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TORTOISE!*UPDATE* (65 comments)

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Posted by hellomoto @ 15:20 UTC, 25 September 2006 - iMsg

My mum (she's senile) for some reason, just bought a female tortoise.

Need some suggestions with names!

So far we got
Toto (Sawhili for "little one", I didn't steal this from BCW honest)
Tilly (Short for Matilda bit gay!)

HELP US OUT!

*UPDATE*
Apparently it's now a MALE.
New names please! I'm a pain in the backside I know.
Toto still stands though!

<< prev next >>
2	3	4	5	6	7
8	9	10	11	12	13	14
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Edited by natzizzles at 15:08 UTC, 26 September 2006 - 19354 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 15:23 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

manic

Fooki!? I know someone will make and If-22 joke aswell ;)

<< Comment #57 @ 01:26 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #1

I had two cats named fooKi.. "fooKi" and "fooKi II" ;)

<< Comment #2 @ 15:28 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Aaron

jamerio

<< Comment #3 @ 15:41 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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zkyp

kdwag if it misses a leg

<< Comment #15 @ 16:28 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #3

lol

<< Comment #17 @ 16:40 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #15

is it funny to you when an animal is missing a leg?

<< Comment #60 @ 12:28 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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spyteman - Reply to #17

why do you think she's been thinking of an animal missing a leg?

<< Comment #61 @ 13:04 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #60

i'm assuming there's something to get.

<< Comment #63 @ 14:08 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #3

you meant kdawg if the tortoise is missing a brain.

<< Comment #4 @ 15:42 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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sudstah

Sabrina the tortoise
Nettle the tortoise
Sambuca the tortoise
teenage mutant ninja tortoise
Shelly the tortoise
Calcium Kid the tortoise

<< Comment #38 @ 06:09 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

By

link - Reply to #4

:D

<< Comment #5 @ 15:47 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

Thought this would be about the band :(

<< Comment #6 @ 15:54 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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hellomoto - Reply to #5

Ahhh sorry! No we got a nice little £195 tortoise that is 3years old! She stinks too...

more suggestions please!

<< Comment #34 @ 00:04 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #6

Call your tortoise shaggy!

No tortoises were harmed in this photo session, dird is the porn star doing the thrusting!

Edited by Exe at 00:06 UTC, 26 September 2006

<< Comment #10 @ 16:06 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #5

They are way too emo tbh

<< Comment #11 @ 16:09 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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daryl

what makes you think it's a tortoise?

<< Comment #7 @ 15:55 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Backstab

dird

<< Comment #8 @ 15:57 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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trinion

raphael
michelangelo
donatello
leonardo

just don't tell anyone that it's a female ... noone will notice anyway.

<< Comment #12 @ 16:11 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Bob - Reply to #8

.

Edited by Bob at 21:26 UTC, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #33 @ 23:49 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #8

u stole that from my teenage mutant ninja tortoise

<< Comment #9 @ 16:03 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

dezej the polish gypsy

TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<< Comment #13 @ 16:15 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 21:26 UTC, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #14 @ 16:24 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #13

you're pointless as a human being

<< Comment #58 @ 01:27 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #14

haha. rape!

<< Comment #16 @ 16:29 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Nicky

speedy!

<< Comment #18 @ 16:51 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 21:26 UTC, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #25 @ 19:29 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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dreg - Reply to #18

lol, that was funny

pimpin turtle

<< Comment #32 @ 23:48 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #18

is that you dird?

<< Comment #46 @ 13:01 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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wipeout - Reply to #18

that's rape

<< Comment #54 @ 17:42 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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Bob - Reply to #46

.

Edited by Bob at 21:26 UTC, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #48 @ 14:45 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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zeicon - Reply to #18

looooooool

<< Comment #19 @ 16:58 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

h3i

It's turtles all the way down.

<< Comment #64 @ 14:12 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #19

Humans in wheelchairs are brainy specimens.

<< Comment #65 @ 16:00 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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h3i - Reply to #64

We should just call them BrainChairs and avoid the confusion.

<< Comment #20 @ 17:00 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

I know but my mum seems to get an idea in her head and that's it. So she's wanted a tortoise for about 2years.. !
She wants to get a male one and breed them (issues).
I'd much rather have a mackerel tabby maine coon.

<< Comment #21 @ 18:06 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #20

i have a coon, he cuts the grass and brings me drinks.

<< Comment #23 @ 18:41 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #21

he's emo, right?

<< Comment #28 @ 20:36 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #20

maine coons die of heart attacks easily :'[

<< Comment #40 @ 07:24 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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hellomoto - Reply to #28

Yeh, whereas you're stuck with a tortoise for 200years! excellent

<< Comment #44 @ 11:34 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #40

lol :]

<< Comment #22 @ 18:17 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

Six16

turdles if it smells lol <@:)

<< Comment #24 @ 18:51 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

just call it tortoise, best word ever!!

<< Comment #26 @ 19:55 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

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Anonymous (84-12-175-70.dyn.gotadsl.co.uk)

Ashtray

<< Comment #27 @ 20:08 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

pinball-

Tyler Durden!

<< Comment #29 @ 22:10 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

endi

bubbles

<< Comment #30 @ 22:18 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

noob

*as in call it noob, or noobie

Edited by thelawenforcer at 22:19 UTC, 25 September 2006

<< Comment #31 @ 22:21 UTC, 25 September 2006 >>

By

Lazarus Taxon

<< Comment #35 @ 00:13 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

By

ashr

Paperweight. you can even use them as one.

<< Comment #36 @ 01:33 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #35

sif, theyll run off!

<< Comment #37 @ 02:49 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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ashr - Reply to #36

very very slowly :P

<< Comment #41 @ 09:23 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #37

faster then a rabbit m8!

<< Comment #47 @ 14:37 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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ashr - Reply to #41

haha so true

<< Comment #39 @ 07:17 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

By

danny

squirtle, blastiose or the other evolution of pokemon :P

<< Comment #55 @ 17:43 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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Bob - Reply to #39

.

Edited by Bob at 21:26 UTC, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #56 @ 10:07 UTC, 27 September 2006 >>

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danny - Reply to #55

ahh yes, for some reason warthog was the first thing that came to my mind O_o

I dont even like halo that much lol

<< Comment #42 @ 09:46 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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jaffeh

senile PROBABLY not the word youre after? lol

anyway, call her daisy! was also gonan say shelley but exe beat me to it !

<< Comment #49 @ 15:06 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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hellomoto - Reply to #42

No, really she's lost it.

<< Comment #43 @ 11:06 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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~turtle

<3 topic about me

<< Comment #45 @ 11:35 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #43

attentionwhore!

<< Comment #50 @ 15:06 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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hellomoto - Reply to #43

It's a tortoise, not a turtle!

<< Comment #51 @ 15:12 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

By

Backstab

for male: dird, tell her it means SUPERUBERCOOLMEGANICE or smth

Edited by Backstab at 15:12 UTC, 26 September 2006

<< Comment #52 @ 16:15 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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wipeout - Reply to #51

Nah, better tell her the truth right away or one day she might find out. And then it's going to hurt!

<< Comment #53 @ 16:53 UTC, 26 September 2006 >>

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koOma

Scruffy the rabies infested cat raper

<< Comment #59 @ 02:04 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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ashr

if it's male name it Sarge or Xaero..

Edited by ashr at 02:04 UTC, 30 September 2006

<< Comment #62 @ 13:17 UTC, 30 September 2006 >>

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Thorin

You had my post-rock hopes up you tease.

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