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madbringer

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I just pee'd (68 comments)

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Posted by madbringer @ 02:21 UTC, 8 November 2009 - iMsg

In a beer can at work. My hands are warm. It is glorious.

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17418 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 03:17 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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Liefje

at work? What kind of a job would allow you to drink beer and then piss in the can?

<< Comment #2 @ 04:10 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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baron Railgun - Reply to #1

he's public relations specialist

<< Comment #3 @ 04:17 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #2

:D spot on, actually!

<< Comment #45 @ 17:32 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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koOma - Reply to #2

i lol'd

<< Comment #6 @ 10:40 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #1

in Germany beer is called "Maurerbrause" for a reason ;)

<< Comment #8 @ 12:14 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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bzzd - Reply to #6

hahah, new to me;P

<< Comment #17 @ 15:26 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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Has3 - Reply to #8

same. but with this name he's obviously a pro :D

<< Comment #24 @ 09:04 UTC, 9 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #17

!!!

but you really didn't know it? Thought it was common term, like Asitoaster, Maurermamelade, Nuttenschleuder, etc... :/

<< Comment #26 @ 12:32 UTC, 10 November 2009 >>

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Has3 - Reply to #24

haha I know none of them xD

<< Comment #27 @ 12:36 UTC, 10 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #26

you must live a very secluded life :(

<< Comment #30 @ 19:41 UTC, 11 November 2009 >>

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bzzd - Reply to #27

what the schorf is maurermarmelade

<< Comment #33 @ 12:19 UTC, 14 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #30

mett

<< Comment #38 @ 18:18 UTC, 8 September 2010 >>

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boenk - Reply to #33

mit zwiebeln :x

<< Comment #39 @ 19:33 UTC, 8 September 2010 >>

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cityy - Reply to #33

METT
E
T
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16%

<< Comment #42 @ 11:21 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #39

one of the reasons i could never become a veggie.

<< Comment #43 @ 12:24 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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cityy - Reply to #42

Exactly.

<< Comment #55 @ 23:32 UTC, 13 September 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #42

german sushi?

<< Comment #14 @ 14:12 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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By $\0/$ fragerr - Reply to #6

german ppl is called nazis for a reason

<< Comment #15 @ 14:13 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #14

because foreigners need to show their stupidity?

<< Comment #19 @ 17:10 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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Vajra - Reply to #15

Seriously, I think he's borderline retarded.

<< Comment #20 @ 17:17 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #19

but bordering from the other side, right?

<< Comment #21 @ 19:52 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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.syL - Reply to #20

He probably strives for the terry pratchett approach: Crossing the border so far that he goes full circle

<< Comment #34 @ 21:53 UTC, 14 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #19

I think he's far behind the border, camping in a trailer, watching nascar all day and threatening people with a rifle when they approach him.

<< Comment #4 @ 04:27 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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By $\0/$ fragerr

omg.. r u noctis friend or what.. u look so similar to him

Edited by FRRAGERR at 04:27 UTC, 8 November 2009

<< Comment #10 @ 12:58 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #4

I don't look anything like him.

<< Comment #13 @ 13:14 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #10

al jourgensen from ministry?

<< Comment #66 @ 03:13 UTC, 2 January 2011 >>

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slowi - Reply to #4

he Is notcis tbh

<< Comment #5 @ 10:20 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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Raist

Hey its a hippy with a garden pot on his head!

<< Comment #7 @ 10:42 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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led

Nice so now you're next challenge is to jizz on the can.

<< Comment #9 @ 12:57 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #7

might be hard. Would be weird if my boss'd walk in on me wanking to a beer can. :s

<< Comment #12 @ 13:12 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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KekS - Reply to #9

then put a second one next to it - jerking off to cans is acceptable

12%

<< Comment #16 @ 14:38 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #12

*snert!*

<< Comment #18 @ 17:03 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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timmah - Reply to #9

Seems like you're implying that peeing into beer cans at work is totally accepted at your company.

That's awesome!

<< Comment #23 @ 01:38 UTC, 9 November 2009 >>

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erok - Reply to #9

Beer is so good though, honestly who hasn't wanked off to a good brew?

<< Comment #25 @ 11:56 UTC, 9 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #23

*sigh*

I really should have wrote 'into'.

<< Comment #11 @ 13:05 UTC, 8 November 2009 >>

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oreozz

jarate

<< Comment #22 @ 00:58 UTC, 9 November 2009 >>

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lalamoon

lol

<< Comment #28 @ 13:16 UTC, 10 November 2009 >>

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JCK

this remind me famous article about "pole with henry the hoover" style...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece

^^enjoy

<< Comment #29 @ 02:26 UTC, 11 November 2009 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #28

:DD

I'm a bit more crafty, though.

<< Comment #31 @ 21:04 UTC, 11 November 2009 >>

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micke - Reply to #28

women and vacuum cleaners are only good for two things, sex and vacuuming.

