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What's the Quake scene like nowadays? (14 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 07:39 CDT, 20 March 2015 - iMsg
How active is it? I just saw that CSGO event had a million viewers.
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CPLWinterQ4: cooller vs. fox (4 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 10:56 CST, 17 December 2005 - iMsg
Winner:cooller wins, Odds: 45% (2.2:1)
Bets placed: E$1450, betting open: 10:42 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 13:05 CST 17 Dec 2005

Loser:fox wins, Odds: 54% (1.8:1)
Bets placed: E$2850, betting open: 10:42 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 13:05 CST 17 Dec 2005

Semifinal winnersbracket.

no americans in the winnersbracket semifinals despite cl0cks pre-event interview claiming that US would dominate the tournament.
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CPLWinterQ4: fooKi vs. toxic (6 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 10:54 CST, 17 December 2005 - iMsg
Tied:fooKi wins, Odds: 55% (1.8:1)
Bets placed: E$2750, betting open: 10:42 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 14:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

Tied:toxic wins, Odds: 44% (2.2:1)
Bets placed: E$1300, betting open: 10:42 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 14:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

Semifinal winnersbracket.

SK vs SK
SWE vs SWE
Q3 vs Q3
LG vs LG

It's a coinflip! matchup between two of the players I'd pick for top3.
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CPLWinterQ4: fazz vs. deus (1 comment)
Posted by melachi @ 07:28 CST, 17 December 2005 - iMsg
Loser:fazz wins, Odds: 73% (1.3:1)
Bets placed: E$2500, betting open: 07:21 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 10:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

Winner:deus wins, Odds: 26% (3.7:1)
Bets placed: E$500, betting open: 07:21 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 10:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

lowerbracket round 7

europe vs europe
sweden vs uk
SK vs 4K
q3 vs q3

deus coming from a respectable q3 history mainly of consisting tdm has done well so far knocking his teammate zaccubus out in the losersbracket. He's now coming up against a much heavier opponent than what he's played so far. With fazz's background and experience in duelling tournaments the odds are against deus.
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CPLWinterQ4: destrukt vs. gellehsak (3 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 07:14 CST, 17 December 2005 - iMsg
Winner:destrukt wins, Odds: 39% (2.5:1)
Bets placed: E$320, betting open: 07:08 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 10:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

Loser:fnatic/gellehsak(andy) wins, Odds: 60% (1.6:1)
Bets placed: E$1870, betting open: 07:08 CST 17 Dec 2005 to 10:00 CST 17 Dec 2005

Lowerbracket round 7 (of 11) match between two guys and, yeah I'm so lazy I'm not even going to type anything in here.

gellehsak is once again playing a game he dislikes purely for the prospect of winning prizemoney.

I predict gellehsak as a marginal favourite in what is practically a coinflip. it's all about the benjamins gelleh.
Edited by RUMBLEBee melachi at 13:29 GMT, 17th Dec 2005 - 2138 Hits
Why are IRCops Useless shits? (24 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 13:26 CDT, 29 September 2005 - iMsg
Socially challenged useless fucking spastics beyond all logic and reason.

Oh tell me why..
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#holdempoker @ quakenet (132 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 21:58 CDT, 22 September 2005 - iMsg
A couple of gamers/poker player ESR users whining and boasting about their poker which helps COPE WITH THE MISERABLE LIFESTYLE WHICH IS POKER YARRRR (HI JAMERIO)!
If you've got questions about poker in general you can come in the channel and ask I will be happy to help out if I'm around and I'm sure everyone else wants to share a bit too. Even Jamerio is welcome.

Fun4all, we don't have some hierarchy thing either but keep it friendly as our veins are overloaded with POKER-RAGE already (which in turn leads to alcoholism and drug abuse, hi jamerio)

#holdempoker #holdempoker #holdmepoker #holdupoker #holdempoker
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Bumblebees (18 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 15:03 CDT, 8 September 2005 - iMsg
It is said that bumblebees don't like human breath, so if you want to observe one closely then don't breathe on it. Alternatively you could wear a clever bee disguise and play your beeguitar for them.




Bumblebee queens appear to maintain dominance purely by aggressive behaviour. They are usually bigger than the workers are and the queen opens her mandibles and head-butts the most dominant worker from time to time to let them know she is still there.


Mating usually takes place while resting on the ground or on vegetation, but there have been sightings of large queens flying with small males attached to them. The time taken for matings varies widely from 10 minutes to 80 minutes.

Bumblebees have also been known to transform into cars


bumblebee.org
Edited by Bumblebee Rick/melachi at 00:55 GMT, 9th Sep 2005 - 9328 Hits
ninja spider (74 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 23:06 CDT, 15 June 2004 - iMsg
Man I was in the bathroom and this big spider was on the door, my cat bumps into the door cause hes stupid or whatever and the spider goes into fucking ninja mode. Jumps across the bathroom and just vanishes. That's the most ninja spider i've ever seen. I bet he or she has killed thousands of insects with that ninja shit, probably doesn't even use webs. Just lashes out.

much respect to that bad ass ninja spider, next time i see it ill give it one of those annoying small moths. I hate moths. Do spiders eat moths?


