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NEED help (No comments)
Posted by teal @ 15:04 CDT, 27 June 2007 - iMsg
I need to find this song.. Vendetta - Gullible
I have searched everywhere and I cant find it..I am going crazy. Anyone here that knows where to get my hands on it?
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Help with a song.. (3 comments)
Posted by teal @ 02:28 CST, 9 March 2007 - iMsg

does anyone know the name of the piano-song that he plays? Is it from another song or has this little bloke written it himself?
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I am going to the Football WC BABY! (67 comments)
Posted by teal @ 12:49 CDT, 21 April 2006 - iMsg
Tickets to following games:
Sweden - England
Sweden - Paraguay
and 8th finals!!!

Booked a 4star hotel in the middle of berlin and 3 star hotel in Köln.

This is so sweet, got all my reservations and shit today.

Only thing that would make me more happy is i Sweden wins the whole shit and Snoz would offer me his flower.
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just new (8 comments)
Posted by teal @ 05:53 CDT, 8 April 2006 - iMsg
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Best Q3 movie ever made (44 comments)
Posted by teal @ 11:16 CDT, 4 April 2006 - iMsg
Found this on my Hd..this is a VERY old vid made by a user on this site. (unless he is gone now).

Annihilation etc. can just go away when you see this ownage vid

Edit: People dont seem to realize I am sarcastic. This movie is just hilarious due to it's contents. Why do you psot the movies you think is the best ones? :>
Edited by teal at 18:23 GMT, 4th Apr 2006 - 12088 Hits
Dust in the wind from Old School (3 comments)
Posted by teal @ 09:29 CST, 17 March 2006 - iMsg
Is there anyone here that has Patrick Cranshaws version of this song on their HD? It's played during the credits by "Blue" on a piano and he sings.

If you got it or know where to find it please let me know, I've tried but havent found it :/
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Killer Instinct sounds (6 comments)
Posted by teal @ 12:29 CST, 28 December 2005 - iMsg
I know this is a longshot but is there anyone who has the old game Killer Instinct-sounds on their harddrive?

I am looking for the voice of C-c-c-c-combo breaker and Ultra combo for a movie that I am planning on making.

Thanks in advance
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Bugs in Q4 (Xbattle-mod) (3 comments)
Posted by teal @ 12:47 CST, 20 December 2005 - iMsg
Today I tried to play a pickup and I had the following problems:

I couldnt see an updated scoreboard, when people decided to spec, they were still in the team on my scoreboard.

Some names in the scoreboard was not visible, when people with invisible names killed anyone it didnt say who it was at the top right corner.

People had same color even if they were in the other team.

My Q4 decided to shut down twice during the game.

My question is; is it possible to fic those things? I dont have any odd things in my config, all I added was teamcolor, enemycolor and 0 blood/gibs.

I booted Q4, deleted the quake4config.cfg in all the folders and yet, it didnt work.

Please, if anyone knows what to do..write a post here. Thanks in advance
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Changes I'd like in Q4 (7 comments)
Posted by teal @ 09:50 CST, 4 December 2005 - iMsg
This journal might get spammed by "Lol retard" posts but I was thinking of what changes I would like in upcoming q4 patches/mods..

1. Simple items would be great imo
2. Forcemodels (perhaps enemymodels as well)
3. Fixed soundsettings (will most likely be impossible to change but this is only a wishlist).
4. remove the smoke, projectiletrails etc.
5. truelightning settings, from 0-1
6. Possibility to have diff. railcolors then teamrails
7. remove the quad at start of map and make it q3-style..sometimes, if good teamspawn, you could get the quad and get control of the map in like 15-20 seconds which is kinda sucky imo.
8. The zoomsens, I dont really think it's very necessary but everyone else think so and I will follow their thoughts
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Older djWHEAT shoutcasts (6 comments)
Posted by teal @ 05:41 CDT, 1 October 2005 - iMsg
I'm looking for older shoutcasts from djWHEAT with preshow talk as it is hilarious. I think I've listened to the CCCP - cK shoutcast like 10 times.

Pref. from USA with people calling in as some stuff is just to good..Sean Connery, Fargus Roadbottom(?) 8 year old girl trying to insult wheat.

Oneliners such as "CCCP they've got a oneway ticket to ownageville and it is on the ck trainlines ...and friends, the conductor is bloodshot.."

jack wilsons amazing oneliner "And CCCP got scared and /quit faster then you could say pussy in russian"

check but I've only found newer shoutcasts.

thanks in advance

Edit: I also like the solowhistle by djWheat to walk like an egyptian dedicated to yours truly at Eu-invasion day 2.
Edited by teal at 10:42 GMT, 1st Oct 2005 - 2993 Hits
Final Fantasy : Advent Children (10 comments)
Posted by teal @ 10:54 CDT, 12 September 2005 - iMsg
I just watched this movie and it's pretty damn nice.

