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ninja spider (74 comments)
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Posted by melachi @ 04:06 UTC, 16 June 2004 - iMsg
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<< Comment #1 @ 05:22 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Canada Anonymous (wc10.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com) 
spiders are fucking gay, did u know in summer they spin a light web and drift through the air?? guess how i fucking learned that.. ONE DRIFTED INTO MY FUCKING FACE. FUCKED UP
<< Comment #2 @ 05:40 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #1
They also transfer sperm using their web.
<< Comment #15 @ 01:21 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>
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By DooM Pirx  - Reply to #2
it hit him right in the face, guess that's why he called them gay :p
<< Comment #17 @ 17:48 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>
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By Colour: white gradius  - Reply to #1
lol D:
<< Comment #60 @ 19:32 UTC, 9 July 2004 >>
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By United Kingdom Thorin  - Reply to #1
ROFL
<< Comment #3 @ 05:54 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By jazz_carrot fern 
hardly any insects here, when i was in barcelona like a year ago, there were 3 roaches lined up in my bathroom... doing the macarena \o/ /o\ <o/ \o>
<< Comment #4 @ 06:02 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #3
Heh, spiders are arachnid (along with scorpions) and not insects though. Cockroaches (the various spicies) are probably the most disgusting creatures I know of. I shiver just thinking of them. I'm kinda scared of spiders but I don't shiver thinking of spiders. Spiders kill off all the creepy crawlies in their path and they're total ninjaa.
<< Comment #5 @ 06:06 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By jazz_carrot fern  - Reply to #4
i didnt mean to put spiders in the category of insects, just an experience with the fuckers ;p
<< Comment #6 @ 07:37 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Pakistan umayr 
cl_yawspeed 22500;+left;+moveup;+attack;wait;wait;-left;-moveup;-attack;+left;wait;wait;-left
9%
<< Comment #9 @ 12:30 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Netherlands deTwisj  - Reply to #6
i think that spider should be banned for using ninja :(
<< Comment #10 @ 12:39 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By hemostick's grenade hemostick  - Reply to #6
thanks, i've been looking for the script :p
<< Comment #22 @ 06:58 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Canada WongGun  - Reply to #6
man, that shit got old like 3 years ago or something?
<< Comment #63 @ 16:51 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>
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By Quake Liquid Gib  - Reply to #22
stfu?
<< Comment #7 @ 08:00 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By England blu 
Cool, what are you going to call him? Donatello? :D
<< Comment #13 @ 20:57 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Iceland hnns  - Reply to #7
umm, those were turtles not spiders
<< Comment #14 @ 21:39 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By England blu  - Reply to #13
never? The idea was to name the spider AFTER the turtle.
Edited by blu at 21:40 GMT, 16th Jun 2004
3%
<< Comment #8 @ 08:04 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By United States of America Salvation 
lol
<< Comment #11 @ 14:03 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Runner7plus Ghostrunner 
strafe jump - spider.
<< Comment #16 @ 01:23 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>
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By DooM Pirx  - Reply to #11
trickjump movies with spiders anyone?
<< Comment #12 @ 19:38 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>
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By Quake Jockos 
try catch a few for breeding. than sell them on ebay and give me one for free (i did come up with the idea).
<< Comment #18 @ 18:58 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>
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By Finland Ji 
Is it a camel spider? I read that the camel spider got its name from its habit of eating which is jumping onto the camels stomach from below and then working its way trough in or something like that. Anyway spiders are damn hideous...
<< Comment #19 @ 01:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #18
hm... actually, there's quite a few rumors going round about those camel "spiders".
I wouldn't be surprised if people started saying they wear costumes and does the can-can every rainy monday or something.

