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TF2 shortens Holyhell rounds and buffs Zombie Pyro (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:44 UTC, 17 October 2026 - iMsg

Valve's 16 October Team Fortress 2 update changes Holyhell and six Zombie Infection maps. The patch installs automatically when the game is restarted.

Holyhell's round timer is reduced to five minutes, with shorter respawn waves. The team that loses the middle point gains respawning spells on its side, while gargoyles now spawn near middle. The map also receives visual fixes and optimisation work.

Zombie Pyro's melee damage rises from 45 to 65. Sticky Spew applies a 20% movement slow, with another 20% while standing in its enlarged puddles. Pyro's death explosion now deals 50 damage and causes afterburn.

Zombie Sniper's Spit cooldown falls from nine seconds to six. Other fixes address invisible player models in DirectX 8, Zombie Engineer beacon placement, excessive Zombie Spy damage and slow movement after using abilities.

Source: Valve patch notes.

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ESIC replaces 2xplayN suspension with lifetime ban (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:44 UTC, 17 October 2026 - iMsg

ESIC announced on 16 October that Palkovics "2xplayN" Tamas is banned for life from covered ESIC and member competitions in any capacity, replacing the three-year suspension imposed in the NOMERCY match-manipulation case.

The revised sanction follows public posts showing apparent cash alongside comments about the findings, betting payouts and a return to competition. ESIC found that his conduct during suspension constituted further integrity breaches. The lifetime ban removes his previously scheduled April 2029 return, with no cooperation-based reduction applied to the new sanction.

ESIC explicitly stated that the photographs alone do not establish that the money shown came from match-fixing. The commission also said it would refer the sanctioned conduct to Valve, government agencies and law enforcement.

Source: ESIC.

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Steam beta separates DLC and seasonal achievements (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:36 UTC, 17 October 2026 - iMsg

Valve has introduced achievement sets in the Steam client beta, allowing developers to group achievements for a game's base campaign, DLC, seasons or other content separately.

Each set tracks its own completion progress. In games that adopt the feature, additional DLC or seasonal achievements can sit outside the base-game set, so players can retain that set's 100% completion without earning every later addition.

The redesigned achievements page brings progress information together and allows direct comparisons with up to three friends at once. Support depends on developers organising their games' achievements into sets; the change does not automatically separate every game's existing list.

The feature is currently available through the Steam client beta.

Sources: Valve announcements, PC Gamer.

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Bloodrun adds Slash with Crouch Slide and Plasma Trail (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:36 UTC, 17 October 2026 - iMsg

Bloodrun's 16 October build adds Slash as a playable gladiator, bringing Crouch Slide and Plasma Trail from her Quake Champions counterpart.

Holding crouch on landing starts a slide that preserves movement speed. Her active ability lays a damaging plasma trail, with three seconds to place it and another three seconds to trigger its explosion. Bots can also use both abilities.

The update refreshes four arenas and adds a HUD arc near the crosshair to show ability information, including Slash's slide charge and Angel's countdown to invisibility. A new Setup > Gladiators section provides ability effect settings.

Existing players can install the build through the Bloodrun launcher.

Sources: Bloodrun changelog, Plus Forward.

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Strongsage wins Estoty #222 for his 14th title (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:36 UTC, 17 October 2026 - iMsg
United States of AmericaStrongsage won Estoty Duel Tournament #222 in Quake Champions on 16 October, beating Germanyk1llsen 3-1 in the grand final. It is his 14th title in the series and his first since #219.

Strongsage beat RussiabaSe 2-0 in the upper semifinals, then defeated k1llsen 2-0 in the winners final. k1llsen returned to the final with a 2-0 win over baSe, who finished third, but lost the rematch against Strongsage.

Strongsage remains fourth on the series' all-time winners list, behind baSe with 70 titles, RAISY with 47 and Keltz with 33.

Source: plusforwardPlus Forward.
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QuakeWorld one-day 2v2 cup set for October 24 (1 comment)
Posted by Demiurge @ 00:24 UTC, 16 October 2026 - iMsg

The US Doom and Quake Community will host a one-day QuakeWorld 2v2 tournament on Saturday, 24 October.

The format is double elimination, with best-of-one matches and a best-of-three grand final to keep the cup within one evening. Maps are assigned by round. The pool is Ultrav, ZTNDM3, Aerowalk, Bravado and DM2.

Signups are through the community's Discord; see the organiser's announcement for the signup link.

Source: US Doom and Quake Community announcement.

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Church of Quake hosts Sacrifice cup on October 24 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 00:24 UTC, 16 October 2026 - iMsg

Church of Quake will run an online Quake Champions 4v4 Sacrifice Tournament Edition cup on Saturday, 24 October. Players sign up individually, then captains select teams through a snake draft. The advertised prize pool is $150.

The first 32 signups are guaranteed places, making eight teams. Further signups go on reserve unless the field reaches 64, allowing sixteen teams.

The bracket is double elimination. Upper-bracket matches and the lower final are best of three, other lower-bracket matches best of one, and the grand final best of five.

Players must join the Church of Quake Discord. Coverage is planned on the community's Twitch channel, and other casters are welcome to contact the organisers.

Links: Sign up, Twitch.

Source: Church of Quake, including Discord and current signup links.

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k1llsen wins fifth EGB QC duel title at Cup #11 (2 comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 00:24 UTC, 16 October 2026 - iMsg
Germanyk1llsen won EGB QC Cup #11 on 11 October, beating United States of AmericadramiS 3-2 in the grand final. Sixteen players took part in the online Quake Champions tournament. The $75 pool paid $60 to k1llsen and $15 to dramiS.

k1llsen did not lose a series. He beat creeep_06487 2-0, NRAV 2-0 and RussiaSt0n3 2-1 before taking the winners final against dramiS 2-0. dramiS returned through the lower final with a 2-1 win over BelaruscYpheR, then lost the rematch. cYpheR finished third and ArgentinaYup fourth.

It is k1llsen's fifth title in the EGB Quake Champions duel series. SwedenKeltz and United States of AmericaStrongsage have three each.

Source: plusforward Plus Forward results, report.
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Frontier opens Quake Live one-map cup for October 24 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 00:24 UTC, 16 October 2026 - iMsg

Frontier One Map Cup #1 will take place in Quake Live on 24 October. The tournament uses one new map throughout, with its name and practice servers due to be released on 19 October so everyone has the same preparation time.

Registration is open on the Frontier website. The prize pool has not yet been announced. Cyber, Input and Steemorol are organising the event, with coverage planned on cyb3rway's Twitch channel.

Links: Registration, Twitch, Frontier Telegram.

Source: 250FPS.

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Steam improves startup and adds Big Picture options (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 21:43 UTC, 15 October 2026 - iMsg

Valve released a Steam client update on 13 October with improved startup performance and new options for Big Picture mode. The update downloads automatically.

Big Art Mode adds a larger artwork presentation to the home screen and can be enabled under Settings > Home. The Recommended tab also gains the Personal Calendar.

Big Picture now supports screensavers under Settings > Customization. The default slideshow can display artwork from recently played games and recent screenshots. A bouncing Steam logo is the other built-in option, and custom screensavers are supported too.

The update also changes startup behaviour so the Steam main window avoids taking focus if another window was activated during startup or login, and fixes the onscreen keyboard failing to work on its first desktop invocation.

Sources: Valve - Steam Client Update, October 13, PC Gamer.

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Thunderpick opens in Malta; Falcons reach playoffs (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 21:43 UTC, 15 October 2026 - iMsg

The Thunderpick World Championship 2026 began in Malta on 14 October, with eight CS2 teams competing for a $1 million combined player and club prize pool. The event runs through 18 October.

All four opening series ended 2-0: 9z beat Aurora, Falcons beat Ninjas in Pyjamas, Legacy beat PARIVISION and FURIA beat BETBOOM.

On 15 October, Falcons beat 9z 2-1 to secure a playoff place. Aurora stayed alive by beating NIP 2-0, eliminating the Swedish organisation's team from the event.

The group stage uses two four-team double-elimination groups, with two teams from each advancing. Group matches and playoff semifinals are best of three; the grand final is best of five. The winners receive $500,000, split equally between player prize money and the club share.

Sources: HLTV event guide, opening-day results, Falcons qualify, NIP eliminated, Liquipedia, PR Newswire.

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Modern Warfare 4 skips Game Pass at launch (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 21:43 UTC, 15 October 2026 - iMsg

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 launches on 23 October as a separate purchase and will not be included with Game Pass at launch. Activision confirmed on 15 October that Game Pass availability is planned for Holiday 2027.

Digital pre-orders include campaign early access from 16 October and DMZ early access from 20 October. Existing Call of Duty titles, including Black Ops 7, Black Ops 6 and Modern Warfare III, remain available to Game Pass Ultimate subscribers.

Sources: Activision, GamesRadar.

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Epic launches Linux preview, plans Fortnite support (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 21:42 UTC, 15 October 2026 - iMsg

Epic released a preview of its rebuilt Epic Games Launcher on 14 October for Windows, macOS and, for the first time, Linux. It includes a redesigned library, connections to other PC game libraries and more detailed download management.

