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Dedicated to Jose (7 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 10:46 BST, 29 April 2011 - iMsg
i want to dedicate this to the biggest cunt the world of football has ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cAJYAfcMgI&feature=feedu

when this video gets at least 10 million views, the world will be a better place.

cheers.
Edited by xou at 11:34 BST, 29 April 2011 - 1443 Hits
Awaiting Authentication? (15 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 13:09 BST, 7 August 2010 - iMsg
this just keeps counting up when trying to join whatever in the oh so new ql so i cant join anything.

what the fuck?


Edit: it advanced to service communication error. i approve of this.
Edited by Lethe at 14:04 BST, 7 August 2010 - 2672 Hits
How to make Quake (3 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:56 BST, 1 July 2010 - iMsg
....look good on 24" LCD? =D

just bought samsung p2450h, everything's perfect, but i can't make quake look decent. some commands would be great, or if you play on something similar mail me the cfg pls, no matter how much i hate you on esr.

lethe.himself [at] yahoo [dot] com


also

what the hell is this

[img1]
Edited by Lethe at 17:07 BST, 1 July 2010 - 1205 Hits
lmao @ Germany (15 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 14:24 BST, 18 June 2010 - iMsg
sup becks 'n' mash?
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America Delivers (10 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 12:08 BST, 15 June 2010 - iMsg
http://newsolio.com/gary-brooks-faulkner-amer...aden,10805


fuck everyone, gary will do it eventually.
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8 bit StarCraft? (8 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 15:18 BST, 16 May 2010 - iMsg
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Cypher -vs- Burnedd (16 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 17:03 BST, 3 April 2010 - iMsg


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G-Data#19 Finals

ztn
dm13
t7
t9
Edited by Nukm at 17:13 BST, 3 April 2010 - 5969 Hits
Recommend some movies? (225 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:12 GMT, 23 March 2010 - iMsg
So i have 10-15 DVDs to burn, and i'm after the titles that weren't so hyped and well known / oscar nominated, but still good and worth watching. Whatever genre it is, its fine as long as the movie is good.

Name your 10, at least. I'm looking for about 40-50 titles.

Even the ex-soviet trolls are welcome if their taste in movies is good.

Thank you.

***

Added:

dark city, the man from earth, 500 days of summer, fantastic mr.fox and some others are already burned

the box
youth in revolt
Transsiberian
into the wild
dajeeling limited
----------------------------------------
high fidelity
trick r treat
the devils backbone
angel heart
cypher
-----------------------------------------
session 9
zero effect
cronos (1993)
Cocaine Cowboys
black dynamite
-------------------------------------------
whatever works
worlds greatest dad
layer cake
In the loop
Gone baby gone
-------------------------------------------------
un prophet
paperhouse
red riding
el secreto de sus ojos
the beckoning silence
-----------------------------------------------
tale of two sisters
dead end 2003
descent 2
rec 2
time bandits
------------------------------------------------
martyrs
harry brown
the tournament
To Live and Die in L.A.
Man On A Wire
-------------------------------------------------
Near Dark
Jonestown
The Fall
In Bruges
Eastern Promises
------------------------------------------------
The Lookout
Breach
Bottle Rocket
Brick
Dead Man's Shoes
-----------------------------------------------------
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Grizzly Man
Edited by Lethe at 12:41 BST, 10 April 2010 - 17741 Hits
Sampras is GOD. (3 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 21:30 GMT, 15 March 2010 - iMsg
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A Joke (4 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 22:33 GMT, 10 February 2010 - iMsg
stolen from entensity:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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Major News (12 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 18:15 GMT, 8 February 2010 - iMsg
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K1llsen -vs- Cooller (7 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:08 GMT, 17 January 2010 - iMsg


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I won't write a description cause iNkind would get upset
Edited by xou at 08:08 GMT, 18 January 2010 - 3104 Hits
Strenx -vs- Cypher (10 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:06 GMT, 17 January 2010 - iMsg


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1. T9
2. DM13

Epic stuff here:

rZr ahktfuy was electrocuted by F-MSI strenx

rZr ahktfuy: fuck i really ask carmac to put us in same group
(noctis): :DDD
(* k1llsen): haha
rZr ahktfuy blew itself up.
F-MSI strenx: k gg
F-MSI strenx: u kill ur self :/
rZr ahktfuy: gg would be when i rape u in germany
Edited by xou at 08:07 GMT, 18 January 2010 - 3712 Hits
The Online Gamer (11 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 14:13 GMT, 8 January 2010 - iMsg
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I've Got Balls Of Steel (6 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:56 BST, 1 October 2009 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno


yeah it's 2 years old, but i haven't seen it before yesterday and its hilarious.
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Z4muZ? (18 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 20:08 BST, 2 September 2009 - iMsg
real one?
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Diablo 3 Characters (56 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:49 BST, 23 August 2009 - iMsg
http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/

yeah monk sucked ass in hellfire, but sierra made that anyway, so maybe this time they'll make it right.

discuss
Edited by netrex at 10:59 BST, 25 August 2009 - 4309 Hits
OMG BOLT (95 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 21:09 BST, 16 August 2009 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shW3gC1OhEg&feature=related

insane
**********************************************************


200m

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftl8ZmVmdU4

HE'S WALKING THE LAST 10
Edited by netrex at 20:13 BST, 21 August 2009 - 9908 Hits
Made Me Laugh (18 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:48 BST, 6 August 2009 - iMsg
Edited by netrex at 03:49 BST, 7 August 2009 - 1920 Hits
noctis -vs- k1llmas (87 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 22:14 BST, 25 May 2009 - iMsg


