So someone asked me why I run... (what a silly question)

1) It's fun
2) I like working my heart, lungs, and legs
3) I feel better when I run
4) I sleep better when I run
5) I want a strong heart (I have one already, really)
6) I like when women honk their car horn at me / whistle (I run w/o a shirt)
7) I get cranky when I don't run
8) I don't want to die of something easily preventable by exercise