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Snake - African Rock Python (61 comments)

( Forum: OT)

Posted by xoji @ 04:45 CDT, 22 September 2005 - iMsg

Just wanted to share this with you guys.

"A sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep. After a
few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an
electric fence. The fence then stopped working after a few days. This
is what he found...... (see pics)"

**
Did some browsing and i found an article on this snake, it includes a picture of it being cut open.

More here

Attached Image: 32096-themouth2a.jpg (22 Sep 2005, 383KB, 2291 downloads)
Attached Image: 32103-frmwest11a.jpg (22 Sep 2005, 327KB, 2019 downloads)

Edited by zet at 01:32 GMT, 24th Sep 2005 - 52724 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 04:52 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Nicky

omg @ coming face to face with that :|

<< Comment #2 @ 04:59 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

primax

cool

<< Comment #3 @ 05:01 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

netrex

Poor snake :( Probably a painful death.

<< Comment #4 @ 05:03 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

xoji

Does anyone know how i can upload the second picture as well?

I'm trying to upload it somewhere.

<< Comment #5 @ 05:06 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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spyteman - Reply to #4

edit your post again and put the 2nd pic as place image or attached image

<< Comment #6 @ 05:14 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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xoji - Reply to #5

Thx

<< Comment #7 @ 05:35 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

h3i

Gobshot?

<< Comment #8 @ 06:09 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Jamerio :

Makes me feel uneasy looking at it.

Edited by Jamerio at 11:10 GMT, 22nd Sep 2005

<< Comment #9 @ 06:16 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Fakeeye

real monster - first side of the story
poor animal - second side of the story

What kind of snake is that? Anaconda?

Edited by Fakeeye at 11:16 GMT, 22nd Sep 2005

<< Comment #35 @ 11:33 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

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spinmove_ - Reply to #9

SNAKE - AFRICAN ROCK PYTHON

Any less observant and you might not have noticed that you were typing on a keyboard ;).

<< Comment #36 @ 16:58 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

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wrl - Reply to #35

give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe his "fakeeye" missed it.

<< Comment #38 @ 17:18 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

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xoji - Reply to #35

I edited the post when i found out what exactly it was ;)

<< Comment #42 @ 05:17 CDT, 26 September 2005 >>

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Fakeeye - Reply to #38

I think that ultimus and will did not notice that ... that is why irony sounds between the lines ...

<< Comment #10 @ 11:41 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

great !

i love the internet because of thouse storys :D

<< Comment #11 @ 11:55 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

TAFKAagardenchair

Are you saying that there is a sheep inside that snake?

Edited by agardenchair at 16:56 GMT, 22nd Sep 2005

<< Comment #30 @ 21:00 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #11

http://ccn1.net/POTD4/python-impala.jpg

Actually it was an impala.

<< Comment #32 @ 18:07 CDT, 23 September 2005 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair - Reply to #30

Wow, those snakes are huge. I wonder if one could kill me with their muscles.

<< Comment #44 @ 07:35 CDT, 26 September 2005 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #32

a boa constrictor probably could, or a very large python, that's what they do.

Edited by voodoochopstiks at 12:36 GMT, 26th Sep 2005

<< Comment #47 @ 10:30 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

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h3i - Reply to #44

Or lots of small ones attacking all at once.

<< Comment #51 @ 17:00 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

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se1f - Reply to #32

it could at least break some bones....

<< Comment #56 @ 16:47 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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MarzenGold - Reply to #32

ofc it can, will smother you to death np

<< Comment #12 @ 12:02 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

focuz

is it dead?

<< Comment #14 @ 12:06 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

CLains - Reply to #12

true

<< Comment #13 @ 12:05 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

son!

think this came out last year sometime, missing the pic of where they cut the snake open. it's not a sheep tho, it's some breed of kangaroo i think.

<< Comment #15 @ 12:07 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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CLains - Reply to #13

ah

<< Comment #16 @ 12:12 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #13

ewwww

<< Comment #31 @ 21:01 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #13

http://ccn1.net/POTD4/python-impala.jpg
It's not a sheep it's an impala.

<< Comment #17 @ 12:17 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Khorney

oh shit!

<< Comment #18 @ 13:30 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

should have chewed before swallowing

<< Comment #19 @ 16:15 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

Khorney

Still waiting for someone to do that line from the badger song...
("snaaaaaake oohh its a snaaaake")

<< Comment #20 @ 16:48 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #19

i think someone just did :)

<< Comment #28 @ 20:51 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #19

snaaaaaake oohh its a snaaaake

<< Comment #21 @ 17:05 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

MFM

Only in Sweden. (Or was it Australia? )

<< Comment #26 @ 19:31 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

Aim - Reply to #21

Sweden

<< Comment #45 @ 07:38 CDT, 26 September 2005 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #21

it was south africa dumbnut

<< Comment #52 @ 17:01 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

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se1f - Reply to #21

sweden, for sure

<< Comment #61 @ 03:10 CDT, 19 October 2007 >>

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HamstaHue - Reply to #21

UK, we get a lot of AFRICAN rock pythons here.