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Rating: 6.2 (10 votes)
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Map: Various Maps
Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: MVD
Version info: 1.32
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ESL

1. ZTN
2. HUB
Edited by xou at 00:31 BST, 26 May 2009 - 11649 Hits
Cooller -vs- ddk (2 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 21:16 BST, 25 May 2009 - iMsg


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Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: Cooller
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ESL

1. ztn
2. nodm9
Edited by xou at 00:31 BST, 26 May 2009 - 1569 Hits
Cooller -vs- Ghost (2 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 20:38 BST, 25 May 2009 - iMsg


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Rating: 6.8 (3 votes)
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Map: Various Maps
Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: Cooller
Version info: 1.32
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Cyber Games League

1. T4
2. NODM9
Edited by xou at 01:55 BST, 7 June 2009 - 913 Hits
Cooller -vs- Zubb (5 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:42 BST, 14 May 2009 - iMsg


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Rating: 5 (3 votes)
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Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: Cooller
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cooller vs zubb, esl

1.dm6
2.ztn
Edited by Lethe at 18:59 BST, 14 May 2009 - 1296 Hits
Spartie -vs- Calipt (22 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 00:18 BST, 26 April 2009 - iMsg


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Ulti - Quake Live 1v1 European tournament

Finals

t6 & dm13
Edited by Nukm at 12:35 BST, 26 April 2009 - 5037 Hits
Spartie -vs- 1o1 (4 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 20:42 BST, 25 April 2009 - iMsg


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Ulti - Quake Live 1v1 European tournament

Semifinal
Edited by Nukm at 12:34 BST, 26 April 2009 - 1956 Hits
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Edited by Nicky at 06:58 GMT, 2 November 2008 - 953 Hits
You'll Laugh. (17 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 18:12 GMT, 29 October 2008 - iMsg
Edited by Nicky at 18:44 GMT, 29 October 2008 - 3166 Hits
Godlike. (8 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:21 BST, 21 October 2008 - iMsg
Edited by Nicky at 16:43 BST, 21 October 2008 - 1612 Hits
ZeRo4 -vs- Fazz (4 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 12:01 BST, 8 August 2008 - iMsg


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ZeRo4 vs Fazz, ESWC 2004 - USA vs Sweden.
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ZeRo4 -vs- unKind (No comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 21:12 BST, 5 June 2008 - iMsg


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Gametype: Duel
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Mod: Challenge ProMode Arena
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Friendly match @ WCG 2002.
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toxic -vs- cooller (46 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 13:12 GMT, 21 December 2007 - iMsg


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Viewpoint: toxic
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eswc 2005 / group stage 2 / 3rd match
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one \o/ to rule them all... (6 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:45 BST, 27 April 2006 - iMsg
the only thing that made me laugh so hard i cried...




JOKER
(whispering)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

HARTMAN
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
the slimy
little communist shit twinkle-toed
cocksucker down here, who just
signed his
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
fucking
godmother said it! Out-fucking-
standing! I will P.T. you all until
you fucking
die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
sucking
buttermilk.

HARTMAN
Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
You little piece of
shit! You look like a fucking
worm! I'll bet it was you!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

JOKER
Sir, I said it, sir!

HARTMAN
Well ...
no shit. What have we got here, a
fucking comedian? Private Joker? I
admire
your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come
over to my
house and fuck my sister.

Sergeant HARTMAN purnches JOKER in the
stomach.
JOKER sags to his knees.

HARTMAN
You little
scumbag! I've got your name! I've
got your ass! You will not laugh!
You will not
cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will
teach
you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You
had best unfuck yourself or I
will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Private Joker, why did you join
my beloved
Corps?

JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!


HARTMAN
So you're a killer!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!

JOKER
Sir?

HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a
war face.
Now let me see your war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see
your real
war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!


Sergeant HARTMAN speaks into cowboy's face.
HARTMAN
What's your excuse?

COWBOY
Sir, excuse for
what, sir?

HARTMAN
I'm asking the fucking questions
here,
Private. Do you understand?!

COWBOY
Sir,
yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in
charge
for a while?

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

COWBOY
Sir, I am, sir!

HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?


COWBOY
Sir!

HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to
call me an
asshole?!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?

COWBOY
Sir,
five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't
know they stacked shit
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in
on
me somewhere, huh?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.

HARTMAN
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran
down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on
the
mattress! I think you've been cheated!

HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only
steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you

don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY
Sir, no,
sir!

HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would
fuck
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!
[/b]

Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another
recruit, a tall,
overtweight boy.
HARTMAN
Did your parents have any
children that lived?

PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you
could be
a modern art masterpiece! What's
your name, fatbody?

PYLE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!

HARTMAN
Lawrence?
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?

PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
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ZeRo4 -vs- LakermaN (11 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 21:54 BST, 18 October 2005 - iMsg


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Viewpoint: ZeRo4
Version info: 1.27
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as requested...
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LakermaN -vs- ZeRo4 (15 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 16:54 BST, 14 October 2005 - iMsg


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awesome rail by lakerman knowing that it's played MANY years ago.
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Blue -vs- Python (9 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 20:55 BST, 21 August 2005 - iMsg

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"dont own me too hard :)"

awesome rocket included...teh master in action =)
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Lakerman -vs- Fatal1ty (23 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:51 BST, 20 August 2005 - iMsg

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the infamous "almost spawnrape" match =) gg lakerman
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Polosat1y -vs- Fatal1ty (3 comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:43 BST, 20 August 2005 - iMsg

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Viewpoint: Polosat1y
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the russ1an takes him down =)
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Blue -vs- Fatal1ty (No comments)
Posted by Lethe @ 23:32 BST, 20 August 2005 - iMsg

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cpl asia final. awesome game.
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