Epic describes the client as "vibe coded" and claims a cold start to the store is 46% faster than Steam. That is Epic's comparison, not an independent benchmark here. The client is still a preview with a limited feature set.

Fortnite is not available on Linux yet. Epic is rebuilding its anti-cheat implementation as EAC Linux v2 and working with distribution maintainers before bringing the game over. Fortnite will be the first pilot, with support for other developers to follow after validation.

The requirements include TPM 2.0, Secure Boot and signed kernels and modules. EAC Linux v2 uses existing kernel security features, eBPF and a service active during protected games, rather than installing its own kernel module. Steam Deck does not currently meet the requirements; Epic says it is talking with Valve about future support.

Sources: Epic Games Store, Epic Online Services, PC Gamer.

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Richard "Levelord" Gray has died (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 21:42 UTC, 15 October 2026 - iMsg

Richard "Levelord" Gray, the level designer known for Duke Nukem 3D, Quake: Scourge of Armagon and SiN, has died. Apogee Entertainment announced his death on 13 October.

Gray joined the Duke Nukem 3D team after making Doom maps. After Duke shipped in 1996, he co-founded Hipnotic Interactive, later renamed Ritual Entertainment. His subsequent credits included Star Trek: Elite Force II and Counter-Strike: Condition Zero.

Apogee founder Scott Miller recalled hiring Gray after seeing his Doom levels, and paid tribute to his talent, dedication and willingness to help other designers. John Romero was among the developers who also paid tribute.

Sources: Apogee Entertainment, PC Gamer.

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LG Train - lightning gun tracking trainer for ioquake3 (No comments)
Posted by grinya @ 10:43 UTC, 14 October 2026 - iMsg
Rules
- Lightning gun only, infinite ammo, no pickups.
- Hits heat the target instead of damaging it. At full heat the target gibs. Default: 20 consecutive hits (~1 s).
- Heat drains quickly once the beam is off.
- Heat is shown as a shell on the target and a bar under the crosshair.
- Tuning: g_heatPerHit, g_heatCoolDelay, g_heatCoolRate.

Play
ioquake3 +set fs_game lgtrain +map q3dm6 +addbot sarge 2

Requires ioquake3 and retail Quake 3 data.
Download: github.com/amaslakov/lgtrain/releases
Source: github.com/amaslakov/lgtrain

Online play works, but there is no lag compensation.
Based on rx-mikkel's instagib fork. Feedback welcome.
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Quake3e #3 (No comments)
Posted by Cyrax @ 08:13 UTC, 14 October 2026 - iMsg
Download Link

This is a modern Quake 3 engine to play and host Quake III Arena mods, delivering fixes and updates over years.

Key features:
* Countless usability, netcode, security, performance, memory usage improvements
* Optimized OpenGL renderer
* Optimized Vulkan renderer
* Unified physics between 32 and 64-bit systems, minimized mispredictions with original VQ3
* SOTA-level fast and secure QVM implementation for x86/x86_64, armv7l/aarch64, powerpc64 platforms
* Best-performer from legacy hardware to modern systems with Vulkan support
* No fake frames, No RT, no DLSS and similar disrupting and performance tanking stuff
* Can still run on Win98, widest possible OS compatibility is an explicit intent

I wouldn't bother to do even brief listing of hundreds of changes being made since last announcement, just visit download link and leave your questions/suggestions/code, as usual.

Support Ukraine
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Ai Bot (3 comments)
Posted by cloned @ 21:44 UTC, 13 October 2026 - iMsg
Not sure where else to go with that stupid idea but,

@elonmusk DeepMind beat StarCraft and Quake 3 CTF, but nobody has ever dared to build an AI for the ultimate 1v1 psychological chess match: Quake Duel. Limit Grok's aim and reaction time to human pro levels and let it face @liquidrapha on Blood Run / Campgrounds. As an OG Quake player yourself – can xAI solve 1v1 Arena FPS?“

Like I would definitely watch that match. Also feel free to adjust the message.
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Site summary for week ending 09 Oct (No comments)
Posted by ESReality @ 23:00 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg
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AMD says FSR 4 reaches laptops and handhelds in 2026 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:21 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg

AMD says FSR 4 will reach APUs, gaming laptops, and handhelds by the end of 2026. Jack Huynh, who runs the company's computing and graphics group, told Korean press, including The Elec, that the machine-learning upscaler is moving off discrete cards and onto the rest of the lineup.

The plan is two tracks. Existing APUs get a lighter model built for integrated graphics. New APUs, still not named, are meant to run FSR 4 natively. Huynh said the light model is aimed at image quality and low latency on chips that cannot carry the desktop version.

FSR 4 launched on RDNA 4 desktop cards. RDNA 3 desktop cards picked it up later. Official support for RDNA 2 desktop cards, the same generation as the Steam Deck, was already set for 2027, and this briefing did not say that date moved. Valve has talked about FSR 4 on the Steam Machine. It has not committed the Steam Deck.

Source: The Verge

Edited by Demiurge at 19:36 UTC, 11 October 2026 - 482 Hits
Squadron 42 opens Steam wishlists for Q2 2027 (1 comment)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:21 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg

Cloud Imperium Games put Squadron 42 on Steam on 10 October. Wishlists are open. The page lists a planned release of Q2 2027, and no price. Chris Roberts moved the target out of late 2026 so the single-player game would not land in the same window as Grand Theft Auto VI.

It is a standalone story in the Star Citizen setting, year 2945, on StarEngine. You enlist as a rookie in the UEE Navy, live on a capital ship, and the brief is space combat, fighting on foot, stealth, and time with the crew. The cast, on performance capture, includes Mark Hamill, Gary Oldman, Gillian Anderson, Henry Cavill, Ben Mendelsohn, and Andy Serkis. The game has been in development for more than a decade.

The Steam minimum is Windows 11, a quad-core back to an Intel Sandy Bridge i7 or an AMD Bulldozer, 16 GB of RAM, a DirectX 11.1 card with 8 GB of VRAM, and 150 GB of disk. The recommended column only says a 64-bit processor and operating system.

Source: Steam and Eurogamer

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Garriott takes the Ultima copyrights back in 2027 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:21 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg

Richard Garriott says the Ultima copyrights return to him in 2027. He sold Origin Systems, and the series with it, to Electronic Arts in 1992. The last mainline game was Ultima IX in 1999.

US copyright law lets an author terminate a transfer 35 years later. No money changes hands. The author has to give a year's notice. Garriott says he wrote to EA in April and told them he was taking the copyrights back. They wrote back that they know the law and will act accordingly. He says the two sides are now in active talks about whether there is anything to do together before the date.

What he says he could do, once the copyrights are his, is re-release the earlier Ultimas or make a sequel. Neither is a project yet. He has most of a year to decide what the return actually means.

Source: VGC

Photo: Richard Garriott at the 2018 Game Developers Conference, by Game Developers Conference, CC BY 2.5, resized. Wikimedia Commons.

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GTA 6 leaker threatens a full playable build (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:21 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg

A full playable build of Grand Theft Auto VI is not public. The person or group posting as Cyberleek says that can change.

On 10 October they posted an offer. If a memecoin tied to the name hits a $30 million market cap, "the build goes out - full story mode, played to the end, credits and all." Take-Two can stop it, the post says, with physical discs and a public apology. No outlet has the file, and Rockstar and Take-Two have not answered this one.

Footage under the same name has been out since 18 August. Rockstar called those clips heartbreaking on 26 August and kept the 19 November release. This week the account was credited with about 25 minutes more, including first-person driving and mission scenes. Rockstar has not said that newer cut is theirs.

The disc demand is aimed at a decision Rockstar already made. Boxed copies ship with a download code, not a disc. Strauss Zelnick has compared discs for a game this size to vinyl. Standard is $80, Ultimate is $100, on PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S. Preload starts 12 November.

Take-Two subpoenaed Microsoft, Discord, Google, and X in August while it looked for who had the footage.

Source: Forbes and GamesIndustry.biz

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k1llsen wins Estoty #221 from the lower bracket (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:04 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg
Germany k1llsen won Estoty Duel Tournament #221 on 9 October, beating Russia baSe 3-2 in the grand final. 18 players, online. The $100 pool paid $40 to k1llsen, $25 to baSe, $15 to Sweden Keltz, $10 to Argentina maxter, and $5 each to Russia St0n3 and Czech Republic Thri11er.

Double elimination: best of three up top, best of one in the lower bracket, best of five in the final. The map pool was Awoken, Blood Covenant, Blood Run, Corrupted Keep, Ruins of Sarnath, The Molten Falls and Vale of Pnath.

k1llsen beat Kazakhstan 1eroy 2-0. His winners-bracket match against baSe is scored -1:0. From the lower bracket he beat Russia PepCo 1-0, Russia Artemka 1-0, St0n3 1-0 and maxter 1-0, then beat Keltz 2-1 in the lower final.

baSe reached the final without a series loss, including a 2-1 over maxter and a 2-0 over Keltz, and started the grand final a map ahead. k1llsen won three of the four maps played and took the series 3-2. It is his fifth Estoty title. baSe still leads that list with 70. Keltz finished third, maxter fourth.

