Behold, the products of thievery which were necessary for a successful LAN setup. Take 1 part stolen pillow from the Hampton Inn, 1 part stolen phone book to make a great LAN chair!

But what's that you say? There's some sort of flag like device in this picture! Unkie Cursive tell us the story of the magic flag!

Alright, alright, calm down kids. Apparently in the state of Utah, only people who are legally blind actually drive cars. That being said, when crossing the street at night, rather than have functional walk signs, traffic lights, street lights, headlights, or other modern transportation emenities that help you not get facialed by an Oldsmobile, you get the Mormon solution: A fucking neon orange flag to wave while you run across the street like someone's chasing you through high mid on CTF-Grendelkeep. The flag did however have an unexplainable hole in it, which looked an awful lot like Horizon's eclipse tag, so I figured hey, Utah probably wants me to be safe from irresponsible drivers both in and out of the LAN, so I borrowed it, permanently.