sif post a thread like this with no pictures........

http://www.facebook.com/Breslau/photos
I still dont know how to embed pics on this site

Why does six16 nuke vedics facebook link but allows others.

http://www.facebook.com/robert.vanderzell

by not posting a thread every day on this website

cause he stopped playing quake

Have you seen Cypher's girlfriend?

no, pic

http://www.cyberfight.ru/offline/gallery/1279/59715/

Switch their faces and they make a cute couple.

Classic, haters gonna hate...

she's not really good looking :D not even close to.

on the other hand, could fap to slasher's gf.

Opinions are just that, opinions.

Cypher gf isnt a top model but she isnt ugly either, she has a nice smile with eyes that show emotion.

The asian on the other hand has a boring look, im with cypha on this one...

well tbh... it's cyphers pick :> if he likes her, who cares . :>

show yours :D or your face :*

if i had a gf i'd show :(

but i showed myself over and over again on irc. XD

show again D:

https://twitter.com/#!/AlexeyCypher/media/grid
https://twitter.com/#!/AlexeyCypher/media/sli...Us2MsPB%2F

fuckin jelly that my man slasher knows how to play the game

looks aint shit if you got game son

only ugly girls care if a man is good looking, hot girls want guys that have $$$$$ or will be a complete fucking slave to them

and slasher looks like a fucking caveman-slave type bitch

the only other option is being baller as fuck, I mean i ain't no wesley snipes but my sick abs and pecs do get noticed when im up in da club hollerin at some bitches ya herd?

just gotta play to your strengths naw'meen? if ya got none? then yous fucked.

Someone has to put you of probation

idd

seconded.

DO IT ALREADY

no. this guy is fucking hilarious idk if hes white or black but doesnt matter =))

he meant off probation!

And clever AND hot girls goes for personality.

da fuck? why would you ever go for a smart girl with good looks? they are always fucking trouble because they are usually ambitious and want a lot out of life and from your dumb ass.

unless they are the mythical, smart + good looks +low maintenance chick

these bitches start off as uggos and get teased, then they grow into their real pretty form but stay chill cuz they weren't born beautiful

also they have some nice mental scars you can exploit and bend them to your will

i have a variety of fatties/uggos as friends, wanting to hook up with me but i don't cuz lol nasty.

however, ALWAYS be friends with girls, all type of girls even ugly ones, they will spread good shit about you, how you treat everyone 'equal' and most have hot chicks as friends. also if you go after a chick but get turned down, become her friend(not in order to make her love you, that always fails faggot) but because her friends are usually as hot as her, and you can get to know a ton of bitches this way

gotta give a nigga propz for dis one

jama knows his shit

Playboy columnist.

Keep em coming.

"why would you ever go for a smart girl with good looks?"

Because I'm not an antifeminist and I want a soulmate too, whom I can have long and sophisticated conversations from time to time about various topics if I want to - not just a fuckmate.


You must have had a sad life. Or just met with egocentric and money-hungry bitches all the time.
In my previous post, I could have been more accurate; I do accept the fact, that 80+% (even more) of the clever and hot / cute / whatever girls are like that, but they are just failing at being human - and I don't want to waste my limited time here on failures.

But things shouldn't have to work like this, I know it from personal experience.
You mentioned this category as "mythical". But I'll top your statement; they shouldn't have got mental scars and such crap, they are just simply beautiful, in every sense of the word, from the start 'till the end.
It's indeed rare, I know, but definitely true and exists. You can't convince me that it's not true, because I already know it is.

Virgin detected.

lol @ feelings and emotions

Virgin? Haha. Don't be miserable, please.
Or at least, fix your detector.

lol @ sad people

lol @ virgin.

Until 7 years ago. So you failed.

ahahah

This guy comes up on ESR and brags losing his virginity.

of ALL sites.

HALERIOUS :DDDDD

It was a statement, not bragging.
It seems, even H4x0rs can be idiots sometimes. Kudos for that.
My belief in mankind was not in wain. : D

I'm a huge idiot yet you don't see me posting about losing my virginity

because you didn't yet :F

well played brotha, internet high five o/

>2012
>living on a disney movie
beta as fuck

I seriously pity sad people. Maybe it's not their fault, they were just unfortunate.
Maybe chatting about pessimistic bs filled with bitterness, and backing each other up gives a little bit of strenght to live on, that there're other people in the world who share the same misery.

Maybe I was just fortunate, I don't know. If I think it through, I really was.. I lived in a "dream" for 4 years, I was truly happy, but it ended because of my fault (the reason was not the common relationship-struggle, like cheating and such, I can say that much, nor it based on money).
After all has been lost, I realized, that maybe the only chance in my life to be happy just slipped through my fingers. (BTW she's still single to this very day - more than 2 years passed since then -, despite the fact that she's clever, pretty (she really is), funny and selfless. We both have our scar for life, not able to forget each other, but if we would try to go out with each other again, I guess it wouldn't be the same, which is frightening - for me, at least; so I chose the "easy" way out.) But I'm optimistic; if I was able to find this kind of happiness once, there's a chance that I can find it again. Maybe not in a perfect form like it was before, but something close to that - which would be more than enough.

