you should be shot for the title of this thread.

I think the nerdy '00' takes all the brutality out of the title

o rly?

i wanna see that :( headbanging ftw!!!

but i saw cannibal corpse + kataklysm not so long ago, so there ;)

Kataklysm, Vader, Destruction, Graveworm and a couple other play here in a month. also seeing vital remains, 1349, belphegor, impaled, necrophagist, emperor, celtic frost, etc soon.

AAAAAAAAAAAA EMPEROR!! /me loves emperor :(

yeah dude, emperor is one of my favorite bands, and i never thought id get to see them live. i flipped shit when i saw they announced -two- dates in new york city in july =p

frost won't be playing in 1349 this year :(

actually they announced he will be, but for their first and only US show, tony lorenzo of nile will be playing, which sucks =/. when satyricon came over, trym played instead of frost

Suffocation.. Cryptopsy.. N1!

Look forward to the photos. :)

\m/

you pain me

dont like metal? :<

i do, but the op'er is a wanker

moi?

oui.

why's that?

in every post, to me, you come across as one
=]

well its true for the most part, though maybe just more of an asshole than a wanker..damn brits

but im really not that bad =p

ok ;) i shall reevaluate and get back to you

good girl

get a room you two!

your mother is cordially invited

KINKY!

thats a threesome for slasher ;/

no kidding I didint understand what she meant at all!!
its joking on the internet, no need to give her the same sorta stuff back :P

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dude that guitarist looks like the sepultura lead singer now... not many blacks in metal.
oh and slasher saw ur picture on another gallery im getting long hair like that too soon1!! like, in a year :/ how long does it take to grow

man terrance (suffos guitarist) is so cool. when I roadied for misery index for a couple weeks, it was on tour with suffocation and behemoth. in montreal and quebec city, I swear terrance rolled at least 8 FAT joints straight, I've never been so high before. great guitar player

hmm, ive been growing my hair for a while(year or two), but i still get haircuts to trim it

cool :) will trim!

any stage diving btw? the stage looks pretty adequate for that :)
/stage diver + crowd surfer

when you get to a certain age, you grow out of death metal and realise how silly it is

hahaha :D

nah, thats only for people who actually take the imagery/lyrics seriously, or try to be as 'metal' as possible. theres just a lot of great riffing/drumming/musically oriented death metal

"theres just a lot of great riffing/drumming/musically oriented death metal"

True, im not metal man at all, but there are very talented performers and composers in that genre.

If heavy metal guys are composers then fuck it I'm a pro-gamer!

way to be dumb

You never heard ie Yngwie Malmsteen, do you?

Haha, Yngwie.

"I can play all your solos, but faster!"

That's someone to look up to. He's really something.

ur so below average its unreal. lol

What the fuck would you know? You listen to crap like Ma$e and goldie looking chain.

Holy shit!! Yes!! I've always wanted to see you destroy Jamerio :) n1 especially supporting metal too, respect.

So you don't normally read Booger's comments?

What afucking idiot. The orchestration of a lot of metal these days blows away alot of the great composers as many modern composers have noted.

how can anyone NOT take the lyrics seriously?
when a guy with his face painted white goes "GROWL OWL ROWR OWR GROWR RRROOOOARGHH", it just touches my soul.

That's black metal you mong.

well no.

only cause the paint, otherwise it's death.

ha ;D

That comment shows how little you know about the genre. And the fact that jamerio and two germans gave you a [+] makes it even more stupid. By the way do you own a macintosh?

rofl

handjob-4-life

Metal is tounge and cheek for 90% of people who listen to it. Listening to riffs that are fast, melodic, and make you want to run through a wall rather than tap your foot is the main thing. The lyrics about slaying dragons or about brutal ways of killing people just make it more fun. Dragonforce for example, is a total 100% tounge and cheek band, anyone who takes the music seriously will have every D&D set. Not all bands have to be like Gwar for you to know they don't really thirst for souls.

I do know that after some (un)lucky turns in life some people turn into average middle-class washed up trash, but just out of curiosity : What age exactly are you referring to, and when did expressing or going by primal instincts become an age-thing in the first place? Because if it's an age-thing, I suspect I must've either dodged it, or it's very very close. In the latter case, I'd rather borrow a gun and put some lead inside my head rather than live the rest of my life holding back on something.

if they are such great "composers" you'd think they'd use that same artistic ability to come up with better band names than "suffocate" or "impale".

what does their musical composition have anything to do with their band name?

sorry, but metal is one of the only genres, i would say the only genre, with the most typical, cliche, ridiculous band names. (maybe the other being some bubblegum-pop.)

hip-hop?

i farted.

