It's almost that time. I'll be honest, I think the Saints have a good chance of winning this year. All they have to do is murder all the other teams. Let's just say, hypothetically, all the other teams (except the team they'd be playing), 'mysteriously' died. Would the Saints then get to play?

The thing I like the most about football, is it's played on sunday. The reason I like it, is because, according to Christianity, you're not supposed to work on sunday. All these devout Christians are sitting there cheering on people who are doing exactly that. Good job football. Keep up the good work.