This experience makes me believe that there's hope out there. I mean if you want more than an emotionless fuckfest (hey, that's a good thing too) every once in a while. If you don't want any more of that or you don't believe it's possible, it's fine with me.

" I realized, that maybe the only chance in my life to be happy just slipped through my fingers"

lol, grow up

Thats actually a pretty mature comment, i dated a girl when 21 and still to this day (34) she was the one i loved most, i still have a scar for losing her. I made many mistakes and learned a lot from the suffering that followed. Im now in a successful relationship for 9 years with daughter and all. But still somethig in my inside cant forget her.

As i said, you have to be pretty mature to make the comment he did, maybe not in the best forum tho ;)

"the only chance in my life to be happy"

Maybe he should go to some slums in Somalia and tell them his heartbreaking story, and how the only chance in his life to be happy just slipped through his fingers, and then he could record the last moments of his unhappy existence with his iPhone.

very interesting, please continue.
i seriously think any of us esr-rats could learn something from a 26 year old manga fan

Oh wait, by looking at his profile and then Youtube channel he is a mongoloid otaku. Why this doesn't surprise me? He's probably into furries aswell.

mongoloid is your dick sucking whore mother maybe ;)

I was actually agreeing with you and talking about nYmPhets, but it seems you are aspergers too.

no its just im hungarian too i dont like when romanians call us that way ;)

crock of shit, did you kill her family or something? that is the only reason you couldnt work out any issue,

she sounds fine, whats her number son? jamalz gotta get all freaky on that bitch

So you fucked one girl.

No wonder you're able to write something like:

Because I'm not an antifeminist and I want a soulmate too, whom I can have long and sophisticated conversations from time to time about various topics if I want to - not just a fuckmate.

>the only chance to be happy
>idealizing happyness on a girl
>implying she hasn't sucked on other cocks in these 2+ years
Confirmed for 12 year old.

i actually lol'd when he said "BTW she's still single to this very day"

G O L D
O
L
D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA

""why would you ever go for a smart girl with good looks?"

Because I'm not an antifeminist and I want a soulmate too, whom I can have long and sophisticated conversations from time to time about various topics if I want to - not just a fuckmate."

LOL. You really think that all the smart girls are femminists? To the contrary! If they are smart, they already know that femminists are female's biggest enemy....
And you think that a couple has to "have long and sophisticated conversations from time to time about various topics if I want to " or they must be "fuckmate"? Your future relations will be disasters, ensured.

Subscribed because shit just got real!

why can't i plus this?

lots of truth in this post

I agree, but if u got to marry her, she better be smart, cause u will end up with dumb kids. Kids usually get mother’s intelligence and is probably the main reason many rich and clever men end up with retarted kids (they have dumb model wifes).

never marry. marrying is a man made prison. she gets fat, she gets harpy, she gets jealous of other girlfriends with doctor husbands or big houses, she gets OLD. She cheats or divorces you anyway, the fuck?

it's just a fucking trap son. why do you want kids anyway? they are all little fucking monsters that will grow up to hate you no matter how good a father you is, and then they stick you in an old folks home and then you die alone

the fuck?

spend your youth fucking bitches (use condoms/get a vasectomy)
spend time with a bitch, have fun, don't lead her on but don't say 'ok ill marry you and start a family' most bitches want this but just keep dating them till they are 29 and then break up and go for something younger again

you gotta understand man, living to 80 is garbage the best years are 18-50 THAT IS FUCKING IT. Maybe you can get a family at 60+ you won't be able to play with your kids or whatever but you'll have a little fuck running around that looks like you at least.

I mean shit son, some guy spending 100 years doing nothing? Or some guy living to 50 and doing EVERYTHING worth while. It is all about how you spend your time that makes the difference.

why fuck that all up with marriage?

Explains my odd aim IRL.

source?

"Kids usually get mother’s intelligence"
AHaha, where do that comes from?

have read it somewhere and seems true irl

source or it is bullshit....
I've always heard that all the characteristics of a people derives from a mix from both the parents, with new characteristics that are also generated.

Never failz.

Yeah, thats why I see every weekend the uglies going out of the club with 2 hot bitches under their arms and all the hot swole guys crying inside about how hot girls only care about personality and money.

you spend your weekends at a 'club' ? lol, faggot

jamalz are u live in baltimore or near to that? =))

He cut his hair.

I think he had it before the haircut. And he's still ugly as fuk.

I heard he's got a big dick, for real.

Yeah I remember djWHEAT saying on a show that his creator had been quite generous.

I heard asian whores got cheaper, especially thailand ones

Good for him, she's lovely.

edit: stalking on facebook doesn't grant unlimited amount of asian girlfriends, try sorting that out first.

