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much some people hate body modifications that will never dissapear for good, I thought I'd have to upload this.

Eat dick brothers, for the ones that aren't against it, I'd let you sit on my thumb and rotate until you scream of an agony filled orgasm.

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<< Comment #1 @ 09:24 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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DamianLillard

There's also Mutilation tatttoos.

And a fucking hole in beneath your bottom lip which makes some of your bottom teeth showing. I don't even wanna post a pic because it grosses me out so much.

<< Comment #2 @ 09:26 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #1

Yeah an expanded labret, that can look really gross, sadly I know a person who has about the same size of that hole as I got in my ear. He can pull stuff out of his teeth through that hole.

<< Comment #60 @ 13:13 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #2

Only to get it close to the top'ish.

Edited by funnyb at 13:14 UTC, 28 January 2014

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<< Comment #74 @ 20:52 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #60

They won't shrink back with time if you don't put anything in them?

Yikes. :<

<< Comment #80 @ 11:14 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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sonic ' - Reply to #74

can get it sewn together again, pretty simple op (apparently)

<< Comment #82 @ 11:30 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #80

This.

<< Comment #83 @ 18:15 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #82

Yikes as well. : /

<< Comment #3 @ 09:34 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Freiya

Bleh.

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<< Comment #4 @ 11:47 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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gienon

Looks kinda very gay.

<< Comment #6 @ 12:17 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #4

What can I say, you inspire me.

<< Comment #10 @ 12:56 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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gienon - Reply to #6

If I did, nobody could see your artificial manholes from underneath a hoodie, so you wouldn't have them ;/

<< Comment #19 @ 16:45 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #10

Oh you cerealkiller you.

<< Comment #33 @ 20:29 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #19

shit just got ceREAL

<< Comment #7 @ 12:22 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Anonymous (80.132.137.53)

Whoa, you nonconformist rebel!

<< Comment #5 @ 12:07 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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~s$s~

shaggy woman

<< Comment #8 @ 12:35 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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hitsu

i have nothing against tunnels or tatoos, but i wouldnt never make it to myself. maybe except popeye like anchore on arm :D

however i think having 5cm wide tunnels is retarded as fuck.

<< Comment #9 @ 12:45 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #8

That's 18mm, and I'm not going further. So agreed.

<< Comment #97 @ 15:32 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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slowi - Reply to #9

i said i would stop at 6mm, then i said 8, then 10.
now i got 12mm and i keep telling myself that everything above 15 is ugly but man, 18 is daymn nice

<< Comment #103 @ 10:10 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #97

I told myself I'd never go above 10 either. Now I'm here. But I'm really satisfied with 18 so I'm gonna stop here for sure, working on my other ear now(had to do it at different paces due to healing process going slower on that ear)

<< Comment #105 @ 10:15 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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slowi - Reply to #103

i went full retard with my right ear and didn't let i heal properly before going from 6 to 8 and 8 to 10.
wish i could go back and do both ears in same pace :D

it was frustrating(to me at least) to have different sizes in left and right.
I let it heal properly when i got to 10 though, and a couple of months ago i went to 12 without problems

Edited by slowi at 11:01 UTC, 1 February 2014

<< Comment #106 @ 10:34 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #105

Yeah I got a bit too eager in the middle there too, but it feels so much better doing it once it's actually healen up entirely, totally worth it.

<< Comment #11 @ 13:25 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Melted

Not bunny enough... :-o

<< Comment #12 @ 13:32 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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*creep

Everytime I see a person on the street with holes in their ears I'm so tempted to put a lock in the hole and just run. :D

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<< Comment #13 @ 13:35 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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sonic ' - Reply to #12

Edited by sonic at 13:36 UTC, 27 January 2014

<< Comment #63 @ 01:00 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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jamalz - Reply to #12

put a combination lock in the guys ear and show him with a mirror and then charge him $100 to give the combo.

<< Comment #15 @ 15:22 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Anonymous (87.106.143.252)

I doubt people are really bothered by those who chose to have body modifications. To me it sounds like people who have these modifications secretly want others to be bothered by it so they can appear edgy and non conformist. Though of course most would not admit to it.

