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Happy Birthday (6 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 17:51 CST, 21 November 2019 - iMsg
My esreality-account is now 18 years old which means it's allowed to drink hard alcohol, smoke and vote in elections (optimally all three at the same time)
also its legal to have consentual sexual relations with for basically everyone now.

Unless of course it's living in some piece of shit country that wouldn't allow any or one of these. Fuck those guys.

Ich gruesse alle die mich kennen.
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Lunokhod-2 -vs- xpeH(34) (2 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 09:19 CDT, 30 June 2013 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 9.1 (6 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: MVD(Multiview)
Version info: CPMA 1.48
How to play back Q3 demos


Greetings, infidels. Russian promode community over at #promode.ru on Qnet had a small pukkacup this fine sunday. This is the Grand Finals between two russian players xpeH(34) and Lunokhod-2

get the pukka mappack here: https://disk.yandex.com/public/?hash=GTXGhaM2...dClIUO4%3D

Match format was bo3 Maps were played in order:
pukka3tourney2
pukka3tourney7
pukka3tourney4

have fun watching

PS: be sure to check out t3 if you have not, because boobs! who doesnt love boobs?
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sbs -vs- gaiia (7 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 14:04 CST, 3 March 2012 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 5 (4 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: CPMA cpm
Viewpoint: MVD
Version info: cpma 1.48
How to play back Q3 demos


#uscpmpickup Duel Challenge March 2012

Round 2

Maps played in order: cpm15 cpm3a cpm22

Thanks to Djon for recording MVD!
Edited by somebodyshootme at 14:09 CST, 3 March 2012 - 6751 Hits
sbs -vs- neverGreen (5 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 13:11 CST, 3 March 2012 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 2.5 (1 vote)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: CPMA cpm
Viewpoint: sbs, MVD
Version info: cpma 1.48
How to play back Q3 demos



#uscpmpickup Duel Challenge March 2012

Round 1

Screenshots included for nineX

edit: MVD's added
Maps played in order: cpm15 pukka
Edited by somebodyshootme at 20:06 CST, 3 March 2012 - 4117 Hits
CPMClickup+Affinity: any of u sluts try? (26 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 07:58 CST, 23 February 2012 - iMsg
Greetings, infidels.

So my EXQUISITE 64bitwin7powergamer quad core rig which specs i print out and proceed to ejaculate on on a daily basis, so i will not include them for safety reasons, is not able to run my EXQUISITE cnq3.exe without the framerate behaving like in some piece of shit 30fps cap modern day fps yo. Eyecancer AND a noticable decline in sexual prowess are the result.
What i'm saying basically is it's not running really smooth unless i set the affinity to one core, via task manager, every time i start the motherfucker up.

So i read in the world wide webs you can force affinity for applications permanently but they all do it by creating batch files and some shit. nerds be crazy.

Anyways i can't use a batch file with cpmclickup i would assume. Is there any other way?
Is there some idiotproof tool i can use?
Tell me

thanks for reading, too. even if you're not helping. i created wall of text

GOOD DAY SIRS
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10 Years (21 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 09:34 CST, 21 November 2011 - iMsg
Ten fuckmothering years :F
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Cupcake (9 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 03:51 CST, 28 January 2010 - iMsg
Mmhh, looks delicious.

source

I mean, okay, game cakes are stupid, but, Quake is awesome, so i guess this one is A-ok
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Too much (3 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 06:58 CST, 22 December 2009 - iMsg
Christmas is too much beer,
too much Gluehwein,
too much food for your own good

Christmas is too much to do, the days leading up to it
and not doing enough for making it in time

Christmas is a friend just called
seems like I will start drinking at 2 pm today

Christmas is inevitable failure as a family man
Christmas is scared shitless to disappoint
I need to buy this thing but
the white noise outside seems hostile
I dont wanna go there
I'm here
I'm going
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Alright, shittiest dream evar (30 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 00:22 CDT, 22 June 2009 - iMsg
so I just spent ~3 hours cleaning up my flat only to wake up and realize it was all a fucking dream
what the hell
what
this is the lamest deam I ever had
I mean I didn't even have any cool new stuff!!1 seriously jebus fucking christ al;mighty for FUCKS SAKE
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GETTING LASERED (40 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 03:17 CDT, 2 June 2009 - iMsg
I'm getting lasered now.
BbbbzzzzZZZzzzzZZZzzz

I'm scared somebody hold me :(
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Edited by somebodyshootme at 06:36 CST, 27 February 2009 - 2554 Hits
Y -vs- nobles (No comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 02:03 CST, 26 December 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: Various Maps
Mod: Challenge ProMode Arena
Viewpoint: mvd
Version info: the one where you jump around and shoot
How to play back Q3 demos





Good evening gentlemen how are you.
This is from Wansanity in the year of 2003 but I don't know much about that tournament because I am newb of shit.

maporder:
cpm21
cpm18
cpm4
cpm4(teh one with the later time in the timestamp)

get the shoutcast mp3 from here.
Edited by somebodyshootme at 02:22 CST, 26 December 2008 - 2966 Hits
Awesome (19 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 08:05 CST, 7 December 2008 - iMsg
This is awesome.