I went to see if esreality had a twitter and it basically said @Slasher

https://twitter.com/ESReality

I clicked on Slasher and there was the link. He has it on public and not private so he is the "Look im ugly as fuck and I have a 6.8/10 asian girlfriend" attention whore. Is not like I go to his Facebook on a daily basis.

lol u jelly

he is so jelly

Not jelly. Obviously another case of decent looking girl that goes with ugly dick because he is a "persona" inside a certain niche, while she gets hammered by dark, tall, handsome bros when he is shoutcasting Starcraft.

You wish :)

what is wrong with you

Pretty sure she has penis

By not having your winning personality.

So you think Slasher is a sore loser?

A "sore loser"? I think you picked the wrong adjective, buddy.

Anyway, i don't think he's a frustrated netoholic saying shit about people he doesn't know just to generate attention, and to validate his e-badassery in the cheapest way possible. You know, like some people in this thread.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

ukraine cannot into sarcasm

that is Germany, at least.

Let me educate you a bit:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sore%20loser

How the fuck would "sore loser" apply to anything i have said?

Oh, come on! So now I should explain my stupid joke based on word play to you? Better learn some more English and/or install spell checker into the browser you use now!

And yes, Poland cannot into humor.

Yes, no, yes.

1) No
2) Yes pretty please, then you will know that whining != winning
3) Ok, it somewhat can, but only a bit.

I'm confused. Are you implying that i mistakingly wrote "winning" instead of "whining"? You do know that "winning personality" is a phrase, right? You're not making any sense.

I think I gave you enough of my attention. Ciao.

Sure thing.

Just for the record, i know it was all a bad pun but i was bored and tried a little trolling by being annoyingly literal. I THINK I SUCCEEDED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha haha ha.

ha. :|

I have just hiered a team of linguistic experts and a crack team of stand up comedians to measure the levels of irony and sarcasm and decypher which one of you filthy eastern european fucks trolled who and why and when.

Update on the 10 o clock news

confidence I imagine, even a guy with a tree stump for a face can get a girl if he's confident.

teach me how to dougie

penis

jewish charms

The girl looks so sad ... in all picture ... maybe close to suicide.

Imagine realizing you thought you were a hot Asian but you end with slasher... The good part is that if she recovers from this, she will be invincible.

gl to her

:-)

Edit : Before she was more fun in pictures :

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...%20pew.gif

If shes the same, deffo slasher is making her a sad asian :(

maybe it's a ladyboy and slasher is the girlfriend?

i have a really hard time considering asian girls as hot : |

For the first time i totally agree with you.

try saying that when you've got one sitting on your face

shitting in your mouth* (japan only)

L-O-L

if you have a hard time how come you do not consider them hot?
Something doesn't add...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khrL9WYvHQU




You might wanna reconsider.

You also have her eating cake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfDWNscBok

her sleeping:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ68hGIO5XY&feature=related

takin a bath:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKKg5wVzC9Y

playin on ze beach with a huge ball:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8IrMwF_-I8


........... and countless of weird featured videos (cuz well, japan.)

meh, she isn't ugly, but i don't consider anywhere near a smokin hot girl :|, just my opinion tho, why would anyone care.

it's just an excuse for everyone else to enjoy confirming that they like asian chicks

because jap women are the best thing on earth?
+ your opinion is wrong!

she looks like she has penis

so much nolife and facepalm going on in this thread :D

What did you expect out of ESR?

not everyone can be a rapist =)))

Luckily some of us are freezingly cool to provide balance!

You used to look good in the Q3 days. What happened

fuck off little nolifer

i have no idea why, but i creased myself when i read this comment

chick has a nice fashion sense, maybe she could help him further than shaving his jewfro.

Apart from that, some dude gets some girl, who cares

some dude

I'd love to hear Jamerio's expert opinion regarding women.

oh god, don't bait him into this thread and turn it into another one of your tedious conversations about proving each other wrong.

okay.jpg

Rod's hung like a horse.

I am having problems grasping the visual imagery and why that would get him a hot asian gf :c

Fixed that for you

I censored it, since showing images of horse cocks are illegal in some countries

How did Slasher get a hot asian GF?

My guess is (correct me if I am wrong) that he asked a hot asian girl out for a date and then it went on from there? c:

I guess being banned from Quakecon has it's perks.

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash...8237_n.jpg

Hot as fuck bruv.

lol

Here's the obvious (and borderline NSFW) answer that some seem to have forgotten:



edit: damnit, why did he have to cut his hair :(

oh god

by taking her out of a napalm explosion

need i remind you ....she's asian.....thats not that hot...its only relatively hot......to other asians...

2/10 man

just saw pictures of her....and i gotta say....whats wrong with you....she's not hot...she's not even attractive

Yeah she's not hot, but she is for Slasher standards.

they on the same level imo

step 1: boil some water
step 2: ... whatever

Oh My God!

Da fuq... she's not even close to hot. You guys definately need to get out more...

2nd that!

>hot
>asian

pick one