I was just wondering, do you guys think George W. Bush is gay? He takes after his mother, always trying to be his father... sounds like he's a bit insecure about something. Why does he never achieve becoming straight... I mean, becoming like father?

Some people thought Hitler was gay. Others thought Alexander the Great was gay. Maybe these closeted-gays try to go on military-campaigns, partially to 'prove' how non-gay they are, but also to spend all their time around young, sexually-primed and sexually-frustrated men?