<< Comment #22 @ 17:42 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

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Morba

that real??

<< Comment #23 @ 18:14 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

goatse??

<< Comment #24 @ 18:15 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

nearly as big as my dick

<< Comment #25 @ 19:11 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

reptile

I hate snakes (yes, despite my nickname). If something like hell exists, I'm sure for me it will be a pitch-black lair with the snake of that pic in it... it will wait until I fall asleep, and then slowly start swallowing me.

damnit :(

Edited by reptile at 00:14 GMT, 23rd Sep 2005

<< Comment #37 @ 17:00 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

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wrl - Reply to #25

and i would think some amount of light allowing you to see the snake(s) would be more terrifying than utter darkness.

<< Comment #27 @ 20:50 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

Aaron

I clicked the first picture and thought, photography trick like the camel spiders, thus making it look bigger than what it was.

Then I clicked the second..........

:(

<< Comment #29 @ 20:57 CDT, 22 September 2005 >>

By

Aaron

Ice Cube would knock da shit outta dat, nigger!

If you aint seen anaconda, I appluad you!

<< Comment #40 @ 17:49 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

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ghostie - Reply to #29

Saw Anaconda at the cinema and it is to this day the only movie I fallen asleep to. At the cinema that is.

Edited by ghostie at 08:16 GMT, 26th Sep 2005

<< Comment #33 @ 19:09 CDT, 23 September 2005 >>

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MaJunior

That's a whole lottta handbags

<< Comment #34 @ 05:09 CDT, 24 September 2005 >>

By

Six16

one of those biting ur arm or leg is gonna hurt :<

<< Comment #39 @ 17:25 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

By

ioz

DIE you repulsive monster... one less horror in the world...

<< Comment #57 @ 17:00 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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randomness666 - Reply to #39

lol

<< Comment #41 @ 17:57 CDT, 25 September 2005 >>

By

endi

seen bigger

<< Comment #43 @ 07:33 CDT, 26 September 2005 >>

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Phunky

where's the shithole on snakes?

<< Comment #46 @ 07:48 CDT, 26 September 2005 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #43

3/4 on the length, to the rear, on the underside.

<< Comment #58 @ 17:06 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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randomness666 - Reply to #43

its in the other end than the head is.

<< Comment #48 @ 11:29 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

By

egg

Snake, what happened? Snake?? SNAAAAAKE!!!

<< Comment #54 @ 10:29 CDT, 7 October 2005 >>

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aggnog - Reply to #48

aha YE

<< Comment #49 @ 15:31 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

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NiKitA

That snake is huge and very scary :(

<< Comment #50 @ 16:58 CDT, 30 September 2005 >>

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se1f

"it includes a picture of it being cut open." the candy. That's why i clicked : )

<< Comment #53 @ 08:01 CDT, 7 October 2005 >>

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ashr

and this is what you get when you swallow more than you can chew.

http://daily-picture.blog-city.com/burese_pyt...glades.htm

edit : http://daily-picture.blog-city.com/two_headed...a_cuba.htm -wtf?

plus a few others :

http://archive.dailypicture.net/scientists_ph..._ocean.htm
http://archive.dailypicture.net/rare_white_gi...fe_con.htm
http://archive.dailypicture.net/whitetail_dee...ystery.htm

Edited by AshR at 13:15 GMT, 7th Oct 2005

<< Comment #55 @ 16:36 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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Anonymous (scccd-162-251.scccd.cc.ca.us)

poor snake

<< Comment #59 @ 17:06 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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i LOVE snakes. they are so cute and fun animals. <3

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5z6pGrNsiM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIcCk5p-kao&mo...mp;search= python eats a pig =D

Edited by danskie at 17:26 CDT, 18 October 2007

<< Comment #60 @ 17:38 CDT, 18 October 2007 >>

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sudstah

ive had a few snakes my biggest was a 15 foot burmese python to which sadly i had to give a guy called brian simmons who owns a reptile house full of the vegetation etc far better for my good old snake, even tho my tank was like 7 foot by 5 foot it simply wasnt big enough in my opinion. Anybody looking at getting a snake i recommend a ball/royal python they arent too small like a garter snake and they dont grow big, perfect to have in ur home and to handle without worry of hurting it.

Edited by Exe at 17:39 CDT, 18 October 2007

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