Wont give away spoilers is in it.

Movie is made so niceley with animations etc. it is scary.

Wanted to share this with you internetpeople and random trolls
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The adds (8 comments)
Posted by teal @ 16:11 CDT, 2 September 2005 - iMsg
Anyone that could download the Paris Hilton movie that it said on the add..I only come to another page and cant find it.

On a more serious note, awesome to see demos back on the site (oldschool)
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Fanboi perhaps (1 comment)
Posted by teal @ 09:40 CDT, 24 July 2005 - iMsg
But anyone know if they updated players configs during eswc to some site or so?

Been looking for socrates but only one I found is from 2003 or so.

Ooh, and I just won 300 euros on poker, found pocket aces and hit the nutflush. My opp. went all in with king high flush, jackopot.
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Dear God (15 comments)
Posted by teal @ 15:33 CDT, 12 April 2005 - iMsg
Dear God.

Today one of my biggest idols, snoz, talked to me.
We were sitting in the same chatroom on irc and he said a funny thing and I made a smiley. He then did a smiley to and I think it was meant for me.

I really with he would notice me for who I really am sometime. So now I will say the gzd-prayer:

Dear Snoz
Make Derfel's rail hit everything
Make Deus cap many flags
make Appleseed shave his balls
and please please please, make snoz more then a waterboy for the gunzoids.

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The lovely GTV (98 comments)
Posted by teal @ 09:29 CDT, 19 August 2004 - iMsg
First of all I must say that you are allowed to call me wanker if you think I am writing BS.

Here goes:

After qcon I decided to write somethign about GTV...or more the persons that use it. GTV is a great thing because the spectators that is not there have the chance of watching the games (even delayed) "live".
However, the thing that gets me sooo QQ on GTV is the persons on it. The list of things that never fails on GTV.

1. Retards changing names into "All*LakermaN, fatal1ty, Lexer" etc. It's not amuzing, just retarded.

2. The usual "HAHHAHHAH I AM A 13 YEAR OLD PRETEEN PILE OF SHITE, NOW I AM GOIGN TO BE FUNNY!!!! [1-man-newbie-clan, called something like FFGETA11SHAX]Haxxor_k1ller_m3gaz01d says "CALLVOTE KICK BUSH ::)))))))))))))))))))))))".
Yes, you guys are so funny. If you want to talk politics it is good for you, but dont do it on a fooking GTV where nobody cares nor thinks you are funny.

3. The <insert cool name, with a 1 man newbie clan tag infront of it> HOW I WATCHE THE GTV?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
when it says "type \gtv_watch 2 fe. to watch games"
ok to ask, but to spam this line 1000 times so fast you dont even have time to see the answer is just..good game.

4. The cool guys that acts tough on GTV when they are 12 year old and says things like "omg!!! that umm..czm guy (who is he) is noob! I am better he miss everything.

5. The spam of doom. This is something that never fails. The spam is always HUGE, people caps, use 10000 "!!" or "??" and spam "funny things" as "respect the paco". Call me boring but I do not find that very funny when 10 people spamming it in caps. To this point I would also add smilies. Ok, he just pummled a guy that had every weapon and 200/200 and that is worht a smiley according to some people. Ok, it can be worth to use a smiley instead of writing "haha" or whatever. But it seems like people have gtvconfigs with "bind 1 say :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))" bind 2 say <insert "funny comment in capslock style and use 10000 !! or ?? afterwards>
bind 3 say "HE IS NOOB GO MOTHER RUSSIA (or any other country, it is not only the russians that is good at using that bind" and then put a weight on those 3 buttons so everyone can see that he/she is the person with the coolest binds on GTV.

"Why dont you use \gtv_nospeech" you might ask. Well, I like to be able to talk to others/get information about what game it is, when next game starts etc.

Might edit this post somethign with spelling/grammar, I apologize if I hurt your feelings etc. but I had to let it out of me, my heart would break otherwise.
Edited by teal at 14:30 GMT, 19th Aug 2004 - 20312 Hits
Sweden vs Denmark (8 comments)
Posted by teal @ 07:06 CDT, 22 June 2004 - iMsg
Today is the day where Sweden will show the entire world we are the dads of Europe when it comes to soccer. We already are in having nice ladies, good looking boys, gayish behaviour etc.

I am wearing my swedish hotpants now..they are tight..and hot..and just lovely.
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