how would you rate the overall experience of being on a train?

It's a bit shaky here and there.

photos of the hottest girl in the carriage pls

http://imgur.com/7pToD0x

you're pretty

Is it better than last time?

It's mostly the same unless you count direction of travel.

do phonetic spelling of sounds that train makes, would u plz?

It's mostly a low humming sound.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bing bong! Next stop yer maws house.

How does it smell?

Right now all I can smell is strawberry daiquiri and kopparberg as a joint hen/stag party just got on.

Sitting with the hens now. No complaints here. Battery is ded, this will be my last message.

Signing off.

lol

How far from you sits the closest potential pedophile/pervert/murderer/psychopath?

I don't think there are any other esr users here if that's what u mean.

Ah toul ye naw bigdog.

At 7:30am, an express train traveling 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away. At the same time a local train traveling 30 miles an hour and carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe. It's 8 cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each cart. An hour later, the number of passengers equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off, but 3 times as many plus 6 get on. At the second stop, half the passengers plus two get off, but twice as many get on as got on at the first stop.

How many passengers are on the train?

i think you should hide tags

i disagree

As if your last shitflag post wasn't bad enough :)

Suck my dick Americunt

if china is 10 hours in the future, why didnt they warn us about 9/11?

If pakatala is posting on esr but no one is around to read it, is it still trolling??

i was stuck on an escalator for hours when the power went out in the mall

Escalators can never be out of order, they can only become stairs.

yeah

Heading back home now, here for the next few hours to answer any train related queries.

The journey will be more enjoyable now that I have this http://imgur.com/G3FkQzh

You inject that in your veins right?

Nah it goes in ur ass

If you find that enjoyable i'm not gonna judge you

Crazy al's train derailed and he ceased breathing. Peace has been had!

see if you can touch the ground leaning out the opposite side window to the corner your going around

what's its rail acc?

50/50, half on each side

Have you heard of the 'silence area' in trains? I sat in one today hearing the most insane dialogue today.

Actually it was more of a monologue, and it wasn't on whisper level either. There's a brit couple next to me, he looks like Jeff Bridges as 'the dude', she looks and talks like an angry old hag. Both with shades.

She is talking about somebody trying to rob her, and I believe it's in the future tense, perhaps because they travel to Amsterdam and she thinks she'll be an easy target (though she didn't look too wealthy). Her tone makes it seem like they have some sort of scheme to follow: "You're gonna walk right beside me, not in front like i'm some old prostitute you're trying to discard!"

She really said that, in the silence area I remind you. He sits like a couch potato, I'm pretty sure he feels massively ashamed.

"You're going to stick to me like I'm made of gold, you got that? I'm not going to the police station for aggravated assault because you let something happen. Can you be a bodyguard for once? Act like I'm made of platinum, can you do that? For once I want to have some fun. I haven't had any in 2 years. Otherwise you can just use your ticket to go back. You're not going to ruin this for me. Oh, and I want to do some shopping. I want some souvenirs.

It was so condescending. And she was raising her voice too. All this about a possible encounter with a thief? Like they're gonna walk through Johannesburg with suits made of money?

I should have recorded the whole thing.

was going through italy on a train and sat behind what I understood to be some retired "ray winstone" brit gangster impressing his dear old mum with stories from the firm

I'd love to eavesdrop onto that one too.

Today I sat in a coupé with a gang of senior ladies. It sounded like a big flock of birds, multilayered conversations.