And by awesome I mean of course totally rad.

via Coilhouse
Edited by somebodyshootme at 08:11 CST, 7 December 2008 - 4927 Hits
GZD -vs- LKFF (7 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 04:01 CST, 6 November 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: q3wcp9 - Spider Crossings
Mod: Capture The Flag
Viewpoint: followpu
Version info: 1.32
How to play back Q3 demos

>> 67393-gzdvslkff.rar <<
(12094KB, 288 DLs)

Q3CTF Eurocup X match (Oct '04) between Gunzoids and LKFF.
match info on clanbase
Some sweet moves and shots to see here - Not a particularly intense game but entertaining to watch, also thanks to the shoutcast.

The match commentary by lun is included in the .rar archive as a seperate mp3.
sync up by pausing your mp3player at the end of countdown and unpause when the demo reaches that point.

(Someone requested this demo elsewhere, since the original download on vertex' ftp seems to be dead. I still had it on my HDD so I thought I might as well upload it here for the sake of having it archived.)
Edited by somebodyshootme at 04:36 CST, 6 November 2008 - 2867 Hits
Team Fortress 2 guest pass (8 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 19:27 CDT, 16 September 2008 - iMsg
It's three days tf2 for free, If i recall correctly. Who wants it.
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Huge problem with my sensitivity, MX518 (4 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 19:35 CDT, 10 September 2008 - iMsg
Greetings, it's sbs.

I have had my MX518 for over 2 years now, and today this happened for the first time. My sensitivity ... changed.
At first it felt like it was alot lower, and it was, but I could not help it by just making it higher.
It was either way too fast or way too slow. From an outside perspective it may sound like the accel was gone - but I didn't even use accel before. I use CPLmousefix, the accel in drivers and q3 are all set to nothing. The previous 'feel' of the mouse was just completely gone. Then after some restarts, it magically worked like it should. Half an hour later I fired Q3 up again, and there it was again and it won't go away now.
I have tried completely removing the logitech(setpoint) drivers, reinstalling then, then tried without them, nothing helps.
The weird thing is, on the Desktop it feels like the Mouse movement is behaving normal, as always.
What's puzzling about this is, I did not change anything that could have caused this. I didn't even change anything which could NOT have caused it for that matter, it just came by, went away, then came to stay.

In a forum post I read from someone who seems to have the same problem, that it went back to a lower dpi. Could that cause the feel of it behaving extremely differently on a sens that *should*, in terms of speed, be similar to the one before? I use a fairly high sens, only move the mouse with my wrist. The post was from last year and the last post there said he's waiting for a fix, so no luck. :/

I'm pretty pissed, because I can't find any sens that is remotely comfortable now... Anybody experience this too, and found a way to fix it?
Edited by somebodyshootme at 19:36 CDT, 10 September 2008 - 2575 Hits
Griffin -vs- Chance (1 comment)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 16:43 CDT, 4 August 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 5 (2 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: Both
Version info: .dm_73
How to play back QL demos



Winner Bracket: Round 4 match between United States of AmericaChance and Canadagriffin.

Close and exciting three-mapper. Watch in this order: qztourney6, qzdm6, qzdm13
I will try and attempt to upload both POV's in two seperate .rar files, but I haven't done that before. Here is hoping I will figure out how, eventually.

Instructions:
Unrar demo files into: C:\Documents and Settings\Username\Application Data\id Software\quakelive\home\baseq3\demos

Playback: Go to Quake Live beta page, start a botmatch or join some server, bring up the console with ctrl+~, then type
\demo (demoname).dm_73

Enjoy
Edited by somebodyshootme at 17:15 CDT, 4 August 2008 - 2130 Hits
ZeRo4 -vs- Griffin (15 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 12:57 CDT, 4 August 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 1.7 (2 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: ZeRo4
Version info: .dm_73
How to play back QL demos


Loser Bracket: Final. Maps: qztourney6, qzdm13 (in that order).

I will try and upload some more demos tonight - hopefully some close threemappers, too - as soon as I can check more of them(QL Beta page just went offline so no can do atm)

Instructions:
Unrar demo files into: C:\Documents and Settings\Username\Application Data\id Software\quakelive\home\baseq3\demos

Playback: Go to Quake Live beta page, start a botmatch or join some server, bring up the console with ctrl+~, then type
\demo (demoname).dm_73

Enjoy
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ZeRo4 -vs- Cypher (12 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 11:40 CDT, 4 August 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 4.3 (2 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: ZeRo4
Version info: .dm_73
How to play back QL demos


QCon Grand Finals, QZTourney6 and QZTourney4, point of view: ZeRo4 (get Cypher POV here)

Unrar demo files into: C:\Documents and Settings\Username\Application Data\id Software\quakelive\home\baseq3\demos

Playback: Go to Quake Live beta page, start a botmatch or join some server, bring up the console with ctrl+~, then type
\demo (demoname).dm_73

