Funny as hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz9CcA3OV58

I like din's victory dance here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJi8SAI2qOk&feature=related

donno why they thought it was 'gay'

it's not gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KiFA0dcGx0

So are eardrums and eyes

I dislocated my friends finger in a game of mercy (you lock hands and try to bend the other guys fingers to make him say mercy) and the fucker still came back and beat me.

He was the best in school, but even when I popped his finger out of the socket he still hung in there. in my defense I was totally freaked out and realsied he wanted it more than me, plus he looked like Guile from Sf2.

I'm guessing someone that highly tuned could go through the pain barrier.

Only pikeys play mercy

Bloody Knuckles is better.

do you mean blood money?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bloody%20knuckles

#1 = blood money except people have to spin the coin & catch it between their fingers...if not then the other guy takes a shot

i was undefeated (Y)

We basically did 1), part 2.
Good, painful times.

its called peanuts, grandpa

If they were trying to kill you, there's worse things they could do than break your fingers.

And I'm down with the shit too
For the stupid motherfuckers wanna try to use Kung-Fu
Instead of a Mac-10 he tried scrappin
Slugs in his back and, that's what the fuck happens

Are you black or just a bad muthafucker?

I'm gonna go with...

u got no idea what re u talking about jonesy

fingers lol why dont u try to bite them off hahah

martial arts are shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLXdLgOybE

i KNEW it's gonna be indiana jones.

:D

oh c'mon cheater... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtynIE8__Q

or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB-coXCjCRw&feature=related

bud spencer and terence hill are definitly the greatest italians ever !

Do u think you could bite your own finger off for a million pounds?

"A sportist will knock you out, but an artist will kill you."

Actually the sport competitor would kill you as it's easy to shift the target to something deadly while the 'artist' has very little experience of movement, distance and fight-sense compared to someone who practices it in a sport setting. I'm sure you know the answer to fingers- because it's against the rules. It was allowed in earlier forms such as the original Pankration. It's against the rules because it's so easy and eventually crippling as well as worsening fights as they would not be able to punch properly once the fingers were broken but it wouldn't be enough to stop a modern pro fighter.

using fingers it's a secret art, man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihuDwkL9_Ng&feature=related

while your at it why dont you punch them in the balls. pussy.