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You are what you eat (63 comments)

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Posted by esdf @ 15:39 CST, 21 December 2011 - iMsg

bwah.. cba to wait for image approval...

anyway, wonderboy 12times world champ of something stepped forward with a unique solution... http://i.imgur.com/Gp0Rt.png

'Press release'

Edited by esdf at 15:44 CST, 21 December 2011 - 15742 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 15:51 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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you're late to the party

<< Comment #3 @ 16:24 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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esdf ' - Reply to #1

was busy eatin seeds of victory so i didn't notice

<< Comment #2 @ 16:02 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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obi

INTENSE GAMING SESSIONS.

<< Comment #4 @ 16:32 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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are you telling me to eat cypher? are you?! R U!!!!!!!!!

Encouraging Social Devouring of the Famous

!_!

<< Comment #5 @ 16:43 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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vedic

GamerFood products are infused with caffeine, taurine, ginseng and lysine

I hope not, since most of those taste like shit. Energy drinks can barely even mask the flavor issues, and they don't have to be chewed. Proper "gamer food" is just healthy food.

<< Comment #6 @ 17:04 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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skint

Proper gamer food is pizza

<< Comment #7 @ 17:25 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #6

+dominos BBQ dip and a 1.5 ltr of chilled diet coke+bag of haribo and you're there.

<< Comment #8 @ 17:36 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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frs - Reply to #7

http://www.getyourtruthaboutabsbonus.com/fat-...t-soda.jpg

i heard you were fat?

<< Comment #11 @ 18:50 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #8

This from the same guys who threw their lives away to play a videogame lol?

<< Comment #14 @ 23:48 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #11

Better than throwing their lives away to defend their online persona on ESR.

<< Comment #21 @ 06:50 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #14

Yes my 4.5 posts a day posting habbit on ESR is a real killer!

If I'm defending then by defintion there is an attack, so the problem does not lie with me....

<< Comment #23 @ 07:27 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #21

Oh you and your definitions, makes you so cute!

Mate, the attacks are also in your head.

<< Comment #25 @ 08:49 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #23

"Defend"
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/defend

"to ward off attack from.....

Given it was YOU that used the word defend, I hardly see how its in my head. Or are you only comfy telling people they are doing something when it suits you and not comfy when they in fact trump your logic and start to play the crazy, in your head card?

Let me break it down for you, your desire to argue exceeds your ability to do so, you do not have the intellectual or emotional ability, you want to, but you don't.

<< Comment #29 @ 09:52 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #25

srsly i didnt even read that xD i couldnt give a fuck. enjoy feeling ignored

edit: oh darn i accidentally read it.. still i couldnt give a fuck

Edited by melechesh at 09:54 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #30 @ 14:39 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #29

That's ok, it was for other people to read about you.

<< Comment #36 @ 18:19 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #30

Dont worry, nobody reads your delusional projected semantics.

<< Comment #37 @ 20:31 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #36

"Dont worry, nobody reads your delusional projected semantics."

http://picturepush.com/public/7205224

You made another silly....

Edited by Jamerio at 20:31 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #38 @ 00:14 CST, 23 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #37

i enjoy writing crap in 2 seconds knowing you will agonize 10 minutes over how to compose an adequate reply because you think people still actually pay attention to anything you have to say

<< Comment #39 @ 01:37 CST, 23 December 2011 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #38

NO U

<< Comment #43 @ 13:49 CST, 24 December 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #38

1) It takes you longer than 2 seconds.
2) It takes me less than 10 minutes.
3) You replied to me first here.
4) I am one of the most replied to users on the site.

<< Comment #48 @ 14:23 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #43

took you 48 hours mate

<< Comment #31 @ 14:53 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #8

Don't do anything which could dissuade him from drinking Diet Coke FFS! Apparently the sweeteners may cause cancer :D

Edited by Thorin at 14:53 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #16 @ 01:12 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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losty - Reply to #7

-diet coke
+dr pepper

fucking want that shit now :(

<< Comment #9 @ 17:36 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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I guess no one ever heard of a banana.

<< Comment #15 @ 23:54 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #9

you like bananas?

<< Comment #10 @ 17:37 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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eh

Luckily it also leads to pimply faces and fatness which increases the chance that users of that product keep themselves out of the gene pool for the next generation. Thank you fatal1ty!

