can't you just type this shit like everyone else... there's no way I'm going to sit through 1 min of this, never mind 10 mins

dodgeee

So after we saw that 'antibiotics' we totally got that you are not bullshtitn, like, at all. So, like, you got sick, mate, and, like, you stayed at home. Man, I, like, understand you, like, totally. Not cool, it happens, like, 1 time in 1 year. Depressing, like. Like like like.

hahahaha ur such a cunt :D

Well thank you, my royalty!

Shaggy approves.

I don't think that anyone on esr will have trouble believing that you got sick. Actually you have us all pretty convinced that you are sick. It didn't really happen the day that DH started though.

Hope you get well soon so you stop making these posts.

another plus farmer, well hats off.

I don't do this for plusses I do this because you need help.

=D

alright buddy

http://www.esreality.com/post/2521447/re-why-...pid2521447

You were spotted at the event, try some antipsychotics instead of antibiotics. You might find they help.

9:20?

lol



nope

needs to work on a script or at least some notes so he can be more concise and to the point.

so yeah, 9:20...fuck that

why can't i embed a time-specific youtube video?

tried to save this journal and failed miserably...

Zhu, I got Antibiotics next to me that I had over a month ago for toothache that I did not fully use.

I walked 6 miles today and I feel fine, there is no correlation between present illness and waving a packet prescription tablets in front of the camera, if you want to be remotely convincing, at least post the prescription or your name on the side of the box.

I even posted a video as proof to disprove your theory. Hope it did throw a spanner in the works :)

/Tales from the Crypt laugh.

Amoxicillin, truly the UK's answer to Robitussin :DDD

You should always do the full course mate.

I had an allergic reaction to them and collapsed on the way out, so I asked for Metrodiazonle instead, they worked a treat.

New year resolution, get over my fear of the dentist.

ZHU come at be Brah?

Laskij said he saw you lurking :)

Nice glasses you have there, (mentally disturbed version of) John Lennon.

Being ill is the best time to play quake.

I got a fucking crazy flu the morning before a LAN in Australia once, I still went consuming a whole box of codral cold pills within a few hours just to feel decent enough to play and I went through 5 boxes of tissues at the event. Sickness wasn't much of a barrier to stop my passion of Quake.

I bet everyone there was thankful that you turned up to give them all your cold!

and what a fucking cold it was!

fucking oath mate.

I hope so! Go all in or fuck off!

i got hit by a car 2 weeks before tribes ascend NASL and i still went to an international LAN with a severely mangled right foot and ankle so stop with your excuses and man up to your mental illness.

thx

what does it mean to "man up to your mental illness"? do you have any clue what it's like to have an illness like that? because it's not really something you can just "man up to", just like if you have influenza and are vomiting and have a fever, you can't just "man up" and the symptoms go away.

i'm right with everyone that the world would be a better place without Zhu's constant stream of useless and annoying posts, but what the fuck dude, grow up and think a little bit before you post utter trash responses.

seems like you need to man up, too

huh?

I once died twice and still got to the event missing two feet, four fingers and a shoulder, still played though. Your lack of commitment is disturbing.

Show the Dreamhack ticket that you bought.

haha THIS!

you didn't go because you're as big a pussy in real life as your are in game.

and stop making these videos. no one watches this crap.

"expect better things to come" - Zhu, why don't you start improving yourself right now by deleting that fucking stupid video and stop your fucking stupid posts and focus on fixing yourself.

Plazma probably said that because he wanted to kick the shit out of you like 99 % of the community.

You got sick? fever? pfft worth going there even if you collapse on the way or if you get knocked out by 30 ppl.

btw did see you lurking...pretty sure it was you.


Pretty sure good players who could win are more pissed that they couldnt be there.

I hope you don't really think that anyone ever gets physically beaten on LAN

U know Ukrainian football hooligans? Quake players there are even worse...

Zhu, everyone asked where you were and then laughed out loud when they realized you "dodged" the LAN (because you seemed so passionate to actually go there and meet people in the community). You kinda proved that you're just another huge troll.

BTW, you will never get unbanned if you troll this hard.

(Credit: of course the one and only Memento)

... its like he wants to feel worse about him self.

You should have changed the poster / painting in your back, add some crowd ambient sounds to your video and pretend you were broadcasting from a secret VIP area at the Dreamhack event.

"changed the poster/painting"

You mean add a green screen?

the floor is boobs boobs boobs boobs

what on earth is this all about

Can you start typing this shit out? Like seriously. Nevermind it being over 9 minutes long, if I can avoid some mediocre vlog, I'll do my best.

Youtube moniez, he is the next JennaMarbles...

WAT R DIS?

I'm sorry to know you didn't go to DreamHack. There is no doubt in my mind you would have won.

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Gamerglasses.