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This is actually a true story, you just have to take my word for it.
I was working as a clerk at 7-Eleven some years ago, and I see this customer walking up to the counter....
Customer: ....Eh, I'm gonna have.... damn! I forgot what I'm here for....
Me: (Taking a pack of 10 Lucky Strikes) 10 Lucky Strikes?
Customer: Yeah, how did you know?
Me: It's my job.
*cash exchanges*
Costumer: (Looking at the change I just gave him)... What just happened?
Me: You just got expedited !
Then he leaves, just as confused as when he first entered.
It was a good day.
I was working as a clerk at 7-Eleven some years ago, and I see this customer walking up to the counter....
Customer: ....Eh, I'm gonna have.... damn! I forgot what I'm here for....
Me: (Taking a pack of 10 Lucky Strikes) 10 Lucky Strikes?
Customer: Yeah, how did you know?
Me: It's my job.
*cash exchanges*
Costumer: (Looking at the change I just gave him)... What just happened?
Me: You just got expedited !
Then he leaves, just as confused as when he first entered.
It was a good day.
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