Capable of jumps up to 40 times its body length, the jumping spider spins a silk safety line in case it misses its target.
Edited by rickardx at 02:14 GMT, 26th Jun 2005 - 40122 Hits
new haircuttt (107 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 21:38 CDT, 1 June 2004 - iMsg
decided to cut my hair on my own with a machine (after a coupla beers)
Edited by Bumblebee Rick/melachi at 19:11 GMT, 8th Sep 2005 - 41114 Hits
catchy.. (3 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 01:53 CDT, 4 May 2004 - iMsg
Edited by rickardx at 17:41 GMT, 9th Jun 2005 - 2855 Hits
Anyone know anything about PC 3D Glasses (12 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 08:34 CST, 16 December 2003 - iMsg
Has any decent ones been developed yet (at a reasonable price)? Would be fairly interesting to play yer fav fps with em :)
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Who are the most annoying ESR users? (215 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 15:57 CST, 13 December 2003 - iMsg
Carmac: 15% (313)

bubble: 12% (234)

*.ru & *.il: 10% (206)

melachi: 9.8% (199)

umayr: 7.3% (149)

Quake 3: 7.2% (147)

George: 7.1% (145)

tBonOEn3noen: 6.9% (139)

embroglio: 6.7% (136)

Majestic: 6.6% (134)

BLUEman: 6.2% (126)

simonb: 5% (101)

In true christmas spirit (well not really, I'm just saying that because it's christmas) I'm posting a poll to decide who the most annoying ESR Users/posters are!

Which of these names makes you go uhg and ahg, or at least used to.

You can recommend users in comments.
You can change your answers by clicking Change Answers if another person has been added.
Edited by melachi at 15:46 GMT, 6th Jan 2004 - 164659 Hits
Four Kings -vs- ForsakeN (1 comment)
Posted by melachi @ 11:26 CDT, 4 August 2003 - iMsg

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Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: de_train
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: HLTV
Version info: 1.5
How to play back CS demos

4K's second match in the Lower Brackets.


Update: Unfortunately this file is no longer available on ESR.
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Dope (15 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 20:31 CDT, 17 April 2003 - iMsg
I look like such a dope.
It's my new look.

Dope dope dope.

You want it.
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CB EC: EYE vs forZe (4 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 11:12 CDT, 17 April 2003 - iMsg
Tied:EYE Victory, Odds: 74% (1.3:1)
Bets placed: E$12302, betting open: 11:13 CDT 17 Apr 2003 to 12:55 CDT 17 Apr 2003

Tied:forZe Victory, Odds: 25% (3.8:1)
Bets placed: E$1650, betting open: 11:13 CDT 17 Apr 2003 to 12:55 CDT 17 Apr 2003

Eurocup losers bracket playoffs, an ever so classic Swede vs Russian online-battle. Will the russians overcome the pings?

Favourites: EYE

More here: http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=367821
Edited by melachi at 16:12 GMT, 17th Apr 2003 - 3427 Hits
fox -vs- cOOLLER (20 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 10:59 CST, 8 March 2003 - iMsg

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Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: ospdm8 - The Chastity Belt
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: cOOLLER
Version info: 1.32 osp 1.3
How to play back Q3 demos

Second map of the WB final match.

Update: Unfortunately this file is no longer available on ESR.
Edited by melachi at 02:02 GMT, 9th Mar 2003 - 16067 Hits
Week 2 (12 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 21:27 CST, 10 February 2003 - iMsg
Ahhh, sweet time off... or actually it's not so sweet.
We were supposed to go on "Work Experience" for two weeks in college. I'm on the second week doing work experience at home. Tehe. All this freetime isn't as good as I expected it to be though. I haven't left the house in 8 days.

Assignments. Ass - ignments. HAHA.
Yea I've got a few of those to finish. The worry is building up as the time is rapidly FUCKING OFF. Free-time is always the time that decides you're not good enough for it. AND Yea, I know I'll be there working through Sunday night. I can't do anything about it because I've got a disease. It's called being lazy and "get a life loser plz". I've got this disease because I am comfortable with it, it's the best disease ever.

I got up at 2 PM, wrote around 5 lines in IRC and amazingly that took me 2 hours. I finally managed to rip away from my - brand spankin new - still shining - fresh outta the box smelling PC, to get myself some breakfast and a shower. Well needed shower. Taking that shower made me realize that perhaps I should take this free time and do something good with it. So I sat down and played Morrowind and now it's 3 AM.

I think I need some drugs to slow time down, or atleast pass it in a different way. What next, with the blink of an eye will I be lying dead in bed surrounded by own feces at age 80. I don't care what. I accept life and it's ways.

I love life, why not. I'm on a perfect roll. Time acceleration the way I like it.. mmm with no hairs on it.
Edited by RUBMEBee melachi at 00:22 GMT, 14th Feb 2006 - 6562 Hits
EYEBALLERS Q3 Movie teaser (44 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 11:47 CST, 12 November 2002 - iMsg

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Rating: 3.8 (19 votes)
Swedish Clan EYEBALLERS have released a teaser for their coming Q3 movie. The teaser alone weighs in on a 130mb, it's only 4.30 min so if you feel that your band is broad enough then go ahead...
Edited by Sujoy at 19:18, 12th Nov 2002 - 47748 Hits
QPO -vs- iCE cLIMBERS (6 comments)
Posted by melachi @ 11:26 CDT, 7 April 2002 - iMsg

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Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: cpm4 - Realm of Steel rats
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: Various
Version info: 1.31
How to play back Q3 demos

GnR final map 1.


Update: Unfortunately this file is no longer available on ESR.
Edited by Sujoy at 17:21, 8th Apr 2002 - 3755 Hits
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