Once a year gamers from all over tha globe hook up in Dallas ta big-up tha legacy of one of da most thugged-out legendary FPS of all times.

Git locked n loaded fo' QuakeCon 2013! Big up Road ta QuakeCon every last muthafuckin Sundizzle on United Mackdaddydom FACEIT TV!

Had to do it:

Anton Singov (born August 5, 1986), whoz ass also goes by tha pseudonym "Cooller", be a Russian professionizzle gamer up in tha first-thug blasta game series Quake yo. Dude is considered ta be one of da most thugged-out successful playaz of all time up in both Quake Pt III n' Quake 4 n' his thugged-out lil' prize scrilla earnings is estimated ta amount ta over US$150,000.

Coollerz earlier playin steez was characterized by his dome over aim bias n' relentless timing, straight-up often achievin a slick lock-down, controllin every last muthafuckin main item on tha map, against other skilled opponents yo. His steez is known ta be straight-up viewer bumpin', makin it easy as fuck fo' tha viewer ta KNOW what tha fuck he is thankin n' become involved up in tha action. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This has lead ta Coolla havin one of tha phattest followings up in tha Quake scene.

Also works for quotes:

After whoopin Toxjq on DM6:

"your lg is nothink on tha lan"

At QuakeCon 2004, before n' afta losin ta czm on Aerowalk:

"alltimes dirty"

At QuakeCon 2004, ta LeXeR on Bloodrun:

"i'm not yo' chaotic on dm6"

At tha Ghetto Cyber Game 2002, afta whoopin if22 on Bloodrun:

"itz not internet"

son.

Reminds me of the site pornolize.com

"Keep yo' eye on tha bizzle n' chillax" - Gary Glendenning

LOL

lol there's even a long-ass comment from jamalz which gets the double treatment

quote : "It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack."

this shit here is fucking poetry right thur

Haha, amazing. For some reason I laughed hard at comments #12-#15 too

memento is so well spoken it's kinda funny to read this stuff under his nick

Another Momento_Mori classic from Powaah and jewro cheating thread

oh man I fucking lol'd my arse off, amazing

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search...is+Shiznit

:-DDD

"Update includes some freshly smoked up maps fo' different game modes n' a funky-ass brand freshly smoked up gametype: Race."

this description is actually more fitting then the original one :D

CooloutAC Jamalaized:

"Why noone straight-up gets banned"
1. They don't even require you ta verify yo' email. WTF, biatch? legit story
2. Most playas can chizzle they ip address on tha fly every last muthafuckin 24-48 minutes up in they router.
3. up in windows 7, if on ethernet, you can manually chizzle yo' mac address ta w/e tha hell you want.
4. you can downlizzle a program from microsizzlez ta chizzle yo' volume id n' you windows id. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass can easily chizzle yo' vid card id...and use diff drivers.

and i be thinkin i proved these points ta id over tha past week or two. Todizzle i just chizzled mah ip so i could post on tha forums i was just ip banned from. That weak-ass muthafucka admin knows tha deal now, nahmeean?


the only way ta mo' betta effectively ban one of mah thugs is ta ask fo' credit card numbers n' link dem ta cell beeper numbers....that you text activation account numbers to.

but id don't care. all they care bout is what tha fuck tha housewivez of dis game think.

i gots banned from dis game by a funky-ass bunch of housewives dat id hommies is infatuated with. All cuz i don't wanna playa a funky-ass bunch of hackers on facebook.

to me hackers is poison fo' dis industry whether they is bottin up in game or not. And these lil nerdz threatenin ta hack mah dirty ass...and virusin mah pc n' jackin mah facebook only proves mah point.

game is full of housewives...old disabled people, delusionizzle complacent nerdz n' malicious hackers.....that could care less bout competitizzle matches.

there is not a god damn thang hardcore bout stackin crews n' quittin games. where tha freshest clans is run by hoes whoz ass is tha complete opposite of hardcore n' competitizzle lol.

pretty much explains why dis game is so unpopular.

in lol tha ban fo' :
1. slumming
2. alting
3. quitting

Its a muthafucka tha housewives dat run quakelive don't approve of these measures.

Quakelive.....the game fo' housewives....lol



By United Hoodz of America CooloutAC
Da ignorant masses, biatch? Its was publicized up in 2006 by tha washington post, n' then again n' again n' again up in 2008 wit patriot act. Its been hood up in Sweden n' UK fo' just as long. Its suttin' dat has gone on since tha beginnin of time since ancient mackdaddydoms. Now its digital....but not a god damn thang new. This playa bitches bout hacking, biatch? n' goes ta tha two ghettos dat hack our asses mo' then our own gov't, biatch? Hes as fake as a quake playa.

Of course I support tha NSA, like most Gangstas still do. Because we is mo' worried bout tha pimps robbin our credit cardz n' jackin our identities, spyin on our asses like horny-ass peepin tom predators. We know its mo' likely dat Russia n' China is readin our emails rather then our own Gov't, n' dat our ghetto be at a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disadvantage online if there was ta be a cold-ass lil cyber war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Corporations n' hackers pushin yo' info n' ruinin pcs is mo' of a problem up in peoplez everyday lives. I have lost no freedoms n' not a god damn thang has chizzled up in tha past 12 years. I be thinkin they need ta do mo' cause hackers n' viruses is outta control. LIke teachin computer as part of primary ejaculation startin at age 5.

Da whole pc industry, let ridin' solo tha gamin industry is dead cuz of pimps like snowden! Muthafuckas is only rockin they cellphones fo' every last muthafuckin thang, even when at home, cuz they pcs is too virused n' frustratin ta use. Kidz will know how tha fuck ta use a ipad, but is goin ta grow up computer illiterate n' mo' powerless. And we owe dat ta tha scumbags dat infest tha internizzle rollin mah playas away.

Yo ass can't blame playas no mo', when just visitin tha urlz of a shitload of da most thugged-out ghettofab n' legitimate cribs be all it takes.

I say it time n' time again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Cyber Space should be no less bigged up then real space. E-sports is no diff then athletic game.... n' Hidin behind anonymous screen names make you fake n' untrustworhty like Snowden.....

ehehehehe

lol http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://...l-quakers/

"As Sinista wasn't a pimped out success up in itz previous incarnations, especially when outta control, we've decided ta give it another go n' try ta improve it once again n' again n' again wit tha followin chizzles:

-Removed 1 Minute RG respawn & gong
-Removed GA
-Added a second YA
-Swapped nuff muthafuckin items
-Removed low RA spawn
-Added pillar @ RA
-Added another teleporter


This is ghon be our last attempt ta improve tha map. Our thugged-out asses hope you trip off tha chizzles, give it another go!"

- OGYellak

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://...gBavLrGffg

:D