Here's a little news for you guys interested in the United States health-care issue.

Democrats are so desperate to pass their health-care bill, and so easily controlled by Republican politicians, they have added new 'sweeteners'. The first new incentive guarantees another bill, to be voted on directly after health-care reform is signed into law. This new bill will completely destroy the Constitution and install Republican totalitarianism. The second incentive is for Democrats to, after the 'Destruction of the United States bill' has passed, sell their souls to Satan and then kill themselves. Democrats are confident that this version of the health-care bill will pass.