You just need some gaming servers where the red dot is, commission an oil rig, or build one. Or move it to corvo, there must be some ghetto ass island around there or something.

Then most of us can play with sub 85 ping against whoever.

Then come up with an optimised network protocol & net code which is shared across all games which ensures the best possible netcode in every game, instead of developers writing the same shit over and over, with varying levels of success.

If I ever get real rich, I will build one!

What about our aussie mates? The server needs to be at the earth's core.

Deepest humans have dug is less than 8 miles, centre of the earth is nearly 4,000 miles and gets hot many thousands of miles before that.

Concluded its not going to happen, but they can play the Africans at pong or something on their DX2-66's.

I wish Elon Musk would get on it.

i suspect you deliberately left out the mid east region? : P

Pingmatching already exists within the algorithms of matchmaking. I know for sure that OW, LoL, Dota2, CS:GO has it. They just have some priority system that attempts to match the players, if no players are available after a while of searching for an ideal match within initially fixed ranges of parameters (let's say no more than 10 ping difference), then the matchmaking allows for more deviation, for example, takes the closest player with similar skill level, time played, ping, location and so on. Good matchmaking is actually very hard to do.