United States of America Strongsage came in as the top seed, rated 2441, and finished 13th. His matches against Russia Coffee by Tomo and PepCo are both scored -1.

Source: Toornament
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Keltz wins NAQCL #76 for a 14th title (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:04 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg
Sweden Keltz won NAQCL Duel Tournament #76 on 10 October, beating Argentina maxter 3-0 in the grand final. 12 players, online, ping uncapped. The $100 pool paid $50 to Keltz, $30 to maxter and $20 to United States of America dramiS.

Double elimination: best of three, best of one in the lower bracket, best of five in the final.

klyb's winners-bracket opener is scored 0:-1. Keltz then beat Argentina Yup 2-1 and dramiS 2-0, and closed the final in three maps.

maxter beat Germany Rohm 2-0 and lost the winners semi 0-2 to dramiS. His lower-bracket matches against Czech Republic Thri11er and Yup are both scored -1. He beat dramiS 2-1 in the lower final and lost the rematch 0-3. dramiS finished third. Yup was fourth. Russia St0n3 and Thri11er were joint fifth.

The title is Keltz's 14th, and his fourth win in the last five. He won #72, #73 and #74. United States of America Strongsage ended that run at #75 on 3 October, 3-0 in the final. dramiS still leads the series with 32 titles. Strongsage has 11, and was absent from the #76 field.

Source: Church of Quake
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AGENT beats ash, wins EGB Cup #71 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:04 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg
Russia AGENT won EGB Cup #71 on 10 October, beating Russia ash 3-1 in the grand final. 12 players, online. The pool paid $55: $44 to AGENT, $11 to ash.

Double elimination. Upper-bracket matches were best of three, lower-bracket matches best of one. The final went to four maps.

AGENT did not drop a series. He beat Russia rell 2-0, Germany k1llsen 2-0 and Belarus cYpheR 2-0, then took the final 3-1.

ash beat Russia pavel 2-0 and lost the winners semi 0-2 to cYpheR. From the lower bracket he beat Russia cherepoff 1-0 and k1llsen 1-0, then beat cYpheR 2-0 in the lower final. cYpheR finished third, k1llsen fourth. cherepoff and Russia dazator were joint fifth. pavel and rell were joint seventh.

The map pool was Aerowalk, Battleforged, Bloodrun, Delirium, Furious Heights, House of Decay, Silence, Sinister and Toxicity.

This is AGENT's second cup in a row, and his fifth win in the last six regular Quake Live duel cups. He won #65, #66, #67 and #70. cYpheR won #68. Cup #69 was TDM 2v2, won by pavel and Nitrino.

Source: EGB
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Fog takes third 250 FPS S6 qualifier (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 19:04 UTC, 11 October 2026 - iMsg
Belarus Fog won 250 FPS Season 6 Qualifier 3 on 11 October, beating Russia dazator 3-0 in the grand final. The prize is a Division 1 slot, the third of four.

17 players, online. Double elimination: best of one in the lower bracket, best of three in the upper bracket, best of five in the final. The map pool was Aerowalk, Battleforged, Bloodrun, Cure, Delirium, Furious Heights, Hektik, Lost World, Silence, Sinister and Toxicity.

Fog did not drop a map. He beat Belarus BLR_BY 2-0, Ukraine Radist_dk 2-0, Lithuania fire_bot 2-0 and dazator 2-0, then closed the final 3-0.

dazator beat Poland STING 2-0, Russia St0n3 2-0 and Russia rell 2-1, lost the winners final, and beat fire_bot 2-1 in the lower final. The rematch was over in three maps. fire_bot finished third. rell was fourth: 2-1 down to dazator in the winners semi, then 0-1 to fire_bot on the way back.

Fog missed the Season 5 top eight. He went out 9th-12th in qualifier 1 on 27 September and finished third in qualifier 2 on 4 October, where Russia ARSENY beat him 2-1 in the winners final.

Eleven of the twelve Division 1 places are filled. Fog joins Russia H3LLDOWN, ARSENY and the eight invites: Russia AGENT, Belarus cYpheR, Germany k1llsen, Russia cherepoff, Russia pavel, Russia ash, baksteen and Sweden Spart1e. Qualifier 4 is on 18 October.

Source: EGB
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Dark Ages adds free Slaughter Mode in November (1 comment)
Posted by Demiurge @ 16:38 UTC, 6 October 2026 - iMsg

id Software will add a free Slaughter Mode to DOOM: The Dark Ages - Revelations in November. Game director Hugo Martin announced it on the 1 October Slayers Club Live. There is still no day inside the month. It is free for Revelations owners, and it is not in the base game.

A run is endless and single-player. Rounds escalate, and the demons, bosses, and arenas are randomized. The mode keeps a personal best by score and by round reached. id said it has no backend, so there is no global leaderboard.

Every ten rounds is a checkpoint, where you cash in skulls earned on the way there. Cosmetics unlock as you go, and weekly challenges add another score to chase. The stream pitched it as a place to keep using the Revelations combat, Chain Spear included, past a campaign replay or an Ultra Nightmare and Pandemonium run.

The base game already has the Ripatorium, the arena where you pick the demons yourself. Slaughter Mode deals the fight, and the run has no set end.

Source: Slayers Club Live (IGN)

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ARSENY takes second 250 FPS S6 qualifier (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 16:38 UTC, 6 October 2026 - iMsg
Russia ARSENY won 250 FPS Season 6 Qualifier 2 on 4 October, beating fire_bot 3-0 in the grand final.
15 players. The prize is a Division 1 slot.
He did not drop a series: 2-0 WPHK1991, 2-0 rell, 2-0 Radist_dk, then 2-1 Fog in the winners final.
fire_bot lost 0-2 to Fog and came back through the lower bracket.

Ten of the twelve Division 1 places are filled.
He joins Russia H3LLDOWN and the eight invites: Russia AGENT, Belarus cYpheR, Germany k1llsen, cherepoff, Russia pavel, Russia ash, baksteen and Sweden Spart1e.
The last two qualifiers are 11 October and 18 October.

250 FPS put him 5th in the EGB ranking, with 3 wins in Season 5.

Source: 250 FPS
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Germany wins the QL European Nations Cup (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 16:38 UTC, 6 October 2026 - iMsg
Germany won the QL European Nations Cup after the TDM leg on 4 October.
Three online Sundays: CTF on 20 September, duel on 27 September, TDM on 4 October.

Russia Russia won TDM and beat Germany Germany 2-0 in the grand final.
Germany were second, the United Kingdom UK third, Sweden Sweden #1 fourth.
Russia went 12-0 on maps.

Germany finish on 24 (CTF 7, duel 10, TDM 7).
Russia are second on 16 (1, 5, 10). The UK are third, also on 16 (10, 1, 5).
Sweden #1 are on 10.
Benelux Benelux 6, Slovenia Slovenia 4, Denmark Denmark 3.
Poland Poland, France France, the Czech Republic Czech Republic and Sweden #2 are on 1.
Spain Spain finished on 0.

A different nation won each leg: the UK in CTF, Germany in duel, Russia in TDM.

The community pool is 500 euro.
Germany take 250 (200 for the title, 50 for the duel).
Russia take 150 (100 for second, 50 for TDM).
The UK take 100 (50 for third, 50 for CTF).

Source: House of Quake
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Astralis win Stake Ranked, first LAN since 2019 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 16:38 UTC, 6 October 2026 - iMsg
Astralis beat Nemiga 3-1 in the grand final of Stake Ranked Episode 4 on 4 October in Barcelona.
The pool is $100,000. First is $25,000. Nemiga take $17,500.
Mirage 13-6, Ancient 10-13, Nuke 13-5, Cache 13-7.

They lost the opener 1-2 to Alliance, then won five straight: FaZe 2-1, BIG 2-1, fnatic 2-0, Luminosity 2-1, Nemiga 3-1.

It is the first LAN title since the BLAST Pro Series Global Final in 2019 in Bahrain.
A different roster won Copenhagen Gaming Week in January 2024, a showmatch.

Denmark Staehr was 66-49 in the final (1.41), the series high, and 1.27 for the event.
Denmark jabbi posted 2.30 on Mirage.
Staehr was 2.02 on Nuke and took an ace clutch on Cache.
It feels nice to finally lift a trophy.
Poland NEO, to HLTV. He took the coach job in the summer.

HLTV has Astralis back in the top 10 for the first time since June.

Source: HLTV
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Site summary for week ending 02 Oct (No comments)
Posted by ESReality @ 23:00 UTC, 4 October 2026 - iMsg
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250 FPS adds a QL Season 6 Division 2 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 15:47 UTC, 3 October 2026 - iMsg

250 FPS will run a 10-player Division 2 next to Season 6 Division 1. The field is the best qualifier finishers who miss a Division 1 slot and can play. Round robin, five matches played each week, then the top six in a double-elimination playoff.

