Here you go: "Ron Weasley leaps off bookshelves in favor of esports commentary.".
Do you ever think about juxtaposing Harry Potter with 'gangster rap'? It would be like, "Harry potter be castin' spells, exploding snails, and flippin' Voldemort from heads to tails. Make it clap, Hermione. Don't be hatin', Voldemort yo.".
I bet, if you had a time machine, you could bring the Harry Potter books to 0 A.D., and today, Rapha would carry them around like they're real.
Mav_