Enjoy
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Cypher -vs- Zero4 (100 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 10:58 CDT, 4 August 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 7.4 (8 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: Cypher
Version info: .dm_73
How to play back QL demos


QCon Grand Finals, QZTourney6 and QZTourney4, point of view: Cypher (get ZeRo4 POV here)

Unrar demo files into: C:\Documents and Settings\Username\Application Data\id Software\quakelive\home\baseq3\demos

Playback: Go to Quake Live beta page, start a botmatch or join some server, bring up the console with ctrl+~, then type
\demo cypher-z4-t6(POVcypher).dm_73
(or whatever the demoname is). Note that the file extension is required for it to work.
Edited by somebodyshootme at 12:13 CDT, 4 August 2008 - 46485 Hits
Electronic old men (No comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 17:26 CDT, 7 July 2008 - iMsg
Why contain it? It's coo.

Edited by somebodyshootme at 20:13 CDT, 27 April 2009 - 1702 Hits
I saw someone die today... (16 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 14:08 CDT, 12 August 2007 - iMsg
Some of us have seen videos of people being killed, while you sit back and watch the video it doesnt affect you very much because violence in movies and on TV has desensitized us to the point where such things are no longer shocking. But it's much different when you see it in person.

I was heading home from work today on the bus listening to music, it seemed unusually crowded for that time in the morning but not being a regular user of public transportation I thought little of it. As we were pulling into a bustop a woman at the back started screaming, I looked out of my window followed the stares of some of the other passengers to see three guys, two of them standing, one of them down on the ground completely covered in blood. The taller of the two men had a piece of wood and was looking about ready to smash it into the fallen guys head again, when they realised a whole busload of people were looking at them. As several other passengers were scrambling for their mobiles the second standing guy, who hadn't been doing anything up until this point pulled a gun out of his coat pocket and shot the bleeding guy straight in the face from point blank range!

At this point the whole bus was in shock yet absolutely glued to the morbid scene unfolding in front of us, I think someone up front threw up but nobody seemed to notice. The two men then got into a car and sped off. When I got home I was visibly shaken. I called my mum and told her what I had just seen. Then all of a sudden my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

edit: I didn't create that text, got it from another forum where someone copy&pasted it from another forum a while back.
Edited by somebodyshootme at 14:16 CDT, 12 August 2007 - 9887 Hits
video: A Brawl In The Safari (22 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 17:38 CDT, 23 May 2007 - iMsg
well i understand it got over 1 million hits in 2 days and is spreading like over all the internets tubes, so at least every second one here will have seen it anyway, but I found it highly interesting and even a little touching at the end.

The Vid (over 8 minutes long but worth it)
Edited by somebodyshootme at 17:38 CDT, 23 May 2007 - 6939 Hits
Gone with the Blastwave (3 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 10:40 CDT, 4 May 2007 - iMsg
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New Mouse, but which (50 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 07:28 CDT, 19 August 2006 - iMsg
I just tried to search this site for reviews but the search functiion is disabled so... I think I need a new mouse, my 5 or 6 year old boomslang is not really going smooth anymore. It should be optical, so I dont have to clean it every once in a week. I just looked at offers on amazon.de and at first glance i wanted to go with a logitech mx510 or 518, but I think paying 50 for a mouse is a joke. but they have a neat diamondback for around 33 . is that good?
Edited by somebodyshootme at 07:29 CDT, 19 August 2006 - 21959 Hits
Transmetropolitan (20 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 09:35 CDT, 4 June 2006 - iMsg
Just finished the last issue, I finally got the time to read through them all the last week or so and it's just been brilliant, the story goes smooth for most of the time, and most importantly is all worth it until the very end, and I have never had such a good laugh over a comic book, except for maybe Don Rosa's "Uncle Scrooge" stories back when was twelve.
I'm desperately seeking for comic books of equal quality in writing, any recommendations(no Frank Miller please)? Gonna Check out 100 Bullets next I think, the preview looked promising.
Edited by Sujoy at 14:19 CDT, 4 June 2006 - 8715 Hits
They are made out of meat (5 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 16:31 CDT, 10 May 2006 - iMsg
They are made out of meat

This made me think.
Original short story


Discuss.
Edited by somebodyshootme at 21:32 GMT, 10th May 2006 - 3205 Hits
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (26 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 02:50 CDT, 6 May 2006 - iMsg
Best

Anime

Ever


ps. i hate anime.
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It's official! (17 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 11:12 CDT, 25 April 2006 - iMsg
After watching 2 straight seasons of That 70's Show the past few days, there is no more doubt about it being the best sitcom ever made. Thanks for your attention.
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Why Underworld: Evolution was way better (7 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 13:37 CDT, 24 April 2006 - iMsg
...Than Underworld 1:































it had titties \:D/
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Prison Break (41 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 17:20 CDT, 13 April 2006 - iMsg
Man I love that show, episode 17 was very nice. Too bad Episode 19 is already avbailable, but 18 isn't :<
Edited by somebodyshootme at 22:21 GMT, 13th Apr 2006 - 18126 Hits
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