The playoff pays $300: $120 / $80 / $60 / $40. First and second also get a Division 1 invite for next season. Division 1 stays at 12: eight invited from Season 5, four from the qualifiers. H3LLDOWN took the first. The other qualifiers are 4, 11 and 18 October. No group-stage start date.

Source: 250 FPS

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phaze and rapha win EGB Cup 2v2 #4 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 15:47 UTC, 3 October 2026 - iMsg
phaze and United States of America rapha won EGB Cup 2v2 #4 on 27 September, beating DesiRo and Thri11er 3-1 in the grand final. They did not lose a series. $100: $70 / $30. dramiS and Strongsage finished third.

Upper bracket: 2-0 bukster and GaRpY, 2-0 anger and labur, 2-0 dramiS and Strongsage. DesiRo and Thri11er lost 1-2 to dramiS and Strongsage, beat them 2-0 in the losers final, and lost the rematch 1-3.

rapha's third straight EGB 2v2 title, each with a different teammate: Germany k1llsen in #2, Argentina maxter in #3, phaze in #4.

Source: EGB
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maxter wins Estoty #220 for a tenth title (1 comment)
Posted by Demiurge @ 15:47 UTC, 3 October 2026 - iMsg
Argentina maxter won Estoty Duel Tournament #220 on 2 October without losing a series, beating Sweden Keltz 3-1 in the grand final. Tenth title, one behind ZenAkU. Keltz, third all-time with 33, finished second. $100: $40 / $25 / $15 / $10 / $5. Strongsage finished third, St0n3 fourth. 1eroy and Thri11er tied fifth.

Upper bracket: 2-1 Coffee by Tomo, 2-0 St0n3, 2-1 Strongsage, 2-1 Keltz. Keltz beat Strongsage 2-0 in the losers final and lost the rematch 1-3.

Source: Estoty
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AGENT beats k1llsen twice, wins EGB Cup #70 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 15:47 UTC, 3 October 2026 - iMsg
Russia AGENT won EGB Cup #70 on 3 October without losing a series. He beat Germany k1llsen 2-1 in the winners final and 3-0 in the grand final. $50: $40 / $10. Russia ash finished third.

Upper bracket: 2-1 Russia rell, 2-0 ARSENY, 2-1 k1llsen. k1llsen beat Sweden Spart1e 2-0 and ash 2-0, lost the winners final, then beat ash 2-1 in the losers final and lost the rematch 0-3.

Source: EGB
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[Looking beta testers] Dinoblast — defrag in your browser (4 comments)
Posted by Poliakov @ 14:32 UTC, 2 October 2026 - iMsg
Hi everyone,

I'm building Dinoblast, a movement game in the spirit of Quake and defrag: strafe jumping, bunny hopping, double jumps, rocket jumps... except you play as a dinosaur. It runs straight in the browser, nothing to install:
https://dinoblast.net

A short early gameplay clip: gameplay.mp4

What the game is about today: racing (runs)
- Timed maps: straight line, slalom, ramps, circle, gaps, mazes...
- Ghosts of the best times, so you can see the lines other players take.
- A world leaderboard per map, with an auto-generated nickname (you can change it).
- Configurable keys, sensitivity and FOV, AZERTY friendly.

Work in progress
- FFA against bots: weapons to pick up (rocket launcher, railgun, lightning gun, poison grenades...), health and armor.
- Online duel.
- And, if there are enough players, TDM and CTF.

What I'm looking for
- Feedback on how the movement feels: speed, jumps, air control, rocket jumps.
- Bugs and performance issues (please mention your GPU / CPU and browser).
- Anything confusing or frustrating in your first minute of play.
- Ideas for race maps.

Under the hood
The engine is written in Rust compiled to WebAssembly, with a home-made WebGL2 renderer and a deterministic simulation at 125 Hz (replays and ghosts play back the exact same run). Optimization is a design goal, not an
afterthought
: a stable 60 fps on an Intel iGPU at 1080p, 144 fps on a mid-range GPU at 1440p, and the whole game stays under 20 MB downloaded. Every texture and model has a budget, and anything over it is refused. A good share of the
assets (textures, dinosaur models, sounds) comes out of a local generation pipeline: image, image-to-3D and audio models running on my own machine, then touched up by hand.

Feedback on Discord: https://discord.gg/dr5cJX36B

Thanks in advance, and happy running! 🦖
Edited by Poliakov at 14:36 UTC, 2 October 2026 - 1700 Hits
The Trickster Cult Presents: Sessions - Episode X (No comments)
Posted by TheTricksterCult @ 01:43 UTC, 2 October 2026 - iMsg



0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: - (0 votes)
A diligent exhibit. Quake III Arena: DeFRaG freestyle compilation. Episode 10 is out now!

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1.6 Competitive 5V5 Matchmaking + FFA (No comments)
Posted by keenplify @ 22:16 UTC, 30 September 2026 - iMsg
If you miss and want to play Counter Strike 1.6 5V5, I have built a matchmaking/launcher! I am aiming to compete with Fastcup at this point.

We have a pretty new set of servers with pretty new faces who do it for the love of oldschool CS. This is compatible with whatever and wherever you get your CS 1.6.

Please try 1.6 Competitive
https://www.papamo.dev/16competitive

We have servers North America, SEA, India, and Europe East!

See you in game!
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Dinoblast, a free fast FPS that runs in the browser (2 comments)
Posted by Poliakov @ 08:33 UTC, 30 September 2026 - iMsg

Dinoblast

I've been working on Dinoblast, a fast FPS that runs in the browser: no install, no account. dinoblast.net

Movement

  • Movement inspired by QuakeWorld-style strafe jumping and bunny hopping
  • Physics at a fixed 125 Hz, independent of your framerate
  • An in-game bunny hop tutorial takes new players from 300 to 1500 u/s

Race mode (the current focus)

  • Trackmania-style: you race against your own ghost and the ghosts of the top 5 players on each map
  • World leaderboard per map, and every run is replayed on the server from its inputs before it's accepted, so there are no spoofed times
  • 8 race maps so far, including a maze

Coming next

  • More maze maps, each adding one twist: multiple floors, traps, water, teleporters
  • New race map mechanics: moving platforms, swimming, laser gates, and a track along the back of a giant diplodocus
  • Bots and FFA
  • Online duel, if enough people are interested

It's a solo project, still rough around the edges. I'm looking for feedback from people who know how movement should feel: acceleration, air control, anything that feels off.

Discord link is on the site.

Edited by Demiurge at 15:08 UTC, 3 October 2026 - 1048 Hits
Walmart sends four RTX 5070 Ti cards for one (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:43 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg

Reddit user deadmanwonderland_23 says a $1,099 Walmart order for one MSI GeForce RTX 5070 Ti 16GB arrived as four. They are the Frieren edition, listed at $1,259 on MSI's own store, so the four boxes are a bit over $5,000. The post shows four identical cartons. Walmart has not confirmed the shipment, and the buyer has not said whether the extra three were reported.

Source: Reddit

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GTA 2 gets path tracing, 27 years late (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:43 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg

Modder gebdag has put path tracing on Grand Theft Auto 2, the 1999 top-down game. GTA2 RTX Remix, on Nvidia's RTX Remix, lets fires, explosions and gunfire cast light, adds a day-night cycle and 16:9, and aims frame generation at 60 fps. GTA 2 does not speak DirectX 9, so two DLLs translate. A copy of the game is still required. Rockstar gave version 9.6 away in 2004. Any GeForce RTX card can run it. A 4070 or faster is the suggestion.

Source: Tom's Hardware

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Nvidia trailer thieves get 40,000 pounds of sand (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:43 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg

Thieves in Fremont, California took two PlusAI trailers because they had Nvidia logos on them. They got about half a mile, then opened the doors. Each trailer held 20,000 pounds of sand, 40,000 pounds in all. PlusAI packs the trailers that way so its Nvidia-backed autonomous trucks can practice hauling freight. The computers were in the cabs, which stayed in the warehouse. Police recovered both trailers with the sand still in them. No arrests.

Source: Wired

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pavel and Nitrino win EGB Cup #69 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:30 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg
Russia pavel and Nitrino won EGB Cup #69 on 26 September, the first QL TDM 2v2 under the pairing ban. They did not lose a series and beat Germany k1llsen and Sweden Spart1e 3-1 in the grand final. $100: $70 / $30. Belarus cYpheR and Russia rell finished third.

Upper bracket: 2-1 k1llsen and Spart1e in the winners semi, 2-1 cYpheR and rell in the winners final. k1llsen and Spart1e came back through the losers over ash and koMnoT, Russia AGENT and KAK_AGENT, then cYpheR and rell, and lost the rematch 1-3.

Source: EGB
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H3LLDOWN takes first 250 FPS S6 qualifier (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:30 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg
Russia H3LLDOWN won 250 FPS Season 6 Qualifier 1 on 27 September, beating sCoopY_ 3-1 in the grand final. He did not lose a series: 2-1 sCoopY_ in the opener, then 2-0 Troolz, ARSENY and Radist_dk. sCoopY_ came back through the lower bracket and lost the rematch 1-3.

