An ode to Kristian "doctor r u 8? )))))) +1" Funny-B (c) ShadyAK

Hair as fair as a maiden's on a sunny day
As a precaution I write NO HOMO to stress the fact I'm not gay
We miss your laughter and your smile
And your Swedish speaking style
To mock someone's accent may be juvenile,
Yet hearing "yump-pad" is versatile
Making noctis rage on Hidden Fortress is a great feat,
So is you and that chick watching those 2 people fuck when the man had bigger tits.
oke men I running out of lines(((
STOP BEING CUNT, BE MORE ONLINE

p.s. seriously bro message me cos I need a co-caster for tomorrow's CPM duel cup and you with your stature and feedback and sexy voice (NO HOMO) would be really good. Alternatively I will have no choice but to cast on myself or some shit. I mean somebody like ddk would be great but I don't even know ddk even though he's a great dude and his emerging commentary is really good as well as his youtube channel, however we don't know each other and it takes a special kind of character to agree to cast on a little-known channel that used to be called "PENIS TV" with a dude you don't personally know, and a few people would jump the proverbial gauntlet, and not sure who is capable of saying "yes" to ride this great journey. It's a good thing this stanza is not in the poem cos it would actually make the ode lose it's complexity if the last line is about 17 times longer than the actual poem. I also wanted to utilise some lyrics from Peaches but I don't think that 4 lines of "FUCK THE PAIN AWAY" would contribute greatly to the fluidity of the ode so I left it out :(