<< Comment #17 @ 16:43 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #15

If you had read previous replies about tattoos on this site, you would see where my stand on it is coming from.

<< Comment #24 @ 18:28 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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function9 - Reply to #15

I always get a chuckle out of people that have sleeves, but there's not a single tattoo anywhere else on their body.

<< Comment #14 @ 15:17 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Ryan2015

I have them to only alot smaller 5mm

funnyb you do realise anything above 10mm wont heal properly anymore ?

<< Comment #18 @ 16:44 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #14

Perfectly aware of that.

<< Comment #34 @ 20:36 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #14

what about 9.75 mm? will that heal mostly properly?

<< Comment #84 @ 19:55 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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Ryan2015 - Reply to #34

Should still be able to resyore

<< Comment #85 @ 19:58 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #84

9.95? what about starting with 8 and stretching to 10 - will that heal?

<< Comment #87 @ 20:14 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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Ryan2015 - Reply to #85

You start with 4mm and work your way up i went to 5mm after 6 weeks and stopped because my boss would freak out if id go larger they told me @ the shop that 10mm and below would still be able to restore it (de-strech)? or you remain with a hanging earlob like a 90 year old.

<< Comment #90 @ 20:50 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #87

lul :P very interesting detail, thanks for that (seriously). i was mostly just fuckin around with those nickel-and-dime nit-picky questions, so props to you for actually answering :)

TITTIES!

<< Comment #95 @ 14:34 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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Ryan2015 - Reply to #90

TITTIE POWA!

<< Comment #96 @ 15:20 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #95

(_._Y_._)

<< Comment #16 @ 16:22 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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goodbye_world

It's like an outward reflection of the hole in your heart. Who hurt you?

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<< Comment #20 @ 16:46 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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FlashSoul

I never understood the appeal of self-mutilation. But do whatever you want; it's your body.

<< Comment #21 @ 17:47 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Jamerio '

I think you're going to grow up one day and think, why did I install a vagina in my ear.

<< Comment #22 @ 17:52 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #21

Now this is what I was hoping for.

<< Comment #23 @ 18:23 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #21

18mm is enough for your dick?

ur asian or what?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SMALL DICK DETECTED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

<< Comment #35 @ 20:37 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #23

pretty weak troll there, brah

<< Comment #49 @ 08:05 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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filo - Reply to #35

... correlating the age quite accurately,

<< Comment #61 @ 13:34 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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CENEk - Reply to #21

Jamerio thinking that any hole is a vagina. No need to worry that he'll ever breed.

<< Comment #73 @ 20:51 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #61

: D

That would mean the end of the Multiverse.

<< Comment #99 @ 19:03 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #21

It doesn't look like a vagina, it looks like a cats' ass.

sry fb, still luv u #way2 style.

<< Comment #100 @ 19:04 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #99

read: very homo

<< Comment #110 @ 07:47 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #99

Does it?

Edited by FlashSoul at 07:47 UTC, 3 February 2014

<< Comment #25 @ 19:10 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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crea* '

The issue is when the whole gets wider and wider. Picture is already too wide. A little stretched looks kind of nice tho

<< Comment #26 @ 19:17 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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There's a girl at my university who had a huge ear strecher until one day her ear tissue just ripped apart and now she has a flappy meat hanging there pretty much like this, but actually longer. It's so disgusting every time I see it I throw up in my mouth a little.

<< Comment #27 @ 19:19 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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wem420

What a way to get plussed.

<< Comment #28 @ 19:35 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Vium

i'm confused.
(not about the emo hipster mutilation, who gives a ....)
but why does the "beard" have the resembles of my pubes @ pre/early teenage years.

<< Comment #29 @ 20:06 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #28

im confused about the dye job

funnyb do u ever worry that stuffs gonna get caught in that and rip your earlobe? :/

<< Comment #30 @ 20:10 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Vium - Reply to #29

is it dye? I thought it was dirt... and part of the image of hipster emo individuals.

<< Comment #31 @ 20:18 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #29

Dye job? That's lightning if anything, I don't have any hair thats even remotely that bright, its dark all the way :)

And no not really, never happened and really never heard people having issues of that sort. Surely it's not practical if you're into fighting or being a douchebag, but I got no worries.