The win is the first Division 1 spot. Nine of the twelve places are filled. He joins Russia AGENT, Belarus cYpheR, Germany k1llsen, Russia cherepoff, Russia pavel, Russia ash, Netherlands baksteen and Sweden Spart1e. The other qualifiers are 4, 11 and 18 October. The group stage has no start date.

Source: EGB
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Germany wins QL Nations Cup duel, leads by 6 (2 comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 13:30 UTC, 28 September 2026 - iMsg
Germany Germany won the QL Duel Nations Cup on 27 September. Germany k1llsen did not lose a series. He 2-0'd Slovenia, Sweden Sweden and Russia Russia in the upper bracket, then beat Sweden Spart1e 2-1 in the grand final. Silence was the only map he dropped: Bloodrun 3-2, Silence 3-11, Sinister 5-4.

Russia Russia, Russia ash and Russia pavel, finished third. They lost the winners final 0-2 to Germany, then the lower final 0-1 to Sweden.

Germany has 17 points after two legs (7 from second in CTF, 10 from this duel). The United Kingdom UK is second on 11. Sweden has 7. Benelux Benelux and Russia have 6. 4v4 TDM is 4 October. Germany takes the overall title with third or better there, whatever the UK does. The UK is the only team that can still pass them.

Source: House of Quake
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Site summary for week ending 25 Sep (No comments)
Posted by ESReality @ 23:00 UTC, 27 September 2026 - iMsg
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Visit to Tokyo japan (13 comments)
Posted by Eric @ 12:47 UTC, 26 September 2026 - iMsg
would i have anything that happened in my trip to be any interest to the community of ESR.

I have twice to land upon Narita airport. Once was NEX and another Keisei. you must know Tokyo metropolitan choices of train could be JR, Toei and metro.

i have felt an end to my gaming interest. And again would it have anything to do with ESR to a good question and argument.
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Facebook Quake group with 16k users (No comments)
Posted by gSTRUCTOR @ 23:47 UTC, 24 September 2026 - iMsg
Sup guys, just wanted to share that theres a "Quake Community" facebook group with 16k users. But they dont share anything about the big cups, streams, etc.

I made some posts about them but they never got approved,yet the admins post and approve shit like "Oh look i found a broken Quake 1 disc in the atic".

Supposing 50% of those 16k check the group here and there, its a lot of eyes. We need majored posts about the important competitive stuff still happening there.

Ive tried and failed, so if you got ideas or a facebook account and want to try something, DO IT!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/quakecommunity
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id layoff call lasted about 50 seconds (8 comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 18:55 UTC, 23 September 2026 - iMsg

Andrew Willis, a producer on Doom: The Dark Ages and its Revelations expansion, described the July id Software layoff call in an interview with Kiwi Talkz.

Staff were told not to come into the office. About 95 people then got a Teams invite. Cameras off, chat disabled, everyone muted except Marty Stratton.

I received a Microsoft Teams invite, there were about 95 of us, no cameras on with chat disabled, everyone muted except Marty Stratton. He took about 50 seconds to say that if you were on this call, your positions were eliminated. He said it wasn't a reflection on our performance.

He said that was the last direct word from id or Microsoft for many of them, and that people were not allowed back in to collect their things.

Source: Kiwi Talkz

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EGB Cup #69 splits the top 2v2 pairs (2 comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 18:55 UTC, 23 September 2026 - iMsg
EGB Cup #69, the sixth QL TDM 2v2 in the series, is Saturday 26 September at 11:00 UTC. $100. Double elimination. Winners semis, winners final, lower final, and the grand final are bo3. The other rounds are bo1.

Russia AGENT, Russia ash, Belarus cYpheR, Russia pavel, and Latrommi can play, but none of them can team with each other. Each has to pick a partner from outside that five. AGENT and ash won TDM 2v2 #4 and #5, so they cannot defend the title together.

Maps: Almost Lost, Bloodrun, Campgrounds, Devilish, Hidden Fortress.

Source: EGB
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250 FPS sets four QL Season 6 qualifiers (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 18:55 UTC, 23 September 2026 - iMsg
250 FPS has set four Quake Live qualifiers for Season 6. The winner of each one takes a group-stage spot. The group stage start is not set, and the season dates are marked approximate.

Qualifier 1 is Sunday 27 September at 11:00 UTC. Then 4 October, 11 October, and 18 October, all at 11:00 UTC. Double elimination: lower bracket bo1, upper bracket bo3, grand final bo5.

Already in from the Season 5 group-stage top eight: Belarus cYpheR, Russia AGENT, Russia ash, Russia pavel, Germany k1llsen, Russia cherepoff, baksteen, and Sweden Spart1e.

Source: EGB
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Quake Champions switches from F2P to paid app on steam (No comments)
Posted by Teen Queen @ 18:34 UTC, 23 September 2026 - iMsg
1.31 Point release introduces new way to play the game, plenty of major changes or plain removals of "DLC" content.

Today’s update marks a new chapter for Quake Champions as we transition the game from a free-to-play service to a paid application on Steam. Along with 30 Seasons worth of content to enjoy, all Champions are now unlocked for everyone, and most vanity content is available to equip. Battle Passes and microtransactions have been removed. Quake Champions is now available for one low price on Steam. No additional content updates are planned at this time. If you previously played Quake Champions on Steam, the new version will appear in your Steam Library at no additional cost.

Full changelog can be found here:
Changelog

Edited by Teen Queen at 18:36 UTC, 23 September 2026 - 848 Hits
UK wins QL CTF European Nations Cup (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 17:48 UTC, 21 September 2026 - iMsg
United Kingdom United Kingdom won the QL CTF 4v4 European Nations Cup on 20 September, the first leg of the Fall Nations Cup. They went 5-0 in the Swiss, 10-3 on maps, and beat Germany Germany 2-0 in the grand final: Japanese Castles 3-2, Infinity 2-1. Benelux Benelux finished third, Denmark Denmark fourth.

11 teams. Five Swiss rounds from 13:00 UTC Sunday, playoffs the same night. Semis: UK 2-1 Denmark, Germany 2-0 Benelux.

CTF points toward the overall cup: UK 10, Germany 7, Benelux 5, Denmark 3. Poland, Russia, France, and the Czech Republic each took 1.

Duel is Sunday 27 September. 4v4 TDM is 4 October. The three events combine for the Nations Cup title.

Source: Plus Forward
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cYpheR 4-3s k1llsen, wins EGB Cup Final #3 (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 17:48 UTC, 21 September 2026 - iMsg
Belarus cYpheR won EGB Cup Final #3 on 20 September, beating Germany k1llsen 4-3 in the grand final. $500: $300 / $100. ash third.

The field was the top eight from the weekly cups: Russia AGENT, k1llsen, cYpheR, ash, Spart1e, pavel, ARSENY, H3LLDOWN. Two groups of four. In Group A, ash, AGENT, and pavel each beat one of the other two 2-0, so one-map tiebreakers decided it. ash and AGENT advanced. In Group B, k1llsen went 3-0 and cYpheR finished second at 2-1.

k1llsen beat AGENT 2-1 in the winners semi and ash 2-1 in the winners final. cYpheR lost 0-2 to ash, then beat AGENT 2-1 and ash 2-0 from the lower bracket.

The final moved to Sunday. k1llsen could not play late Saturday. He started the best-of-seven a map up. cYpheR won four of the six maps played: Silence 10-7, Aerowalk 13-7, Toxicity 12-4, Furious Heights 12-1. k1llsen took Sinister 5-2 and Battleforged 8-5.

Source: Plus Forward
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SyncError stops work on Quake Champions (No comments)
Posted by Demiurge @ 17:48 UTC, 21 September 2026 - iMsg

Adam "SyncError" Pyle told the official Quake Discord on 20 September that he is no longer working on Quake Champions updates. The four-week return that started 31 August, to finish 1.31, is over.

On 18 September he had stopped new code and was only answering QA tickets for features already in testing. This goes past that. A player suggested more changes for 1.31. He replied:

I'm no longer working on QC updates.

Asked whether to retire the Discord channel, he posted a farewell GIF and added:

Everyone's dad dies eventually. It's time for me to leave you.

He said the dad is dying. Turns out he was just dying to leave.

No replacement developer is named. He has not said whether 1.31 ships, or whether it is the last QC update. That build still drops the Store, Battle Pass, and paid currencies, and unlocks most vanity.

