what a wonderful piece.
despite the fact that bantown is sort of a non-serious troll organization (what set of rational, utopian idealists aren't?), this is something i wish i had written.
i was actually thinking of writing something quite similar the other day, but now there's simply no need.
it gets worse as it goes along, but it starts off well and delivers it message efficiently.
for anyone interested in computer security and freedom, i'd recommend having a read of it.