I don't think there's much truth to the rumor about camel spiders feeding from inside the camel, since the, errr.... "acid-like fluids" in it's belly would probably melt the bugger down in a second.
<< Comment #20 @ 06:22 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #19
Yea, and the fact that they would be full by the time they got into the stomach :)
<< Comment #26 @ 11:48 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #20
heh, that too.
Hey, maybe they're suicidal? :D
<< Comment #24 @ 07:19 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Finland Ji  - Reply to #19
Yeah but some spiders actually chew like any normal predator.
<< Comment #27 @ 11:49 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #24
yeah, but they'd probably have to have stronger jaws if they were to snap a camel open :P
<< Comment #36 @ 15:04 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Finland Ji  - Reply to #27
I dunno, maybe camels have a light skin on their stomach :)
<< Comment #40 @ 16:04 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By inuyasha5 mick^  - Reply to #36
probably have thin skin all over, to help with heat loss!
<< Comment #45 @ 02:07 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #40
camels are ugly blokes anyways... *mumbles*
<< Comment #71 @ 23:06 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>
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By 3P HyMz  - Reply to #18
camel spider:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/camel_spider.jpg
hf :f
Edited by HyMz at 23:07 GMT, 3rd Sep 2004
<< Comment #21 @ 06:27 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Tarantulas can be quite beautiful though, and cute.

brazilian black:


pink zebra beauty aka eupalaestrus CAMPERstratus (camper loal)

These two are 6" when adult. The biggest tarantulas are the goliaths (one which will eat small birds) and have been reported to reach 13" i'd paste a pic but they're some ugly mofos :)
Edited by MELACHi at 07:36 GMT, 18th Jun 2004
<< Comment #23 @ 07:17 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pakistan umayr  - Reply to #21
pics not working m8 .. :/
<< Comment #25 @ 07:36 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #23
now they are
<< Comment #38 @ 15:51 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Belgium Gravgon  - Reply to #21
the little circle on the middle of their body, is it really an eye ??

this freaks me out :X
<< Comment #39 @ 15:59 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By inuyasha5 mick^  - Reply to #21
jesus, i shit myself when i scrolled onto those.
<< Comment #47 @ 09:49 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By England blu  - Reply to #21
sexy. is it me, or does the second one have 9 legs?
Edited by blu at 09:50 GMT, 19th Jun 2004
<< Comment #48 @ 12:56 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #47
not neccesarily a leg -_-
<< Comment #49 @ 13:56 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By England blu  - Reply to #48
Its still sexy either way.
<< Comment #50 @ 15:23 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #47
It's not a leg. They are pedipalps, they have two of those, you can't see the other one.
<< Comment #56 @ 10:18 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>
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By England blu  - Reply to #50
ok spiderman :D
<< Comment #62 @ 16:33 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>
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By Portugal demonic  - Reply to #50
actually they might have more than 2. They have some appendixes that help them eat. Pedipalps and "queliceras" (in portuguese) are usually present.
<< Comment #28 @ 11:52 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob! 
Found ´le Goliath.

http://www.wetnwildtaxidermy.com/GoliathTarantula2.JPG

Look at the size of that bug O_x
<< Comment #32 @ 14:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #28
Ah that's one of the 3 diff spicies. I think that's the bird eater. It's not the largest one though. The largest one is golden brownish and has more mass / buff it looks like a tank spider or something hehe.
<< Comment #34 @ 14:53 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #32
it's god damn big, anyway... and yes, that's the birdeater. doesn't look like something you wanna have in your bathroom. Heh, I'd nuke my house if that thing was in there.
Imagine standing in your bathroom brushing your teeth, early morning, and all of a sudden you see on of those in the mirror... evilish.
<< Comment #59 @ 19:11 UTC, 21 June 2004 >>
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By Norway primax  - Reply to #32
Like this?
<< Comment #29 @ 12:00 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By United Kingdom vinz 
someone nuke this evil journal :(((((((
<< Comment #30 @ 13:57 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Germany phoenix`  - Reply to #29
i second that! now i'm fucking scared and have to look behind me every 10secs...
<< Comment #33 @ 14:30 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #29

cute
Edited by MELACHi at 14:31 GMT, 18th Jun 2004
<< Comment #37 @ 15:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By United Kingdom vinz  - Reply to #33


hawt
Edited by vinz! at 15:09 GMT, 18th Jun 2004
2%
<< Comment #43 @ 18:29 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #37
haha
<< Comment #67 @ 09:13 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>
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By Poland sector  - Reply to #37
rotfl ;-D spiderman ;-))
<< Comment #68 @ 14:28 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>
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By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #37
now THATS homo-erotic
<< Comment #31 @ 14:02 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By ._o dellie 
actualy u saw this spider
http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/0064.jpg

the wolf spider :)
<< Comment #35 @ 14:55 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By 002 Jaaakob!  - Reply to #31
heh, nifty spider, eh? =|
he/she/it really thinks it's something :P
<< Comment #41 @ 16:17 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By United States of America 5-Steps-Lower 
<img src="http://www.wcsscience.com/biggest/actualsize.JPG">