Source: Plus Forward

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Site summary for week ending 18 Sep (No comments)
Posted by ESReality @ 23:00 UTC, 20 September 2026 - iMsg
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<< Comment #1 @ 21:59 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
embroglio! voted: melachi, embroglio, tBonOEn3noen

edit: *.ru & *.il, Majestic too

edit: q3 IT'S A POLL ON ESR WITH Q3 IN IT SO IT HAS TO WINetc.

edit: bubble and george
Edited by embroglio! at 23:11 GMT, 13th Dec 2003
<< Comment #27 @ 03:28 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Nobles3 Drexciyian  - Reply to #1
Your losing =[
<< Comment #122 @ 14:12 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Europe pisk  - Reply to #27
nope, he's tied with q3 - that has to mean something!
<< Comment #2 @ 22:00 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By ^__^ pinball- 
free icecream if you are voting on embroglio!!
<< Comment #3 @ 22:09 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By BLUEman's Avatar BLUEman 
BLUEman.
<< Comment #45 @ 14:07 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #3
no, that would be
BLUEman++
<< Comment #186 @ 21:20 UTC, 3 January 2006 >>
By Sweden luKrek  - Reply to #45
BLUEman '
actually
<< Comment #188 @ 22:16 UTC, 27 October 2008 >>
By l0wfly funnyb  - Reply to #186
no just BLUEman
<< Comment #191 @ 22:52 UTC, 29 October 2008 >>
By Sweden luKrek  - Reply to #188
fuck
<< Comment #4 @ 22:19 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By cow avatar by spyteman steg 
where are fanboys?:(
<< Comment #5 @ 22:20 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #4
.ru and .il
<< Comment #110 @ 10:23 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #5
What do the Israeli's have to do with all this?
<< Comment #118 @ 13:36 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #110
mission from god and his friends?
<< Comment #128 @ 17:51 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #118
Heh, no-one trusts the jews. Hah, tough.
<< Comment #6 @ 22:22 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
I think it's only fair that the user who is top at a certain pre-determined date (let's make it Christmas Day for fun) gets banned. Sort of like an election in reverse. =)
<< Comment #51 @ 16:36 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Nuke Explosion Buckminster  - Reply to #6
Agreed let's ban carmac from ESR...
<< Comment #52 @ 16:50 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 kjafefjaes  - Reply to #6
man you could probably just type a dot and get plusses :D
<< Comment #53 @ 16:58 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #52
.
<< Comment #59 @ 19:39 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #53
That was a pretty good dot, but I've seen better.
<< Comment #62 @ 20:53 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #59
.
<< Comment #140 @ 22:30 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #62
2. dude, you own :)
<< Comment #84 @ 17:44 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 kjafefjaes  - Reply to #53
this dot is sponsored by me
<< Comment #113 @ 11:49 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Mav9l1ty  - Reply to #53
Oh c'mon! You should be the most annoying ESR user because of those dots! :))) But if it gives You pluses... let me try then :)

.
<< Comment #139 @ 22:29 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #53
dude, you own :)
<< Comment #164 @ 10:49 UTC, 25 December 2003 >>
By ^LittleEvil666^ zr0  - Reply to #53
I just plussed you cause i wanna ban you :) Hope you feel ALOT better now.
<< Comment #165 @ 10:49 UTC, 25 December 2003 >>
By ^LittleEvil666^ zr0  - Reply to #53
I just plussed you cause i wanna ban you :) Hope you feel ALOT better now.
<< Comment #205 @ 22:41 UTC, 25 April 2011 >>
By clawo Liam  - Reply to #53
Let's get this S up to 100%
<< Comment #75 @ 10:45 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #52
.
<< Comment #105 @ 08:56 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Japan YaoiSama  - Reply to #75
you don't deserve a plus for that one.
<< Comment #111 @ 10:34 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #105
·
<< Comment #112 @ 10:37 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #105
See the difference? :P . ·
<< Comment #114 @ 11:50 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Mav9l1ty  - Reply to #112
Let's try something else:

,

:)
<< Comment #152 @ 21:14 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride elputo  - Reply to #114
o_O
<< Comment #7 @ 22:23 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black dys50r 
wheres bubble?
<< Comment #8 @ 22:25 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #7
Bubble is now known as 'ip-184.net-81-220-104.nantes.rev.numericable.fr'.
Edited by THERAILMCCOY at 22:25 GMT, 13th Dec 2003
<< Comment #69 @ 06:41 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white dreg  - Reply to #8
he is also known as a spastic
<< Comment #125 @ 17:16 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By linux exxxie  - Reply to #69
you mean scope type :D
<< Comment #158 @ 19:05 UTC, 21 December 2003 >>
By France Bou  - Reply to #7
dtc
<< Comment #9 @ 22:35 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By -nepal- fooKi 
wtf embroglio rox
<< Comment #90 @ 21:34 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By wutai logo 0.2 (c) inu falkieri  - Reply to #9
isn't embroglio some kind of pasta?
<< Comment #166 @ 03:35 UTC, 26 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #9
and u sir, are quite THE COCK!
<< Comment #10 @ 22:37 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom simonb 
that recent major of me HAS to be teh most annoying :))

grinning like a drunken fart. hohoho
<< Comment #11 @ 22:43 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By United States of America iverson 
my vote is d33
<< Comment #12 @ 22:49 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Hmmms, quake 3 is not winning. If I put embroglio in the CXG poll...
<< Comment #13 @ 23:12 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #12
Just swap the names. :(
<< Comment #104 @ 08:39 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By ozna (blue) Rap1d  - Reply to #12
ok u got my vote.
u stole my idea of this poll, for the plusses only i bet.
I demand them back! give me my [+]!
:)
Edited by Rap1d at 08:48 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #106 @ 09:11 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #104
Uh, what. Who are you? :)
<< Comment #141 @ 22:32 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #106
He is Rap1d, and he has the OZN avatar. Beware !
<< Comment #167 @ 03:36 UTC, 26 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #141
lol, ozn what a bunch of fucktards they were...
<< Comment #14 @ 23:56 UTC, 13 December 2003 >>
By boatclub tom 
why isnt that lexx guy on there?
<< Comment #22 @ 01:48 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By xtreme ReapeR^  - Reply to #14
He thinks he's a Russian, so vote for *.ru + *.il ;>
<< Comment #23 @ 02:16 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #22
which will win hands down.
<< Comment #35 @ 11:24 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By sloveniaAF FTY  - Reply to #14
I question that too!
<< Comment #15 @ 00:14 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya 
why am I not there? I'm not bitchy enuff? I'll work on that =/
<< Comment #16 @ 00:17 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Beer! pontape  - Reply to #15
you're just plain boring
<< Comment #17 @ 00:26 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya  - Reply to #16
my mom said i was cool =/
<< Comment #18 @ 00:38 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Brazil rorshack  - Reply to #17
That's what happen when you put cheese on everything
<< Comment #21 @ 01:00 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya  - Reply to #18
no way, cheese > *
<< Comment #19 @ 00:52 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By United States of America immortal 
bubble is the biggest idiot here.
<< Comment #20 @ 01:00 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Sweden Hunn  - Reply to #19
I just think they didn't specify the poll enough to get everyone to understand. I agree with you tho.
<< Comment #76 @ 10:46 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #19
He was, maybe :P Banned now..
<< Comment #150 @ 15:00 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
Now thats a relief :)
<< Comment #24 @ 02:23 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Canada Ms.X 
you forgot about megan..
<< Comment #25 @ 02:47 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #24
If I wanted to add megan I could add kdawg but it's not fun with given winners. Hell, I already added q3.
<< Comment #81 @ 15:18 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #25
Add K-Dawg!
<< Comment #85 @ 17:44 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #81
Hmm, someone deleted his posts. It wasn't me!
<< Comment #26 @ 03:18 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black h3i 
i didnt vote coz i love everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69
<< Comment #70 @ 06:43 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white dreg  - Reply to #26
it was a hard decision for me, and i decided not to vote, until that is... i saw bubble in the list
<< Comment #73 @ 10:24 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #70
lol, vote for me...you know you want to? Just look at my nick... doesn't that just make you get really irritated?
<< Comment #168 @ 03:38 UTC, 26 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #70
same for me when i saw george, god damn i hate the cpl bullshit he comes out with. HE DESERVES BANNING!
<< Comment #28 @ 03:53 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge 
pls add h3i to the poll
<< Comment #29 @ 04:10 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black D i M a 
vinkieeeee!!!!!
Nicole (R.I.P.)
MindsEye (R.I.P.)
<< Comment #91 @ 22:01 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By v1 vinkieee  - Reply to #29
hey wtf? what u using my name for!
<< Comment #154 @ 01:49 UTC, 18 December 2003 >>
By Canada MindsEye  - Reply to #29
i'm still here bitchdog!
<< Comment #30 @ 04:31 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride icewolve 
tbonER - writes an essay when a simple yes or a no will do for the answer.

he gets my vote

schwing!
<< Comment #38 @ 12:15 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By cooller skint  - Reply to #30
lol!
<< Comment #74 @ 10:26 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #30
I really agree with you you know. I really just cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP. I wish I could...but I can't, i wish I could kill myself, but I'm too much of a cunt that has to make everyone suffer before I die, oh well! till next time!

Love Tyrone
<< Comment #194 @ 14:20 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #74
almost six years :(
<< Comment #195 @ 14:28 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #194
Whhhhyy! cringe! So embarrassing.

I have to say that I have grown up a bit :D
<< Comment #196 @ 14:30 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #195
are you named Tyra now?
<< Comment #197 @ 14:37 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #196
....no? I'm confused, why are you asking me that?