<< Comment #37 @ 20:49 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #31

oh, on my screen it looks like you've got highlights :/

maybe it's different for me but when I wear big earrings my hair gets caught in them -.- scarves etc can also do the same. do you do any running or cardio or something? I imagine it'd be like having tits on your ears, the earrings bouncing around and being annoying hahah (they look heavy).

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<< Comment #41 @ 07:15 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #37

Yeah I do work out quite a lot, and yes, during cardio you do hear the ring scratch against the tunnel :) but I can also just take out the ring during workout sessions if I feel it bothers me too much, not that big of a deal.

And again no, only dark hair. :D I didn't even realise it looked otherwise on the picture before you pointed it out.

<< Comment #43 @ 07:29 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #37

plussed for tits on your ears

<< Comment #42 @ 07:29 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #31

its dark all the way

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

i was sure all swedes are blondes!

<< Comment #44 @ 07:45 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #42

I also have green eyes. Sorry for ruining the stereotype. :(

<< Comment #46 @ 07:48 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #44

green eyes?

lol i got the weirdest boner ever

<< Comment #47 @ 07:48 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #46

That makes two of us.

<< Comment #50 @ 08:14 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #47

nothing better than moment of e-intimacy between 2 broski

<< Comment #101 @ 02:02 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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amalik - Reply to #44

Green eyes master race.
/high five.

<< Comment #32 @ 20:25 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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skint '

ouch gg

<< Comment #36 @ 20:38 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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zkyp

fapping

<< Comment #38 @ 20:49 UTC, 27 January 2014 >>

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Joker_

Now you can cut off your dick as well.

<< Comment #39 @ 00:15 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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melechesh

isn't that setup kinda noisy

<< Comment #40 @ 00:26 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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Anonymous (89.94.38.101)

Yolo

<< Comment #45 @ 07:45 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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Venim

I like stretched lobes. Might do it myself someday.

All sorts of body modifications are pretty common out here (san francisco area)

<< Comment #48 @ 07:48 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #45

Yeah just be patient and careful, the last thing you want is a blowout or even ripping the entire lobe apart.

<< Comment #51 @ 08:14 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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filo

what is the motivation for this enhancement of your life?

... why not just buy a gun or try backcountry skiing with front flips, since you like living dangerously sometimes. :)

<< Comment #52 @ 08:15 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #51

I think it looks good.

<< Comment #53 @ 08:51 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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filo - Reply to #52

i do not belive, you did this only because you think it looks good. Eather you don't realize it yet why or you just had an impulse buy, which is weird for a thing like this.

... anyway doing something like this you must enjoy in pain at least a little, which isn't wrong, just saying.

<< Comment #54 @ 09:38 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #53

Impulse buy? This is a few months of stretching carefully with various ear-expanders at different sizes, it's not something you do over night.

<< Comment #55 @ 10:18 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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skint ' - Reply to #54

What does an ear expander look like? Have to wear it out in public?

<< Comment #57 @ 12:53 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #55

http://i.imgur.com/uDdWKxI.jpg

There's a bunch of various size ear-expanders, obviously they come in all colors and textures. But no, you don't have to wear those in public, during healing time you CAN wear them, but a better alternative is to swap to the smaller plugs you can see there, as they won't be as clumsy and obvious. Because yeah, the actual expanders look fucking horrific.

Don't forget there's also fake-expanders, for those who just wan't to look "cool"!

http://www.bellybar.co.uk/contents/media/fake...rs_fx1.jpg

Be one of the cool kids!

<< Comment #68 @ 15:38 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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rockz - Reply to #57

looks like butt plugs

Edited by rockz at 15:38 UTC, 29 January 2014

<< Comment #56 @ 10:26 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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filo - Reply to #54

so its like japanese girls who wanna have longer legs so they break them and strech them all under medical control ofc.

:P

<< Comment #58 @ 12:53 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #56

I've never felt so close to tentacle porn in my life, thank you.

.. :D

<< Comment #59 @ 13:11 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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filo - Reply to #58

no worries that is why i am here for you. <3

<< Comment #62 @ 17:33 UTC, 28 January 2014 >>

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xero- '

lewks gr8

<< Comment #64 @ 01:24 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Toilet_paper

The lack of attention pushes people's creativeness to great heights.