<< Comment #26 @ 09:06 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Nuked User - Reply to #10

Germany and Eugenics... Sounds familiar

<< Comment #28 @ 09:41 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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eh - Reply to #26

totally unrelated.

<< Comment #12 @ 21:27 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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Bored

[img1]
[img2]

Last one is for roma gamers (sup kkk):
[img3]

Edited by Bored at 02:39 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #18 @ 03:34 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #12

Here's the best photos i found of the chick

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1...01a2/l.jpg

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/6...3f88/l.jpg

<< Comment #20 @ 04:11 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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sharpe - Reply to #18

why would you even look up that girl ? except if you're dird

<< Comment #22 @ 07:21 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #20

because im not gay?

<< Comment #55 @ 07:07 CST, 29 December 2011 >>

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Weird ' - Reply to #22

well there is smth wrong with you... btw I don't think there is anything wrong with gay people.

Edited by Weird at 07:07 CST, 29 December 2011

<< Comment #56 @ 08:42 CST, 29 December 2011 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #55

I don't think there is anything wrong with gay people.

just asians and people who find them attractive. way to go

<< Comment #57 @ 08:47 CST, 29 December 2011 >>

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Weird ' - Reply to #56

you don't even see what I find disturbing.
And tbh asians are kawaii :)

<< Comment #13 @ 22:42 CST, 21 December 2011 >>

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Anonymous (90.61.170.35)

pricky

<< Comment #17 @ 02:00 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Lacceh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7LMGfSKScQ
holy shit rofl

<< Comment #19 @ 03:48 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Bored

Some adequete critique from the prime demographic:

Edited by Bored at 03:49 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #24 @ 07:31 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #19

america is so full of shit

<< Comment #27 @ 09:24 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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horf

THAN I SHALL EAT A FOX OR A DRAGON!

<< Comment #32 @ 16:02 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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dru1d

So now he's bagging up bird food and selling it to gamers..

seeds of victory?...
cashews of chaos?...
NUTS OF DESTRUCTION?!?

You gotta be kidding. He could have done so many positive things for Quake Live :/

Sorry but the guys a joke.

<< Comment #40 @ 02:36 CST, 23 December 2011 >>

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palatka - Reply to #32

yaeh i dont get it. why doesnt he support the european quake scene? cuz lets face it, americas got 1 established player atm.

what a complete dick

<< Comment #46 @ 05:01 CST, 27 December 2011 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #32

Nuts of destruction....sounds kinky!

<< Comment #33 @ 16:29 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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Lorfa '

You were hoping for v00 f00d?

<< Comment #34 @ 16:33 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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sonic - Reply to #33

v00's Humble Pie coming to an online store near you!!!

<< Comment #35 @ 16:52 CST, 22 December 2011 >>

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dru1d - Reply to #33

fox beat him too it years ago.

Edited by dru1d at 16:53 CST, 22 December 2011

<< Comment #41 @ 03:47 CST, 23 December 2011 >>

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cerno - Reply to #35

I rofl'd [+]

<< Comment #42 @ 11:30 CST, 23 December 2011 >>

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That is just so awesome!

Next - progamer underwear "tighty whities presented by fatal1ty"

<< Comment #44 @ 15:04 CST, 24 December 2011 >>

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Bored - Reply to #42

Considering how he keeps defaming himself year by year there's a good chance something like that hit the shelves soon.

<< Comment #45 @ 15:29 CST, 24 December 2011 >>

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T1E '

<< Comment #47 @ 07:40 CST, 27 December 2011 >>

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nemecel

what the fuck i am reading

<< Comment #49 @ 14:57 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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mcdaddysandwich - Reply to #47

we're on the weird part of esreality again.

<< Comment #50 @ 15:34 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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kapca

Edited by Memento_Mori at 04:05 CST, 29 December 2011

<< Comment #51 @ 18:41 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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Kokain - Reply to #50

He Fat!

<< Comment #52 @ 19:13 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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kapca - Reply to #50

sorry about that huge pic, my bad:S Please delete, I uploaded a smaller one:)

<< Comment #53 @ 20:10 CST, 28 December 2011 >>

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palatka - Reply to #52

please, dont bother

<< Comment #54 @ 03:42 CST, 29 December 2011 >>

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kapca - Reply to #53

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