http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=2012446#pid2012446
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[http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/matches/Cooller/2011-01-04

So Cooller plays Xmas FFA. Certainly adds a new twist to that thread. Do carry on and thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Being the expert on Xmas FFA pro circuit, what do you think are Cooller's chances of breaking through and becoming next season's champion??

i almost feel sorry for you.

Of course you do, you've tried everything else and it doesn't work.

By telling me you feel sorry for me you're being critical, but seemingly kind with it at the same time.

I hope that works out for you. As for feeling sorry, you're nearly 30 and still a student and you're from germany.

Please keep it.

All I did was post avideo to my FFA video and post a link, your responses are biased and often without consideration to what or whom I'm replying to.

You're utterly biased and your whole persona changes depending on who you're replying too, often choosing to ignore things that you would gladly pull me up on.

you don't have to explain to me what i'm doing, that's just... weird. i know what i'm doing.

he just wants to help you :(

No idea what your message is, but I moved that to QL forum.

Ah I thought I put it in QL :|

I was just getting at QLR has started bootcamping again for IEM5. It's always interesting to see since he's the one that usually puts the most matches in (albeit on maps he already fking knows) and it's funny to see how the skill increases the more he plays (first day he loses alot, second day alright, third starts to rape etc)

+ for Cooller fanboys

The 12 days of Christmas Cooller.

I wish Cooller just played because he loved the game.

No one will, after all this years...

Watched it and the way he raped agent on last maps was pure awesomeness
Btw it's also his 1st games on abyssus so count on that

demos?

L8r when i come home

great, thanks

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11777259/qlrdemos.rar
some of them, 3 till his internet died + 1 game l8r, not always his pov

Yeah was gonna say. Been specing his last few games this morning and apparently he's using a razer mouse now (so I guess the abyssus)

any info on why he switched?

He doesn't talk much (if at all) so no ¦[

Trouble setting up his mouse at LAN I think.

On Win7 his wmo sensitivity always changes, he is frustrated with this problem and decided to switch to new mouse.

Better shape than the WMO, yet similar. Otherwise pretty much the same performance wise, on certain mouse pads.

You are like a professional e-stalker of these professional players. R U PROFESSIONAL?!

Meh I guess we all are if we're watching their matches then :D

I only jump in on a server and watch some practice games if I really got nothing better to do. So it's like once in a blue moon at 5am if someone's actually on :P

let medskill have their final (c) cooller

who is alfaomega?

No idea but he's pretty decent from the matches I spec'd with him against Cooller

Another 24/7 from Russia. Mid skill at max.

close games vs midskill cooll

If you saw the games you'd understand why. He's rocket jumping everywhere and doing tons of failed jumps etc. Almost as if he's trying to get used to a mouse (I guess)

Thing is, even with all the retarded jumps and stuff, at the end of every game, it always says he has best item control, even if he loses, so it's just the damage and aim he's not got yet

i think we need more players in the tournament circus, preferably russian

http://www.formspring.me/cooller351

Someone translate, Google doesn't do the best job.

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?js=n&...cooller351


Be warned though. Some translations may sound a bit... well, retarded.

"Anton! Smarel yesterday your profile - you are rubbing with strenksom."

Q: Plz upload your lates config
A: I didnt change it

Q: Who do you think will win group A of IEM?
A: Avek

Q: Anton, i saw yesterday your profile, you was practicing with strenx. It looks like you didnt play long time, you are not warm yet - am i right?
A: yes

Q: Evil played yesterday zotac cup, can you imagine?
A: Wow, cool :))

Other Questions were about if he plays poker in RL and where you can practice poker.

Answered: 971

He did change it. Saw a new smiley in the demos. Need new config!!!!

yes, he said on stream that he changed mouse gfx sens fov xhairs etc

share or die!

He said he's gonna upload his cfg to www.cooller.org after Kiev

http://www.cooller.org/lessons
l0l

i love how Stermy name stays unedited, but prices are changed already :D

lmfao didn't notice that. Epic.

also written in latin. how classy is that?

its lorem ipsum, http://lipsum.com/

in sowiet russia latin speaks cooller.

ahahahah awesome!
cooller is a pimp, ppl is going to pay him in order to take stermy's lessons
rofl this is (russian) maphia

I wonder if Sasha Tsapaev is behind all this

He is playing hektik. Maybe he finally realized that he needs to play all maps :x

Only 2 games though (which is about as many as he played last time round). I watched the one against Alfaomega (probably got the autorecord somewhere) and he was just fucking around on it. From his movement it's like he's never set foot on the map. Saying that, he did do some interesting rocket jumps... Just 99% of them failed

I think he really disliked t7 in the beginning and know it is prolly one of his best maps. Imagine if he had practiced bf he could have beaten cypher @ quakecon :x.

hektik lol

omg

He will
L O S E
O...O
S......S
E.........E

how does one OOSE?

You mean "HOOSE"?

yes (no)

OK (it's not ok)

Let loose the hoose a horse is a horse, of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is an irishman what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-xG3D8OMQk

Starts around ~18 seconds

"HOOSE" there?

cooller is the most overrated player ever

http://www.esreality.com/files/misc/2011/8032...legend.swf

That swf just proves it.

cooller lessons? id pay just to talk to him

how much would you pay him to nibble on your ear lobe a bit

Or perhaps share a jacuzzi?

Session Start: Sun Jan 16 23:09:43 2011
Session Ident: mouz`Cooller
23:09 •
23:09 • Query with mouz`Cooller[[email protected]] opened on Sunday, January 16th 2011, 23:09:43.
23:09 • Total queries: 1446 ~5.6 per day
23:09 • Queries today: 156
23:09 • Common channels: #zotac.qlive @#FRONT.ql
23:09 •
23:09 •
23:09 heartlesss• hi, do you drink vodka ? Do you know Fedor Emelianenko ?
23:15 mouz`Cooller• No, Yes.
23:15 mouz`Cooller• hellol
23:21 • mouz`Cooller [[email protected]] has quit IRC
Session Close: Sun Jan 16 23:34:40 2011

you have to read between the lines, but i can almost swear i see "sosi" between the comma in the first line, and the o in the 2nd one.

Name the last 2 things that you hit
# 7 - 18:09 / 17 Jan '11 - sid231

Fuck, I even take time off from work, ran into boutiques seek a mouse, anywhere, said that the seller give double the price if it finds, he struck at the base, the nearest town where they were this Norilsk 4:00 fly a plane (far north). Flew there, there is barely a snowstorm to get from the airport to the city, bought ... sitting right now with a laptop at the airport din Norilsk (blizzard, flights delayed by metiausloviyam Norilsk) ... with the work said that it fired, the girl told me to go fuck, but I fuck her, now I have the same mouse as in Kulira, so that her perfect body fuck me any more unnecessary ... I am now almost as Kulir!





I with great difficulty, ordered a new microsoft mouse 1.1a. Is it really worth it? (I play q3)

it is fun, but too few Hertz keep ...
currently draw the conclusion that abisus better!