Using slang doesn't make it any less ridiculous. At least metal uses proper english :o

why should an artist contrict him to someone elses language?!

He didn't say they shouldn't

that was me being sarcastic in a pretentious artsy sort of way.

wolfgang amadeus mozart is a better name than suffocation? just because its his real name and not a 'made-up' one? this is ridiculous metal composers arent fucking poets they make music you think they care about the verbal appeal of their band name?

Well Mozart didn't choose his name, don't be mean! :(

I believe they care about te appeal of their bandname their goal might be different than some popband but they care.

Don't think they jus randomly pick some word out of a book or something

of course they do because the names they pick so clearly paint or iconize themselves before you even hear their music.

Well of course many metal bands are very aware of theire image or verbal appeal. It's true that it's kind of cliche with metal band names, often you could guess it's a metal band from its name.

Who said metal composers can't be poets?

I'm a fan of metal btw, just tired of some of its cliche.

i'm not saying they can't be "poets", i'm just saying the names are a bit tired.

I didn't reply to you, I think we agree here :>

high five.

your name is so tiring. trying so desperately hard to make your name sound cool when it's just ordinarily a fucking SCOTT.

i wonder, if mozart was around these days, what "band name" or whatever he would have picked for himself... i bet it woulda been pretty darn silly

THE MOZARDS!

DY MUND

Suffocation and Immolation rocks!

Nice, I saw the Suffocation/Cryptopsy/Aborted show a little while back. Good stuff!

OMG liek dis sh0 was s0 br00tal lawl. j00 guyz shud hav seen it!!!1 LoL rawk 0n \m/

fintroll rofl

SLIPKNOT! WAIT AND BLEED! WAIT AND BLEED! *FALCETTO*

I know alot of people love metal and think it's the greatest invention since the wheel. but I can't really get it. I love noise just as much as the next guy (or more) but it's too damn agressive and fast.

I have absolutly nothing against metal, I can listen to it without crying.. but it sounds just as musically dead as hip-hop.

no hate, really. I'm glad you like it and you had a good time. I just don't understand it. care to explain?

Like everything you have to give it time to grow on you I guess. I mean I bet given a month of just listening to hip-hop/rap I could become a fan :/

to compare slipknot to any real metal bands is blasphemy

blasphemy, sounds like a good name for a metal band.

They already disbanded a couple of years ago, but I'm sure there's a few dozen other bands with the same name.

sLiPkNoT ? ROFL

Hmm, so what songs in this genere would people claim are artistically and musically ingeniously composed?

Everything by Opeth for example.

I'll just dll a random song then, and if it sux i won't bother dll another one and blame it on the one i picked cuz you couldn't be assed to state a fav. one

Just get the drapery falls. Should have been more specific maybe since some of their stuff isn't metal :o

aight

:D

Opeth isn't brutal death metal, but you can check out a kinda brutal death metal band with the same vocalist from Opeth called Bloodbath I guess.

Try something along the lines of Nile - Back Seeds of Vengeance, Cryptopsy - Grave of your fathers.

Akerfeldt quit Bloodbath :( They had the singer from Hypocrisy for the second album. And I personally would rather recommend In Their Darkened Shrines by Nile as it is the better album :o

Yea I knew he quit, and I was referring to the song, not the album for Nile. Feel free to recommend a better song if you would like :)

Unas Slayer of the Gods is a personal favorite :o

Bit sleepy got the name wrong :(

Death metal will do, but black metal is lolololololo ;D

I used to listen to a lot of this kind of stuff 3 years ago, especially when I got to know some tr00 underground metal fans and bands.. But then I changed school and got to know some 'normal' ppl and realized how silly this metal thing image is ;)

Nothing against metal itself. I even have some autographed cd from Vader ("Lithany" afair) somewhere and listen to some doom/goth/symph from time to time.

But when you look at death metal and then try to listen to like G'n'R or even Satriani then you will realize that it's completely diff level of art.

BTW, Satriani live in my city for free in the old market square on 1st July!!!!!! Too bad I'm gonna be in Paris for ESWC at that time :/

Guitar wank a different level of art? Don't think so mate.

ps. rock > metal

no