If you wanna see some more SICK goliath picks.. various kinds are here:

MORE GOLIATH PICS
<< Comment #64 @ 17:03 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>
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By Quake Liquid Gib  - Reply to #41
spider sex http://midwestexoticpetcenter.com/_wsn/page15.html :>
<< Comment #42 @ 16:19 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By United States of America 5-Steps-Lower 
doh... fucked up :D you should see the pic anyway
actual size goliath birdeater
<< Comment #44 @ 18:48 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>
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By rtfm Corpsegrinder 
<arachnophobia has
but i don't get scared of pics :>
<< Comment #46 @ 08:00 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By France Anonymous (ip-55.net-81-220-101.nantes.rev.numericable.fr) 
Scary

http://www.animaux.developer.graphyx.net/hawt.jpg

: bubble
<< Comment #52 @ 16:43 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #46
lol those ugly ass spiders would even scare me.
<< Comment #51 @ 16:38 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By Smiley :) -SmileY- 
They should make a game with spiders... that would be like alien vs. predator but then with the extention of a grappling hook :D

I had a spider once.. grammostola rosea.. escaped only twice! :D
<< Comment #53 @ 19:28 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By Norway DarkDoGG 
this thread made me realize one thing... I HATE FUCKIN SPIDERS!!! NASTY LITTLE CREEPS!!! i`ve killed thousands though... but any way FUCK SPIDERS!!! =D

im hungry...
<< Comment #54 @ 19:45 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #53
For every spider you kill, at least 100 insects will live, and those insects will multiply.
<< Comment #58 @ 17:28 UTC, 21 June 2004 >>
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By Norway DarkDoGG  - Reply to #54
well... im the lead character of Starship Troopers 3 =P
<< Comment #55 @ 03:24 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>
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By 017 scoop 
talking about spiders... do you know that akward feeling, when you walk around on the street or something and suddenly you walk through a spiderweb? than you wave your arms trying to free yourself from that spiderweb. you make moves with your hands around the head to get rid of potential spiders and the web. than people start looking at you, because they can't see the thin spiderweb. they see you turning around, waving with your hand about your head and they think you are crazy, while you are fighting with those damn spiderwebs.
hate that shit!
Edited by ScOOp at 03:24 GMT, 20th Jun 2004
<< Comment #66 @ 08:22 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>
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By ._o kermit  - Reply to #55
haha yeah, fortunately it happens most of the time when you walk in a forrest and there's nobody around.
<< Comment #57 @ 12:32 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>
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By Sweden xoji 
Damn spiders are ugly mofos aren't they. Imagine finding one of them fuckers under your bed sheets.

That pic in your journal is class, wonder what happened next.
<< Comment #61 @ 14:29 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>
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By Netherlands AmunRa 
It's said that in your lifetime you actually EAT a few spiders. Mostly during your sleep...a spider does some 'abseiling' from the ceiling, looking for a warm, moist area (prolly will trigger a few nasty remarks with this but ok :p). Guess where it will go when you're drooling on your pillow :] After making contact with face/lips/inside of mouth you instinctively start chewing.
BON APETIT!

Read this on a site once, with did-you-know kinda facts on it, so don't kill the messenger :)
It would explain some morning breaths tho :P
Edited by AmunRa at 14:31 GMT, 10th Jul 2004
<< Comment #65 @ 18:33 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #61
Yea, well actually you eat a various assortment of insects and spiders during your sleep. I've read that before hehe.
<< Comment #70 @ 18:11 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>
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By Germany - Bayern acid-mea  - Reply to #61
OMFG DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT NONONONO FUCK
5%
<< Comment #74 @ 10:33 UTC, 5 September 2004 >>
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By Unset gnarf  - Reply to #70
HAHAHA :D
<< Comment #69 @ 15:48 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>
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By Smiley :) -SmileY- 
Every human eats at least 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime...

I dont even WANT to know what the average is... :s
<< Comment #72 @ 01:11 UTC, 4 September 2004 >>
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By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #69
#61 just above you
<< Comment #73 @ 03:46 UTC, 4 September 2004 >>
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By rah doc hendrix 
nice pictures MELACHi (((((:

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