And just for the record my nick is spelt so funny because there are like 4 billion tbones. *ahem*
<< Comment #198 @ 14:55 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #197
just a wild guess :]
<< Comment #217 @ 11:38 UTC, 29 April 2026 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #198
*nervous laughing 17 years later*
<< Comment #199 @ 21:36 UTC, 2 November 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #197
I SAW ONE OF THEM ON SOME SORT OF ONLINE COMPUTERGAME
<< Comment #31 @ 07:58 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba 
w00t im not included \o/
<< Comment #32 @ 09:08 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Belgium RaZa 
melachi

.
<< Comment #33 @ 09:55 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Vote me for president!

Woh, I passed embroccoli. Though I admit, I'm not what I used to be.
<< Comment #40 @ 13:22 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #33
We've peaked. :(
<< Comment #34 @ 10:08 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
btw everyone here is shiddy shid and i hate you all shiddy nerds !!!!!


good lord, I lost it.
<< Comment #36 @ 11:51 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Sweden sampo 
where's "cha.bellsouth.net" and/or "shawcable.net" ? :)
<< Comment #56 @ 18:16 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset gnarf  - Reply to #36
because we'd then have an absolute winner so that the whole poll would be irrelevant :D
<< Comment #93 @ 23:05 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Sweden sampo  - Reply to #56
true :D
<< Comment #37 @ 12:03 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By England pickle 
carmac is in the lead - i see the readers of esr do have brains after all.
<< Comment #39 @ 13:15 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Sweden shingo 
I voted Carmac since he is sane.
<< Comment #41 @ 13:22 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Denmark light 
how do you vote for cs?
<< Comment #42 @ 13:58 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By XSR text Kage 
is *.ru = lexx , polosatiy , etc etc?

i vote for if22's fanboy umayr (umayr thinking about if22 : he loves me , he loves me not , he loves me , he loves me not , he loves me .. bah fcuk that i dont love him.... =))))))) and a close second has to be the CPL basher..or melachi..or hmm damn this poll is tough.... you get a + for the poll.
<< Comment #43 @ 14:02 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
rofl!!

what about brandan.. and therailmccoy
<< Comment #78 @ 13:52 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba  - Reply to #43
rail ownz :>
<< Comment #44 @ 14:06 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
OMG>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOW ME SOME LOVE.. lol..
<< Comment #46 @ 14:08 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge 
umm, add umayr to the poll as well
<< Comment #66 @ 22:23 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #46
umm, he's been in since the start.
<< Comment #116 @ 12:45 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #66
I didnt care when i posted that. I only said that because of the previeus post =p
Edited by Yeltsin at 12:57 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #119 @ 13:44 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #116
"I dont think he was when i posted that. I only said that because of the previeus post anyway =p..."

Haha, I caught you pre-edit!
<< Comment #126 @ 17:32 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By linux exxxie  - Reply to #119
just voted for you for being so cocky

=)
<< Comment #134 @ 20:23 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #119
lol, i edited that because i realized i didnt see him BECAUSE i didnt care, so no reason in quoting the evolutinary inferior remark =p
<< Comment #47 @ 14:09 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon 
Looks like it's a close call between Carmac and the le.. .ru guys.

I'm surprised this poll hasnt provoked anything yet ;P
Edited by Septik at 14:29 GMT, 14th Dec 2003
<< Comment #48 @ 14:37 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By XSR text Kage  - Reply to #47
oh just wait , cyberfight will "update" soon =) ( eh lexx?)
Edited by kageman at 14:38 GMT, 14th Dec 2003
<< Comment #67 @ 22:46 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By sloveniaAF FTY  - Reply to #48
Well the news is old, cyberfight is not about old news, you know >:).
<< Comment #54 @ 17:34 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #47
Will it help my cause if I say I am half Russian?
<< Comment #57 @ 18:55 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #54
You'll get the combined results, making you the ultimate winner.
<< Comment #58 @ 19:10 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #57
And to think I wanted to [+] RAIL's comment :D.
<< Comment #144 @ 01:22 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Nobles3 Drexciyian  - Reply to #47
Damn why wasnt u on this list
<< Comment #145 @ 01:47 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #144
Probably the fact that I don't associate with people like you.
<< Comment #49 @ 14:50 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
plz add anonymous
<< Comment #50 @ 16:17 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Denmark brescia 
where is bubble? :(
<< Comment #60 @ 20:19 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white majix  - Reply to #50
...and the pseudo-intellectual "pseudo-intellectual"?!
<< Comment #64 @ 21:04 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black pseudo-intellectual  - Reply to #60
a vote for me is a vote for prosperity.
<< Comment #55 @ 17:49 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs 
Id like to see raccoon and seven added to the list as well. ;)
<< Comment #72 @ 07:48 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
I'd like to see santa clause with his top off.
<< Comment #77 @ 11:38 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs  - Reply to #72
cool!
<< Comment #127 @ 17:35 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
<< Comment #61 @ 20:43 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
Oi, 'bout me?!
<< Comment #68 @ 00:51 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs  - Reply to #61
You're not annoying enough, you just think you are.
<< Comment #107 @ 10:06 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride UNR-Lord Rab  - Reply to #68
I'm not?! Cool, I knew you all loved me
<< Comment #92 @ 22:19 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By United States of America Maz1nger  - Reply to #61
you went out in a big whimper.
<< Comment #108 @ 10:07 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride UNR-Lord Rab  - Reply to #92
Assfuck?
<< Comment #149 @ 13:46 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Unset gnarf  - Reply to #108
Is this an invitation?
<< Comment #120 @ 13:54 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #61
Head back into the idling cave now!
<< Comment #63 @ 20:56 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 wocK_ 
emb :P
<< Comment #65 @ 21:45 UTC, 14 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
wiky
<< Comment #71 @ 07:43 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Carmac plotted with Ms.X to get this off the frontpage!
<< Comment #79 @ 13:53 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba  - Reply to #71
hax!
<< Comment #80 @ 14:49 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom Six16 
d3c4y voted: melachi


thats all i have to say on this matter.
<< Comment #83 @ 17:37 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #80
Somehow I forgot to add you to the poll!
<< Comment #94 @ 00:11 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom Six16  - Reply to #83
tbh, i wonderd where i was 2.
<< Comment #82 @ 15:42 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx 
Voted: BLUEman, simonb and bubble obviously. The rest is not nearly irritating enough. I stopped irritating myself at people's obvious stupidity so I only get upset if I spot a post by one of the aforementioned 3.

gg
Edited by prodx at 15:44 GMT, 15th Dec 2003
<< Comment #117 @ 12:47 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #82
thinking the one of the only two russian presidents ever is dead is pretty stupid, hrhrhr =) But i wasn't annoyed, how do you explain that? =)
Edited by Yeltsin at 12:50 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #156 @ 10:07 UTC, 18 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #117
You didn't really get the way I meant it, either way it doesn't matter.
<< Comment #86 @ 18:25 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By bluedot lockdog 
all - add pls in the list of answers.
<< Comment #87 @ 20:21 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
carmac :P
<< Comment #88 @ 21:10 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
hmpf
<< Comment #89 @ 21:13 UTC, 15 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
carmac obviously. ever seen such a lame asslicking sad old boring cunt so plain and wanabee as he?
<< Comment #95 @ 00:15 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Norway wee man 
where's k-dawg? he's frequenting esreality quite often with his unnamedlamer-name and his bellsouth-isp.
<< Comment #96 @ 05:06 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By 004 Khorney  - Reply to #95
Dont encourage him!
<< Comment #97 @ 05:37 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #96
He and carmac would win hands down.
<< Comment #123 @ 14:33 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By 004 Khorney  - Reply to #97
I cannot understand why someone sees carmac as annoying though, he seems like a nice guy to me :)
<< Comment #129 @ 19:09 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By raccoon new! raccoon  - Reply to #123
He is.
<< Comment #131 @ 19:19 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #129
He is annoying or a nice guy? Oh i get it, an annoyingly nice guy. Like a Polish Ned Flanders.
Edited by THERAILMCCOY at 19:28 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #142 @ 22:40 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #131
loooooooooooool :DDDD A polish Ned Flenders loooooooooool
mwhahaha :DDDD I pissed in my shorts :(
<< Comment #151 @ 16:33 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Norway wee man  - Reply to #131
qua-diddely-ake and fra-diddely-ags. don't understand why that's annoying.
<< Comment #135 @ 20:26 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #129
ugh, thats so annoying....
<< Comment #146 @ 07:39 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Japan Jubei  - Reply to #95
i dont find him irritating, thought a lot of his stuff was quite interesting myself.

