1) Priests: I can talk to god myself, asshole! Nosey mother fucker.

2) Women with nick knacks: Fuck your hens n' roosters. Fuck your home sweet home bullshit and fuck your NOEL candle holders.

3) Liberals: What a bunch of fags. " Come on guys, let's save the world one smile at a time by not allowing anyone to do anything that might hurt someone's feelings."

I bet you've never been to the ghetto you privileged white fuck. Take a trip there sometime around 12am-4am.... just o see what happens. It's a real swell place there Nancy!

4) Stephen Hawking: You could at least put that speaker in your mouth so it seems like you're talking.

5) People who say "what do you mean?" After clearly stating what you mean.

More hate to come...