... is fun. Some tips on how to piss people off:
1. Leave the copy machine on 99 copies, extra dark A3-format.
2. When you get to the window in a drive through you tell them you want to take the food with you.
3. If you have a porselin eye, pick on it with a pencil while talking to people.
4. Insist on keeping the vipers on while driving to "keep them in shape".
5. Aswer every statement people make with: "That's what YOU think."
6. Practise on sounding like a modem.
7. Make a beeping noice while you are moving backwards.
8. Show people you talk with that the conversation is over by folding your hands over your ears.
9. Say random numbers out loud while someone is counting.
10. Join pieces of paper together in the middle.
11. Explore publicly how slow you are able to make croaking sounds.
12. Honk your horn and wave to strangers.
13. Ask people by the skiing lift if they're going up too.
14. Buy lots of traffic cones and redirect the traffic.
15. Ask people: "Did you hear that?", and when they ask "What?", tell them: "Never mind, it stopped." Over and over and over again...
16. Leap like a rabbit instead of walking.
17. Hum the intro to Willhem Tell, and when you're almost done, screw up and start from the beginning. Again, and again.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. Sing along at the opera.
20. Go to a poetry session and after every poem you ask the author why it didn't rhyme.
21. Ask your co-workers strange questions and write their answers down on memos while mumbling something about a "psychological profile".
22. Tell your friend five days before their party that you can't come because you have a headache.
And the number one thing to piss people off:
23. Tell CMPA-players that VQ3 is better. Or vice versa.
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