<< Comment #36 @ 17:31 UTC, 8 September 2010 >>

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r1ddler - Reply to #28

best part:

"The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear � ?a common practice in Poland?. "

:>>

<< Comment #32 @ 22:09 UTC, 11 November 2009 >>

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ShadyVoltaire

lolwut

<< Comment #35 @ 17:18 UTC, 8 September 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #32

lolwut

<< Comment #37 @ 18:02 UTC, 8 September 2010 >>

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becks - Reply to #35

esr totally lacks a "open random thread" option :D

<< Comment #40 @ 07:32 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #37

Who is need? ))) we are have fat scouse man and also ex-president of kyrgizistan ))

Edited by Kurmanbek Bakyev II at 07:32 UTC, 9 September 2010

<< Comment #41 @ 08:03 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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zkyp - Reply to #40

who isn't

<< Comment #44 @ 16:51 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #41

<< Comment #49 @ 15:05 UTC, 10 September 2010 >>

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zkyp - Reply to #44

(

<< Comment #50 @ 09:04 UTC, 11 September 2010 >>

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Anonymous (93.189.2.218) - Reply to #37

Why not make this the random open thread?
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1949742

<< Comment #54 @ 16:47 UTC, 13 September 2010 >>

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T1E - Reply to #50

LEAVE P0RT ALONE

if you try to communicate with him, he rolls the dice with his Q34a thing and tries to randomlynch you or shrink you, 50-50, he needs his own thread

<< Comment #58 @ 15:24 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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son1dow - Reply to #37

omg this is such a good idea

<< Comment #48 @ 21:53 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #35

Frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2010 Tem, meet frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2009 Tem.

:@

Edited by madbringer at 21:53 UTC, 9 September 2010

<< Comment #52 @ 16:22 UTC, 13 September 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #48

Prone to spontaneous fits of rage ? Why I never! I believe You have me confused with someone else, Good Sir.

<< Comment #53 @ 16:29 UTC, 13 September 2010 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #48

FP.S. DUCKING KURWA HOW DARE YOU I NOW KIDNAP YUO WITH MEINE SWITCHBLADE IN ASS I MASTAR OF ENGLISCH MIT AUDI LED LIGHTS I GANGATAR I FEED YUO SQUIRREL GOWNO FOR A WEEK THEN PULL YOUR TEETH OUT AND RAPE IN ASS AND SPERM FACE NO HOMO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KURWA TAK TAK SPADAM

Edited by Kurmanbek Bakyev II at 18:13 UTC, 13 September 2010

<< Comment #56 @ 08:34 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #48

it's been 8 hours since 2011, my middle finger on right hand cant stop bleeding and i'm frustrated with life, angsty and am prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage. Do i win some sort of "3 years in a row" medal?

<< Comment #57 @ 08:35 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #56

CRAPBRINGER YOU BETTER SAY I DO OR I CATCH PLANE TO WARSAW AND MOTHERFUCKING BUFFALO BILL YOUR ASS

<< Comment #60 @ 18:42 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #57

<< Comment #62 @ 18:48 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #60

fu foodbringer

<< Comment #46 @ 21:49 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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madbringer

This became a beautiful tradition for me.

<< Comment #47 @ 21:50 UTC, 9 September 2010 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #46

Life goes on, and the asshat baker across the street will keep wondering just what kind of a sick man keeps leaving beer cans filled with urine outside his shop's door. I hope the fucker took a sip at least once. :@

<< Comment #51 @ 10:02 UTC, 11 September 2010 >>

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Vajra - Reply to #47

hahaha

<< Comment #59 @ 18:35 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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ischju

mad means meal in Danish. so you basically bring food - however, i hope u dont pee in all the food u give to ppl.

<< Comment #61 @ 18:48 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #59

Thanks for the new nick for mad. (previously he was known as crapbringer (c) digit and "crazy harvest" (en->russian->english->chinese traditional->english->korean-> english translation of madbringer)

<< Comment #63 @ 20:54 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #61

Yeah, like that'll stick.

inb4 2 years later i officially changed my nick to it. :@

<< Comment #67 @ 15:21 UTC, 2 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #63

Inb4 frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2013 Tem. c:

<< Comment #64 @ 20:59 UTC, 1 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #59

Nej :@. Funny, but i've had like 5 people tell me that already during random pub matches in ql. o_o

I've also had countless Germans ask me if i'm German.

One guy, during my TFC days, kept calling me Zany Receiver. I think he was a bit touched in the head.

Mudbringi, Madbridge, Modbringer, Crapbringer, Gaybringer, Bedspringer and fuck knows what else - what is it about my nick that people keep pointing fingers at it? T_T

Edited by madbringer at 20:59 UTC, 1 January 2011

<< Comment #65 @ 00:35 UTC, 2 January 2011 >>

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ischju - Reply to #64

tissue?

(happens to a lot of ppl :p)

<< Comment #68 @ 15:22 UTC, 2 January 2011 >>

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ShadyVoltaire - Reply to #64

Mudbringi

I miss base dud :c

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