<< Comment #65 @ 09:17 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Lukas

Will it be like this in a few years or will it strech a little over time without adding more mm?

<< Comment #66 @ 09:44 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #65

It can stretch a mm, but it won't selfstretch otherwise no.

<< Comment #67 @ 14:57 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Anonymous (72.204.250.137)

lol

<< Comment #69 @ 18:17 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Pushpabon

Do you hate yourself so much?

Edited by Pushpabon at 18:18 UTC, 29 January 2014

<< Comment #70 @ 19:40 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Daddy_ - Reply to #69

holy shit

<< Comment #71 @ 20:08 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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melechesh - Reply to #69

that would be the most retarded thing I've seen all week if sonic hadn't shown me this

<< Comment #76 @ 00:42 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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easytarget - Reply to #71

WTF does he eat through a straw?

<< Comment #81 @ 11:17 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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sonic ' - Reply to #76

http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/0...hing-2.jpg

here he is without the plugs, there's no picture of him trying to drink though. maybe he has to plug the holes back up again for that :(

<< Comment #89 @ 20:40 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #81

thats quite possible.

my mate had a small ball shaped earing below his lower lip. and it was his best trick to pull it off and use the hole as fountain :D

<< Comment #91 @ 20:52 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #81

he's definitely not getting any pussy

<< Comment #93 @ 20:59 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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sonic ' - Reply to #91

dunno moit, there's a pretty massive scene that's into all that.
he's probably a godlike figure to them, leading all his groupies around like charlie manson.

<< Comment #94 @ 21:08 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #93

let me rephrase: he's definitely not taking away from the pussy-pool of the general population :P

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<< Comment #114 @ 14:12 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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rockz - Reply to #93

like batman surrounded by flittermice

<< Comment #72 @ 20:45 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #69

Whaddahell.

<< Comment #75 @ 23:09 UTC, 29 January 2014 >>

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rockz - Reply to #69

stroggyfied

Edited by rockz at 20:16 UTC, 30 January 2014

<< Comment #77 @ 01:18 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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zb0t - Reply to #69

You even surprised Daddy, wh didn't help, he didn't expect that.

(jk Daddy)

<< Comment #78 @ 07:02 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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CENEk - Reply to #77

(but not really)

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<< Comment #79 @ 09:00 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #69

To clarify: I'm all for body modification, do what you want, but I'll wait for nano augmentations instead of this primitive cosmetic shit. Can't wait for infinitely better eyes with custom filters and ability to stream or record what you see. Or was that only in deus ex?

<< Comment #102 @ 07:41 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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pacmanpl ' - Reply to #79

Holy shit, Instagram filters all day long.

<< Comment #86 @ 20:00 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #69

disgusting

<< Comment #113 @ 11:33 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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Lukas - Reply to #69

Is this even allowed everywhere. I can imagine it's not as there are massive health risks involved...

<< Comment #88 @ 20:31 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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skint '

funnyb is unwell
poor funnyb
get well soon

<< Comment #92 @ 20:53 UTC, 30 January 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #88

seems fine to me

<< Comment #98 @ 16:06 UTC, 31 January 2014 >>

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doped

Do you even lift??

<< Comment #104 @ 10:11 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #98

I do.

<< Comment #107 @ 14:17 UTC, 1 February 2014 >>

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gienon - Reply to #104

And then you undo all that juicy stuff due to lifting by doing cardio ;(

<< Comment #108 @ 06:45 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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Anonymous (203.168.227.135)

hi funnyb

<< Comment #109 @ 06:47 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #108

hey.

<< Comment #115 @ 09:11 UTC, 8 February 2014 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #108

I know the geography of where you're from as a result of completing Sleeping Dogs twice.

<< Comment #111 @ 09:07 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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H1ghlander

gender disease

<< Comment #112 @ 09:22 UTC, 3 February 2014 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #111

That's a new one

<< Comment #116 @ 00:21 UTC, 13 February 2014 >>

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Teen Queen :

NSFW don't click it has dicks

http://i.imgur.com/kJRlwZ6.jpg

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