As for george bigging up an organisation that dont even have q3 at its events, and carmac being really irritating in that esr uncut movie, i am clear on who to vote for :|
<< Comment #98 @ 05:57 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America PMS Missy 
I voted melachi.. although he's not completely irritating.. I get really annoyed when I see the pink happy face avatar. The little happy bubblegum ball face makes me want to scream bad words. =(
<< Comment #99 @ 07:43 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By rtfm sanctus 
the only thing carmac will win =)
Edited by sanctus at 07:49 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #100 @ 07:49 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By jazz_spaz2 Ins0mnia 
Ins0mnia voted: BLUEman, simonb, CarMac
<< Comment #101 @ 08:17 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Hah, carmac, it's back on the frontpage!
<< Comment #102 @ 08:24 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By jazz_spaz2 Ins0mnia  - Reply to #101
yer fired
<< Comment #124 @ 16:41 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #101
And your team is better than mine for some reason.
<< Comment #103 @ 08:28 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
Quake 3 rulez :D
<< Comment #109 @ 10:19 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #103
What does that have to do with anything?
<< Comment #115 @ 12:28 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #109
It's in the poll. To see if it wins this poll as it wins every other poll.
<< Comment #143 @ 22:42 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #103
Do you know what annoying means ? :)
<< Comment #121 @ 13:58 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
Where's Jubei in the list.He's Really annoying and He writes really short [tbh,imho....]That's english shit.
<< Comment #147 @ 07:40 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By Japan Jubei  - Reply to #121
wondered if i wld be mentioned in this thread, checked every swede avatar i saw.

find me a comment where i say 'imho' tbh, cuz i neva say that :/
Edited by 2eX Jubei at 07:41 GMT, 17th Dec 2003
<< Comment #148 @ 09:49 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
<< Comment #155 @ 06:25 UTC, 18 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #148
lol
<< Comment #130 @ 19:13 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF 
Why CarMac? Actually, I don't find most of them to be too annoying, except the .ru's sometimes.
Edited by kF at 19:14 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #132 @ 19:29 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #130
what about me? MEE!!!! meme.....ME!!!
<< Comment #133 @ 20:11 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #132
I'm sorry man... You just don't really bother me :P
<< Comment #136 @ 22:18 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #133
goddammit...do you know who i am though?
<< Comment #137 @ 22:21 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #136
I've seen a lot of your posts, but if you mean do I know who you are personally, I don't :P
<< Comment #138 @ 22:26 UTC, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #137
good good, the plan is working perfectly.
<< Comment #153 @ 22:44 UTC, 17 December 2003 >>
By 017 scoop 
brandan missing from the vote....
<< Comment #157 @ 22:04 UTC, 18 December 2003 >>
By Norway Zardoz 
where is kdawg? He should at least be there
Edited by Zardoz at 22:07 GMT, 18th Dec 2003
<< Comment #159 @ 15:25 UTC, 22 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl 
definitelly k-dawg
<< Comment #161 @ 22:23 UTC, 23 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Corpsegrinder  - Reply to #159
hah you mean the curse of kdawg ?
<< Comment #162 @ 12:03 UTC, 24 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #161
to say his name is like... to swear
<< Comment #163 @ 12:10 UTC, 24 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Corpsegrinder  - Reply to #162
:D. can't we ban his ip ? or just let him rejoin for public punishment ?
<< Comment #169 @ 21:44 UTC, 28 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #163
that would be nice :D it would mean that ESR admins care about their users - but that's not true :/
<< Comment #170 @ 23:07 UTC, 28 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Corpsegrinder  - Reply to #169
hey don't say that ! they might hear us , so shhhhhhhhhhhht
<< Comment #171 @ 12:09 UTC, 29 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #169
you shouldn't talk about things you have no idea of
<< Comment #172 @ 12:10 UTC, 29 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #171
maybe not, but i can
BECAUSE I'M EVIL MASTER 0F TH3 D34M0N5!
<< Comment #173 @ 14:33 UTC, 29 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #172
ok
everyone, bow to the EVIL MASTER OF D34|\/|0|\|5!
<< Comment #174 @ 12:04 UTC, 30 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #173
and that's the way it is ;p
<< Comment #160 @ 22:20 UTC, 23 December 2003 >>
shit i'm not in there !!!!
<< Comment #175 @ 20:05 UTC, 30 December 2003 >>
By Denmark -X-Laban 
you are
<< Comment #176 @ 10:58 UTC, 6 January 2004 >>
By Norway wee man 
hey, i want to change my vote.. "most lovable ESR users"... HAH.
<< Comment #177 @ 11:35 UTC, 6 January 2004 >>
By Beer! Morba 
lol at edit :D
<< Comment #178 @ 11:39 UTC, 6 January 2004 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
fu melachi :)
<< Comment #179 @ 12:01 UTC, 6 January 2004 >>
By QW tbone 
melachi, pah! cheap! we still hate you and you know it!!!
<< Comment #180 @ 15:47 UTC, 6 January 2004 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
HE HE. Dang.
<< Comment #181 @ 13:57 UTC, 21 January 2004 >>
No one mentioned MEGAN???!!!!
<< Comment #182 @ 14:34 UTC, 21 January 2004 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #181
Vote for me yet? :)
<< Comment #183 @ 17:09 UTC, 21 January 2004 >>
By United Kingdom Devolution  - Reply to #182
Lol no i'm not getting involved in that one :)
<< Comment #184 @ 18:16 UTC, 28 January 2004 >>
By stoneeh's GRRRIIINNNNN2 stoneeh 
n1
<< Comment #185 @ 20:30 UTC, 28 January 2004 >>
By Beer! nokia 
at least im not on it
<< Comment #187 @ 14:32 UTC, 4 June 2008 >>
By Sweden xoji 
Who the f#*k is George.
<< Comment #189 @ 08:02 UTC, 28 October 2008 >>
By USA_UK Jamerio  - Reply to #187
Edited by Jamerio at 08:04 UTC, 28 October 2008
<< Comment #190 @ 08:24 UTC, 28 October 2008 >>
By USA_UK Jamerio 
Someone told me Melachi lost his bankroll and is currently fluffing illegal immigrants in Calais like no man.

On the plus side he gets a nut flush every single time, while his customers "splash the pot"!
Edited by Jamerio at 08:30 UTC, 28 October 2008
<< Comment #192 @ 21:59 UTC, 12 December 2008 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #190
wow, you haven't gotten away from this site yet?
No unfortunately you'll have to cancel your ticket to calais my bankroll is very much alive. I know how much you dream of finally getting your nut busted, you've waited long enough and it just doesn't matter if it's gay or not anymore.
Edited by melachi at 22:00 UTC, 12 December 2008
<< Comment #200 @ 05:27 UTC, 23 November 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #192
bump
<< Comment #215 @ 17:30 UTC, 17 April 2020 >>
By Germany mattered_  - Reply to #200
another pointless bump
<< Comment #193 @ 08:26 UTC, 20 September 2009 >>
By stermy bubble_ru 
This is lame, i was banned, all the time.

How to be annoying ? when people can't post.
<< Comment #201 @ 14:21 UTC, 23 November 2009 >>
By Slovenia ambro 
omg, i voted for carmac. thats sooo 2003. this list needs update.
<< Comment #202 @ 00:18 UTC, 2 March 2011 >>
By QW tbone 
bump

(Saw someone who voted me most irritating \o/ )
<< Comment #203 @ 06:06 UTC, 16 March 2011 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
wtf I was alive in 2003!
<< Comment #204 @ 13:32 UTC, 16 March 2011 >>
By Sweden azmo  - Reply to #203
And in 2000/2001-ish \o/
<< Comment #206 @ 03:20 UTC, 26 April 2011 >>
By AUSNL by dann zkyp 
2003, when Poland didn't post on ESR.
<< Comment #207 @ 03:20 UTC, 26 April 2011 >>
By AUSNL by dann zkyp  - Reply to #206
'cept carmac
<< Comment #208 @ 13:18 UTC, 4 July 2011 >>
By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #207
he represented it apparently
<< Comment #209 @ 13:33 UTC, 4 July 2011 >>
By 2k2_2 Nukm 
time to replace "*.ru & *.il:" with "*.us"
<< Comment #210 @ 19:20 UTC, 23 December 2011 >>
Jubei for sure, he chats utter rubbish about the most pointless things.

Example:

"I have 60-70fps with r_picmip 1, and only 57.2-67.2fps with r_picmip 2. However if I use sensitivity 7.21 on a surface with 0.7 coefficient static friction, I tend to find that my movement is more stable with the lower fps.

DISCUSS"
<< Comment #211 @ 21:21 UTC, 23 December 2011 >>
By ._o Xen_Crypt  - Reply to #210
raged like a pole
<< Comment #213 @ 20:03 UTC, 24 December 2011 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #210
good post
<< Comment #212 @ 12:11 UTC, 24 December 2011 >>
By Bulgaria Nzr0 
definitely anonymous
<< Comment #214 @ 09:10 UTC, 25 December 2011 >>
By United Kingdom Six16 
the good ole days..
<< Comment #216 @ 15:37 UTC, 28 April 2026 >>
By Hong Kong Eric 
stop being a dick to still after COVID being y2k trolling of off topic Law society membership firm beyond Allen and Overy, anything to relate legal industry to eSports as this local news of a Champ fight between Hong Kong eSports to a law alumni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRhicc0uYcE&a...w.bing.com

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