E$9,068 won by noctis (ESL EMS IV: noctis vs. k1llsen)

The match was sold!

Ever notice how some girlfriends are like governments? They're always telling you what you can and cannot do. They find ways to punish you if you 'disobey' them. Of course, you end up doing those things anyway, but you sneak around like a criminal so you don't get punished.

The whole system of government and girlfriends needs a serious over-haul. If they really loved you, they would want to be there with you, sharing in your joy, and ensuring you are enjoying responsibly. But no, they simply forbid the action (which always fails), because they don't love you, they want to control you for their own selfish reasons.