This was the park where a blackman tried to feel me up.

I was reading my copy of pc-format in my break when this cheeky fucker sits next to me and touches my leg, I said what you doing?

He said sorry I thought you were looking!

Well you do look rather gay.

Heh that was interesting

Maybe the pigeon was pissing off the pelican? I feel sorry for the pigeon though, it's a terrible way to die.

rats with wings ! die fucker !

Pelican #2 "you dont have the balls to eat that pigeon"

gulp gulp gulp

Pelican #1 "O Rly"