Stopped Reading at MLG.

I got a bit further, stopped at COD.

Narrator: This summer.

Narrator: The unholy alliance no one could care less about.

Narrator: The MLG, CoD, ESPN, and The X-Games (X-Games, X-Games,....)

Narrator: You thought that going down a hill really fast on a finless board was cool? How about vaulting off of a fiberglass platform on wheels and spinning fast as possible.

Narrator: Now, without any hesitation we bring to you... this:

xX420NoScOpEbLaZeItXx: WOW F@#$ WHAT ARE YOU LIKE 12 *SNORTS*-

FaerieAngle: NO MY BUBBA COULD KICK YOUR A-

Narrator: The best shots.

[About ten uninteresting shots]

Narrator: The best glory.

[A team of 14 year olds dumps a powerade keg full of monster over a slightly older looking, but certainly not finished with high-school coach]

Narrator: Call... of... Duty

[Static CoD:Ghosts logo, with Activision logo spastically flying around the screen and spinning]

Narrator: This summer...

[Static shot of a 5-player team remotes-in-hand looking at screens, no view of the screens]

[Same view, except mirrored, so it looks like they're facing another team, if you aren't paying attention]

Narrator: We're going to...

[Random shot from a skate video]

Narrator: Joystick...

[Someone clearly not playing, spinning the right stick in circles]

Narrator: Your face off.

[Shot of all the involved teams with arms up, holding hands, looking up and yelling]

[Orchestral fade out as poorly photoshopped X-Games and CoD logo fades in, and then fades out]

it's not bad news at all, at least videogames are stepping ahead in terms of popularity with competition involved, i listen to people in bars and shit talking about LoL sometimes and looks like their friends they are like here we go again... just because it's not quake doesn't make it bad

^^ this. its progress, and they would never pick a game thats too advanced, it has to appeal to the masses. hence the CoD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrEYsB1lUI

this is x-games, computer games are shit. are people really going to watch a few fat nerds play CoD when there's stuff like freestyle motocross is there? if so it's a pretty sad state of affairs.

'seen one backflip and you've seen em all'
popularity of the x-games has fallen off a cliff, bro.
this isn't surprising at all

what we need is pasty nerds playing computer games, that'll reinvigorate it

I've been bummed on X-Games for a few years now.

X-Games is about going huge and landing sick tricks, not racing...

I thought it was a joke. CoD is a joke. MLG is a joke. Why is this not a joke?

They say two negatives make a positive... ;)

this has been tried before and it failed

Global Gaming League Video Game Tournament Hailed A Smashing Success at Gravity Games

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/globa...91997.html


there were a few detractors back then, but most of esreality was optimistic and happy about the partnership.

how is video gaming xtreme? lol

they'll be doing it with helmets on.

they're not allowed to eat fatality food

ESR being non-conformists as usual.....

When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phuck. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins

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