That can't seriously be the wittiest comeback you could come up with. If it is, then it's the reason why people have been calling you "special" your whole life.
it's not a comeback, i was in the lead the whole time and still am.
people have been calling me by my name and i'm sorry that you have been classefied as an idiot by the doctors.
What are you on about? Lead? Why are you keeping score? You made a lame joke and then I compare it to something a related geriatric would have said and then you try to tell me I have the gray matter of one. Then you call ME an idiot after I call you on how un-original, un-funny, and generally lackluster your quips are. All the while thinking that you are somehow "up" on me in terms of verbal take downs. Go troll someone else, I don't have time to sit here and be bothered by someone as hopelessly dull as yourself.
you just did sit down and spent your time to reply to me. But i am still amazed how you came up with such big words. Did your grandpa help you again?
I'm "up" over you on verbal takedowns? It's you who addressed yourself with "ME"! So you must have a high opinion of yourself.
And saying a joke is lame coz u didn't understand it, is a lame excuse.
lol, geriatric is a big word eh? And no, grandpa didn't help me in either post, I'm a big boy. And yea sure, I have a high opinion of myself, but aren't you supposed to? It's what some people out there call "high self-esteem", but that might be too big a word for you. I hear the internetz is a good place to look up them thar big words. And I did get your joke, after I had to force myself to think on a "dumber" level of comedy (omg he said level, I wonder if he uses the lolpistol or the roflrifle). Just because someone thinks your quip isn't funny doesn't mean they don't get it, it just means that it lacks that "funny" quality.
geriatric? all words containing more than 3 letters are big words for you. You understood my joke? Do you reply to every joke/statement/comment some1 posts that you understand with "???"?
And no, you didn't have to force yourself to think on a dumber level, you had to force yourself to think on a high level which you didn't manage as I may point out.
And since you say your grandpa makes lame jokes it's no wonder where you get your lameness from.
1) Shes fucking disgustingly ugly.. looks like a fuckin moose'
2) Porn stars would be shite at sex, you'd need to have a dick the size of a thigh to satisfy her, it would be so slack you'd hardly feel anything!
And dont bother replyingto say your cocks are huge, i know 95% of you are all under 5.5inch. Since thats the average cocksize and the ones with over 5.5inch arnt gonna be the ones sitting on their PCs everyday playing games!
you haven't gotten mutch women, haven't you? the thing about women getting streched out and losing their tightness is BULLSHIT, they can make it a bit more flexible but it always comes back to it's original size and tightness. The most tight women i ever fucked was one that was 10 years older then me, i'm just saying a girl of 28 is just as tight as a girl of 18, although the girl of 28 has been fucked many times more.
If this were true, why on earth would you tell the internet world about your sordid situation? Especially if you have a wife and family to think about.