I received my Bachelor’s Degree from the University of California, Berkeley upon completing irrationally rigorous levels of Sudoku. In pen. I pride myself in a variety of minor, personal nuances, including my animosity towards wearing pants and my adamant refusal to comb my hair. I have a steady level of accomplishments that lengthen my metaphorical penis: (1) I’ve completed Super Mario World in 13 minutes and 26 seconds, (2) I’ve squatted 135 pounds, and (3) I’ve probably watched more porn in high school than Redtube will ever have sufficient bandwidth for. I also like to cook and clean and my Internet only works in the kitchen.

"if everyone thought I was a douchebag would I really be able to sell products with my face on it so sucessfully?"

....great, an army of skanks who no one (in their right mind) in the gaming industry respects as a reference.

"Or how would anyone sane call going from a half-assed defense of fatal1ty that lacks any points besides personal opinions to accusing people of cheating because they beat an anonymous American in 5 lines of text"

like it is in real sports.

or that you ever made some sports yourself.