable.

<< Comment #19 @ 14:50 UTC, 4 June 2009 >>

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somebodyshootme

quick update guys:

I'm a mess

and theres sugar coming out of my new butthole

this is unprecedented

<< Comment #20 @ 15:25 UTC, 4 June 2009 >>

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bl4ze - Reply to #19

woW

<< Comment #23 @ 17:53 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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mammon - Reply to #19

how do u know its sugar! tasted it?

<< Comment #30 @ 17:56 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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Ghostrunner - Reply to #23

aaaaaaahhhhh....that scares me.

<< Comment #37 @ 22:53 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #30

PLUS ME ffs where have you been

<< Comment #40 @ 12:10 UTC, 19 June 2009 >>

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Ghostrunner - Reply to #37

Write something in my "a PLUS for everyone..." thread and you get one.

<< Comment #21 @ 00:16 UTC, 5 June 2009 >>

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spyteman

hof material soon

<< Comment #22 @ 16:01 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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somebodyshootme

anyways so the wound looks great but above it it got sore so they put some kind of wire in it under the skin through the whole wound and I went "OW FUCK I'M IN PAIN" so now they are gonna roentgen ray my ass so they can decide if they gonna laser it again

my butt is a sci fi movie set

<< Comment #24 @ 20:32 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #22

so now they are gonna roentgen ray my ass

that sounds weird.

<< Comment #25 @ 21:17 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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ix - Reply to #22

Shouldn't you change your nickname to somebodyshotme?

<< Comment #26 @ 21:24 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #25

somebodyrapedmyanus?

<< Comment #31 @ 17:57 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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Ghostrunner - Reply to #22

Can your ass make this cool lightsaber sound:

wooouuuschh wooouuusch that would be cool.

<< Comment #32 @ 17:59 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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somebodyshootme - Reply to #31

it can make pfffffffffrt pfffffrt does that count

<< Comment #39 @ 12:06 UTC, 19 June 2009 >>

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Ghostrunner - Reply to #32

hmm...thats the sound of a lightsaber "made in china".

<< Comment #27 @ 23:10 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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baron Railgun

lasers pew pew
take this, mother fucker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLodq6ItSs

<< Comment #28 @ 23:32 UTC, 17 June 2009 >>

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baron Railgun - Reply to #27

someone hold his ass now

<< Comment #29 @ 01:34 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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stafu

Ummmm... back story?

<< Comment #33 @ 18:11 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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nekon - Reply to #29

haha i get it

<< Comment #35 @ 19:28 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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somebodyshootme - Reply to #33

went way over my head

<< Comment #34 @ 18:35 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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loveless

DONT LAZE ME BRO!

<< Comment #36 @ 22:28 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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lolograde '

How do the VQ3 pros on this site stand all these CPM cunts?

Edited by lolograde at 22:28 UTC, 18 June 2009

<< Comment #38 @ 23:07 UTC, 18 June 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #36

VQ3 pros on this site

I laughed.

<< Comment #41 @ 06:39 UTC, 7 February 2026 >>

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somebodyshootme

this thread reminds me of that time i had that laser surgery on my butt

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