Dont take me too seriously but I would really like to have a woman with following attributes:

1. ofc I need to like her look (i dont wanna have sex in the dark)
2. ofc she have to love me
3. she should be a bomb in bed
4. she should be an angel in the family
5. she should be a lady in public
6. she should be my best friend
7. she should like to party
8. she should listen to my sorrows when im sad
9. she should have her own head but still recognize me as the man who shows the right direction
10. ofc she have to be loyal to me
11. ???
12. profit!

(the list may be continued)

any ideas how to get such a dream woman?