Ho Lee Fuk, Wi Tu Lo = Holy Fuck We Too low

wow! still working on the rest?

Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow = Something Wrong? Banging Door... Ouch

I'm pretty sure "Bang Ding Ow" doesn't need translation :)
...unless it's "ouch. gg"

Ok now you got me there :)

perhaps bang ding ow == abandon now

Please, someone give this genius a round of applause. Fucking hell.

Fa Kin Su Pa!

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Reports say people are losing their jobs because of this incident... I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, maybe onion news should make a spinoff.

The report wasn't written by a guy named Hu Flung Dung by any chance was it?

That would be good if some people get fired over this. Not really because of the names, but because they let something so obviously false get put on the air. The news in the US is bad enough without retards that don't take the time to go over what they've written.

I think they just blamed it on an intern.

taking a leaf from china's book
in china every mistake is caused by a "temp worker"

Was anyone else waiting for a Kamikaze-type joke at the expense of the Korean peninsula's DMZ?

How foo kid, stu pee d can you be..!!